I think I have missed a few episodes of this show. I am begging forgiveness in advance if I refer to the people by stereotypical names, the gay couple, the black couple, the Indian Interracial couple I may get better with time but for tonight I will probably not recap but just do a RANDOM THOUGHTS post to gauge reader interest.
First of all this is one of the best put together reality shows in ages. They all have “couples cam” so when stuff happens (like pregnancies or the lack there of ) they can shoot it with no producer interference. This is no REAL HOUSEWIVES contrived shit. And it took a year to make. So there is a lot less contrived bullshit and drama. It’s REAL bullshit and drama which is why you should watch.
Tonight we start with my favorite couple and the only one I am sure will make it. It’s the gay couple in Savannah for a destination wedding. One guy is a bit of an over the top gay who had a SERIOUS crisis when Whitney Houston died during filming, the other is 45, came out at 35 to his parents who are not accepting. They are ADORBS. It’s a patriotic Red, White and Blue party. Everyone is happy and things are awesome. They are ADORBS. But I am gay biased. I admit it. Did I mention I love them? Unemotional guy is getting emotional with emotional guy’s mother.
Indian and white guy(?) marriage people are at the fertility specialist. He just said he is Tarsu and I am not familiar with that comes from. Indian girl is discussing with the doc all of her ways to have a girl. The doc says…”if push comes to shove…” ha ha ha… Whatever. Indian girl is sort of a bitch. ROFLMAO, the doc tells Indian Girl she is really, really close to being very old. On the last episode (I think) the Indian Girl told her husband he needed to get checked out to see what was wrong with HIM. She’s not a likeable person.
Kim and Alaska are the black couple. I don’t think the will make it through the year. Alaska (the dude) has expectations of being the man and calling all the shots. Which I think is sexy RIGHT UP TO THE POINT I saw him last week questioning her and having to okay and agree to home décor. UM TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES are fine with me, which means HE doesn’t have a word to say about upholstery on the custom sofa other than, “I think this one is nice, but whatever you like, dear.” He’s not into traditional gender roles, he is into being a prick. I dunno why she married this man. He is not even hot. I think he is trying so hard to be THE MAN… he might be gay. You heard it here first. She is still trying to jimmy the lock to the bathroom in order to shower with him, which he has said he will never do. GAY! Just sayin’
I think these white people are Jewish. I wanna call them the Jewish couple. I think I saw stomping on glasses at the wedding. I am pretty sure this is the Jewish couple. I could be wrong. She is pregnant and he is working all the time.
Back to the Indian couple. She has a sex calendar with screwing days and not screwing days. She is horrid. I just can’t get into their scenes. There is nothing to like about either of these people.
Back to Jewish couple. Her name is Kathryn. It’s all about business ventures. With Kathryn’s husband. He is nervous about giving her a tanning salon or something. I dunno.,
Oh… back to the boys. Huge beautiful wedding. Emotional guy is Blair. Non emotional guy is Jeff. Blair is with family. Jeff is alone. Savannah is gorgeous I used to live there. So southern. I hope at least one wears a bowtie. OMG! Jeff has a green one. Like BRIGHT NEON GREEN! I LOVE IT! Sorry I love bowties. His best girlfriend Traci is there for him. She tells Jeff that they both already knew when he came out. God I love Savannah.
Furniture at Alaska and Kim’s (?) house is arriving. The girl, picked the fabric from JILL ZARIN FABRICS ( I am not making this up) and Alaska is being a dick. Kim did buy an expensive custom made setee when apparently he wanted a couch.
Okay the obnoxious Indian interracial couple is Tina and Tarz. Tarz is in the gym talking about performing under pressure. Part of why I know Tarz is Tarz is his name is on the front of the shirt he is working out in. Have I said these people are unlikeable and I could give a shit if they reproduce and am in fact rooting to the contrary.
Jewish Mom to be is trying to have a staff meeting and hubby walks in and tells her she is too stupid to be in charge. This should go well. *eyeroll* However, I think these will continue on. I saw this whole thing as a business relationship to begin with. Their business partnership will go well. I just don’t see ANY love.
Ohhhhh….my gays. I love them. Why can’t this whole show be the guys? OMG They are both wearing bowties! How perfect! I totally stopped blogging to watch the ceremony…Jeff got a bit drunk at the wedding. Blair has a song to sing. I can’t. I love them so much. They are the reason to watch. So much love. OMG at bathtub scene..
Kim and Alaska. OMG I used to have a girl at work who would sit next to me in faculty meetings and whisper…”fix your face” when stupid shit was going on. I miss her.
So is anyone out there watching this with me? It’s kinda good.