If by some dumb coincidence, you came here looking for the truth, AB threw SOMETHING out the window when the cops came. Then she became belligerent. She was not arrested for smoking pot. Amanda is mentally ill. This is about the age it manifests.
Look, I don’t know who this little girl is or why she threw her bong off the 37th floor, nor do I care. I keep seeing her name in the tabloids as if she is someone I should know or care about. Wrong on both counts. Why am I posting? Because apparently Jonathon Jaxson of fake suicide fame is now somehow involved. I had several weird encounters with him when I first began this blog.
I have no idea about either of them but they both seem suicidal to me and need love. Jonathan “attempted suicide” when I was a brand new blogger. I sought every remedy to help him. He repaid me by deleting every suicidal post and blocking me. He had somehow managed to ingratiate himself with Kim Kardashian, and Kim Zolciak. Now he is trying to get some of the press for Amanda Bynes. I knew he was a dick very early on..and he remains a dick. I have seen these antics before and here are his musings regarding Amanda….
From his blog, which he has probably deleted.
Help When Needed…
I had to write this to get it off my chest before continuing on with my night…
Many are well aware that I had called NY authorities back at the start of the month in regard to several phone calls and fearful moments I received from a very lost soul. I did EVERYTHING I knew to do, to hopefully be able to help this individual. (Amanda Bynes)
Every since, I have been hoping for an intervention of some sort to help this lost soul. I have been of witness to far too many fallen stars in many different arrays. But the GOD that lives in me, would never let me rest if I hadn’t done what I only knew to do with what was in my reach.
I won’t get into MANYYY personal details regarding private conversations and such, but I will state for the record, what the world has seen of this public personality and her cry for help, is quite crystal clear…Yet so many wanted to simply mock her and push her to do more. It astonishes me.
Many often have asked, “Why through social media instead of private conversations?” Well, the truth of the matter is, and has been, is that Amanda has moved place to place and changed her phone number so much, it was very hard to keep private conversations so “private,” as we would speak through social media, or at least she to me. The late night blocked phone calls and rants, among many other things…
So, unfortunately we communicated through social media in the past couple of weeks. She would see what I would write to her and contact me towards the end after I attempted the first intervention out of fear she would self harm herself after she spoke similar words.
Ask your true self, what would YOU do if someone YOU cared about was in harms way and regardless of the amount of time you have known them, would you let them lead a life that was absolutely destructible and knew would eventually kill them? For the ones with a right mind and spirit, I hope the answer is “NO!”
Today, was a usual Amanda Bynes day…Get high and do her daily things to hide from life’s dealings. But everything from a magazine releasing photos and tonight’s intervention, was all planned. Regardless of what a police report will state regarding charges, those involved will remain anonymous. I don’t regret anything that I have done, what so ever. I hope in all my heart that I helped save a life tonight in ways that no one will ever know, along with help from others.
I and God know the 100 percent TRUTH in all of it. In your possible judgement of me, through what you may have read or heard, only God is allowed to judge.
Ending, Amanda will hopefully get the help she so desperately needs now. Fame can be quite destructive and tear one’s spirit away from them. Until one has LIVED it, ONE can never truly understand it all and what occurs behind-the-scenes with the reasons why.
Have a beautiful night and a great Memorial weekend ahead…AND please be kind to one another.
Much love, light & happiness,
Jonathan Jaxson
Well also something to keep in mind is that JJ is starting a book tour… He’s Kim Z’s, Amanda and Kim K’s ex-publicist. The guy knows how to grab media attention when need be. #incentives
Exactly! He just slammed Kim Z yesterday and called her the client from hell. He’s looking for a way to sell his book that no one otherwise would buy.
No one should be surprised by such moves. He comes off as the type of “celebrity” that thinks negative publicity is good publicity. I mean… look at his past clients.
This Guy sounds like a real d bag!!
Jonathan Jaxson has been tweeting a lot lately about how he has been helping Amanda Bynes with her drug problem. I went through his tweets (the ones he hasn’t deleted because he likes to tweet and delete) to show you how his mind works. Sorry that they are not in chronological order. As you can see, the first tweet is him saying that Amanda Bynes needs a good friend and that he is praying for her. Somehow he ends up being that friend, with her calling him from blocked numbers and ranting to him “high”. It is interesting that Amanda does not follow Jonathan and he does not follow her (most likely because she has blocked him).
Full disclosure, I am blocked by Jonathan Jaxson because I called him out on a blatant lie which I will get to in another comment.
In a nutshell, Jonathan likes to tweet about what a drug addict Amanda Bynes is, but he is only doing it for her own good and not for notoriety even though he tweets about it incessantly and will include it in his upcoming book.
The tweets: (Scroll to the bottom to start from the beginning)
May 23 2013 – Everyone please say a prayer that our intervention worked and that amandabynes has been arrested she will get the help she needs! #love
May 23 2013 – Everything will be released in my book about our time and your condition @
AmandaBynes The world will soon know EVERYTHING. #gethelp
May 22 2013 – AmandaBynes why don’t you just speak out like I have also told you, sober, if that’s what you want the world to believe? How about ketamine
May 22 2013 – FineWithoutYou I have been working with her during this break down AmandaBynes
May 22 2013 – Please AmandaBynes your in such major denial. Your late night rants and so much more. I told you to guard yourself with good. X for rehab!
May 23 2013 – Everyone please say a prayer that our intervention worked and that amandabynes has been arrested she will get the help she needs! #love
May 23 2013 – Everything will be released in my book about our time and your condition AmandaBynes The world will soon know EVERYTHING. #gethelp
May 22 2013 – AmandaBynes please Amanda. They did not mess up your photos. They are real and prove the state your in, denial! Please get HELP!!! Love u!
May 22 2013 – Here’s AmandaBynes in her apartment all drugged up and people wonder why I continue to worry!!! http://i.imgur.com/BUhJ5p7.jpg
May 21 2013 – It’s so funny. Every time I mention you AmandaBynes you call with a high rant. Get it together, I am not giving up! #prayforamandabynes
May 21 2013 – So in InTouch 2morrow tells a “friend”gave photos that are of AmandaBynes at her NY apt laid out on bed & drugs were everywhere.
May 18 2013 – alysiamac19 @AmandaBynes addiction to fame. :/
May 18 2013 – Another late night rant by AmandaBynes At some point ur just going to completely push me away! Since u block ur # I know u will read this!!
May 16 2013 – brandyestell she calls from blocked numbers and keeps changing her number. If only it were easy.
May 16 2013 – Please AmandaBynes please stop calling me with these late night antics. I have kept quiet but you call and won’t listen. #gethelppleaseasap
May 14 2013 – Peeking_Turtle still messed up & refusing help. Rehab is the only thing that will save her. She’s in a very dark place and only gets worse.
May 13 2013 – Still pray for the lost to be found…Spiritually speaking…Directed to AmandaBynes
May 12 2013 – Poor AmandaBynes She is delusional. Gives an interview agreed upon and the retracts things said from her own mouth! #intervention #help
May 11 2013 – Oprah my friend AmandaBynes needs IyanlaVanzant help like no other! #lordplease #iyanlafixmylife
May 11 2013 – ktmbates: jonathanjaxson goodnight! #saveamandabynes <TY and yes continue praying for AmandaBynes #lostgirl
May 9 2013 – Your going to end up overdosing @amandabynes unless you get straight ASAP! This life coaster your living is devastating! Take the help!!!!
May 9 2013 – Dislike night phone calls. Just when I thought there a silver lining, BAM! So lost and so sad. Want to believe it isn't true!!!
May 9 2013 – Amanda Bynes roaming NYC this afternoon. AmandaBynes Keep praying for her! pic.twitter.com/41yEwD1q0l
May 8 2013 – Y'all! There is a silver lining! @AmandaBynes has been found and is getting help! So proud of you Amanda!!! Love u!!!
May 8 2013 – alexaleesmommy: jonathanjaxson AmandaBynes did she agree to get help?? <No!
May 7 2013 – Everyone, since I have updated u last I just have news that Amanda Bynes is having an intervention right now. Please keep her in ur prayers!
May 7 2013 – As I fall asleep I say a special pray for Amanda Bynes who is lost and will soon be found. MIA for nearly 48-hours with no contact!
May 6 2013 – Where have you been AmandaBynes ??? So many have tried calling you and looking for you since last night!
May 5 – 2013 – AmandaBynes it was great talking today! You sound better!
May 5 – 2013 calistaxojade bradleytraynor AmandaBynes the NYPD has a special behavior unit that I was required to call. It was considered a crisis!
May 3 2013 – Shame on eonline for promoting AmandaBynes antics. Be a better a journalist!!!!
May 3 2013 – Everyone please quit pushing AmandaBynes for more stupidity. Tweet your support to her. An intervention is coming!
May 3 2013 – Thanks accesshollywood for doing such a good story tonight on AmandaBynes
May 3 2013 – calistaxojade bradleytraynor amandabynes everyone has tried and will continue. She's an adult living in a state that protects her!
May 3 2013 – Does a normal sober person work out like this AmandaBynes http://youtu.be/_i8rtDTJDqk ? Please get help before your our next tragedy! We love u!
May 2 2013 – AmandaBynes I won't give up on you until you get help!
Hollyscoop Hollyscoop
[EXCLUSIVE] Jonathan Jaxson: Why I called the cops on Amanda Bynes http://bit.ly/132WMh6
Retweeted by Jonathan Jaxson
May 2 2013 – NesaRob: jonathanjaxson just saw you on ET. I had no idea. I pray with you for Amanda. She needs friends like you. <Thank u! I
this kind of BS is EXACTLY why i will never tweet and facebook is something i look at twice a month, unless i want to spy on someone!!!
After reading TT’s posts about Jonathan Jaxson, I didn’t trust him as far as I could throw him. When was reading his Twitter and when I came across his tweets about Amanda Bynes, something struck me as suspicious so I have been paying extra close attention to them. So when I got this tweet tonight from the New York Post at 10.34 pm * May 23 2013 – Amanda Bynes was arrested tonight after throwing a bong out of a Midtown apartment building, in front of police * I checked his Twitter and sure enough he tweeted at 10.45pm * May 23 2013 – Everyone please say a prayer that our intervention worked and that @amandabynes has been arrested she will get the help she needs! #love *
He said that it had been a tiresome couple of hours, but the intervention was worth it (he deleted this tweet). I looked back on his timeline and a few hours ago, he had been tweeting normally – no sign that he was involved in an intervention – or in New York City. I also find it highly suspicious that he tweeted about this “intervention” approximately at the same time the arrest was announced.
I asked him about this and confronted him with the article below and was promptly blocked. I guess the truth has no place on a god fearing realtor’s Twitter page.
This is why Amanda Bynes was actually arrested, not some phony intervention by a hack publicist who is trying to sell a “book” that may or may not be coming out in a week.
According to the dailybeast http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2013/05/23/amanda-bynes-arrested-in-nyc.html
“Amanda Bynes was arrested Thursday night in New York City, after allegedly trying to throw a bong out a window—on the 36th floor of the apartment building. Police said they responded to a call of someone smoking marijuana in the lobby of a midtown apartment building, but the person wasn’t in the lobby anymore. Police said the doorman led them up to her apartment, where they knocked on the door and Bynes let them inside—and police said the apartment was allegedly filled with marijuana smoke. But when she apparently realized police could see the bong, she then allegedly tossed it out the window, which was on the 36th floor. She was arrested for reckless endangerment, tampering with evidence, and criminal possession of marijuana.”
She was smoking weed in the damn lobby! Is that where you were holding the effing intervention, Jonathan?
To make matters worse, Jonathan posted this on his blog: (jonathanjaxson.com)
Friday, May 24
Help When Needed…
Dear Friends,
I had to write this to get it off my chest before continuing on with my night…
Many are well aware that I had called NY authorities back at the start of the month in regard to several phone calls and fearful moments I received from a very lost soul. I did EVERYTHING I knew to do, to hopefully be able to help this individual. (Amanda Bynes) {HE CAN’T RESIST NAMING HER, CAN HE? ALSO NO ONE CAN CONFIRM THAT THE NYPD ACTUALLY RECEIVED HIS CALL & ACTUALLY PAID AMANDA A VISIT}
Every since, I have been hoping for an intervention of some sort to help this lost soul. I have been of witness to far too many fallen stars in many different arrays. {HE IS A TERRIBLE WRITER} But the GOD that lives in me, would never let me rest if I hadn’t done what I only knew to do with what was in my reach. {TWEET, EXPLOIT, AND PUT IT IN MY BOOK}
I won’t get into MANYYY personal details regarding private conversations and such, but I will state for the record, what the world has seen of this public personality and her cry for help, is quite crystal clear…Yet so many wanted to simply mock her and push her to do more. It astonishes me. {THAT THEY DIDN’T TWEET ABOUT IT}
Many often have asked, “Why through social media instead of private conversations?” Well, the truth of the matter is, and has been, is that Amanda has moved place to place and changed her phone number so much, it was very hard to keep private conversations so “private,” as we would speak through social media, or at least she to me. The late night blocked phone calls and rants, among many other things… {HARD TO BELIEVE THAT SHE TALKS TO YOU VIA TWITTER WHEN I FOLLOW HER & SHE NEVER MENTIONS YOU NOR DOES SHE FOLLOW YOU. AND YOU TWEETED HER A LITTLE OVER A MONTH AGO AS A CONCERNED FAN AND NOW YOU’RE A MENTOR/REHAB COUNSELOR WHO SPEAKS TO HER ON THE PHONE?
So, unfortunately we communicated through social media in the past couple of weeks. She would see what I would write to her and contact me towards the end after I attempted the first intervention out of fear she would self harm herself after she spoke similar words. {HMMM, MAYBE IN THE BEGINNING SHE WOULD SAY HI, THANKS, BUT THEN SHE BLOCKED YOUR CRAZY ASS, CAUSE I DON’T KNOW, YOU’RE GOING TO PUT IT IN YOUR BOOK?}
Ask your true self, what would YOU do if someone YOU cared about was in harms way and regardless of the amount of time you have known them, would you let them lead a life that was absolutely destructible and knew would eventually kill them? For the ones with a right mind and spirit, I hope the answer is “NO!”
Today, was a usual Amanda Bynes day…Get high and do her daily things to hide from life’s dealings. But everything from a magazine releasing photos and tonight’s intervention, was all planned. Regardless of what a police report will state regarding charges, those involved will remain anonymous. I don’t regret anything that I have done, what so ever. I hope in all my heart that I helped save a life tonight in ways that no one will ever know, along with help from others. {NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW, BUT I WILL DO MY DAMNEDEST TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I COORDINATED EVERY SINGLE MOVE.}
I and God know the 100 percent TRUTH in all of it. In your possible judgement of me, through what you may have read or heard, only God is allowed to judge.
Ending, Amanda will hopefully get the help she so desperately needs now. Fame can be quite destructive and tear one’s spirit away from them. Until one has LIVED it, ONE can never truly understand it all and what occurs behind-the-scenes with the reasons why.
Have a beautiful night and a great Memorial weekend ahead…AND please be kind to one another.
Much love, light & happiness,
Jonathan Jaxson
{I DON’T BUY IT. YEAH, IT SOUNDS OKAY, BUT IT’S COMING FROM JONATHAN JAXSON, SO IT’S JUST WORDS. ALSO, IT’S TOO LONG. LIARS DON’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP. THAT’S ONE THING I LEARNED FROM JODI ARIAS.}
This dude pisses me off to no end.I don’t believe in any way, shape or form that he has contact with Amanda. He threw that lil tidbit out there about LR a while back in an attempt to generate pre-sales again, since there is a large group who dislikes her. Kim Z story? he’s talked about many times, the statement he threw out not too long ago about the Oscar winning actor (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) who kissed him , he claimed that story years ago also. Really wasn’t cool to out my gay friend (not a celeb) here in Jacksonville either (where JJ lives)when he wasn’t ready to come out yet NOTHING to gain from doing that! I feel bad for the ppl who have pre-ordered his book, which I’m willing to bet money that it will NEVER get published, since he’s been attempting to promote it for years. Dude is a famewhore & disgusting person.
He is the one who “tweeted” the NYC police department, right? Why is he wearing a baseball cap in a hospital bed? Looks like another wannabe looking for a reality show.
So, it is true. Crazy attracts crazy.
“Jaxson”? Oh, spare me.
He’s a sociopath.
Um Amanda’s tits are unfortunately saggy. I mean isn’t she… like 20 something. The star in the pic is at almost waist level. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/report-amanda-bynes-arrested-midtown-apartment-article-1.1353437
I realize these are the least of her problems…
Whoa. If anyone needs an intervention, it’s this guy. He seems to latch onto celebs and fantasize that he is really important to them. I predict we will see him on Dateline someday, being interviewed from jail…
I’m surprised that you don’t know who Amanda Bynes is. She starred in that TV show “What I like about You” with Jennie Garth, and has also been in a whole bunch of movies. She is 25 years old (still no excuse for saggy boobs).
She’s another kid star who can’t cope and has had some pretty significant probs since her retirement at the age of 24. She has gone downhill fast. I don’t think she’s enjoying her retirement much. Maybe she could call the Richard sisters for advice? Kim could do an intervention!
kh
None of this made sense to me. I honestly have never heard of Amanda Bynes or Jonathan Jaxson. Slow day for me and I read this out of boredom. Now I’ll read the comments. Maybe they’ll offer some clues.
My daughter and i used to watch Amanda on disney (i think) show “Amanda Bynes Show” cute kid then…..comedic and enchanting………i REALLY FEEL FOR HER!!!**** i promise to scroll down to read other posts, but from the top, i just wanted to say to all who do not know her, she was a young woman who went from TV show (like Hilary Duff, the mickey mouse kids, LiLO?, perhaps Miley cyrus?) onto films…and i have a fondness for her so>>>
1) WHO TF is this jerk guy trying to get famous off of her woes????
2) i most certainly do not know her issues, seems i recently saw some overly-scantily -clad photos she sent somewhere that someone made public (maybe the same dickhead discussed above.??)
3) PRAYERS for this young woman.!!! I have a feeling about mental illness here and, it is the season for mania…………which can become psychoses without meds………….i will be praying for her………….so young to have such intrusion into her life…………and, WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?????
ok, just looking around online and reminded she was not disney but nickelodeon…..i saw the semi-dressed tweet discussion in recent past, and now the arrest stuff, along with other gossip…..and photos,,,,,,,,,,,,,looks like she started with half shaven head and progressed to fully shaven. As well, shots of her same clothes perhaps several days. THIS IS SO SAD and no one should go through this without intervention……….i repeat, WHERE IS HER FAMILY!!! this kid needs major evaluation and some missions of mercy to save her life.
This is from Amanda’s most recent tweet….
“Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports. “
Whoa. When my vagina is slapped by a cop, it IS a big deal. So she called the cops on the vagina slapping cop? And he handcuffed her? Tamara, help.
I forget what I saw Amanda Bynes in, on TV, a but she was so enchanting.She played a bit of a misfit for a sorority, as a freshman. I pray she gets what she needs to get her life back on track. I would hope that I can see her in films and on TV once again.
Bynes tweeted — and quickly deleted — “@rihanna Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.”
She followed that up with another insult — about wanting to name her dog Rihanna. It’s unclear what set her off.
RiRi clearly got wind of the deleted tweets, because she just posted the BEST COMEBACK EVER:
Rihanna ✔ @rihanna
Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?
Don’t mess with RiRi.
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UPDATE 11:03 AM PT — Amanda has already responded (and already deleted):
“@rihanna unlike ur fugly faced self I don’t do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren’t pretty u know it!”
Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2UQbILmze
Visit the TMZ Store: http://tmzstore.com
Newest soon to be deleted tweet by Amanda:
“@TMZ: Amanda Bynes — Not Certifiable … and It’s a Big Problem http://tmz.me/Zk8xAH” to say I wasn’t offended being treated like a mental insane person/criminal on the night the cops illegally entered my apartment, found nothing, sexually assaulted me, then arrested me taking me to a mental hospital, then locking me up all night for no wrong doing us criminal on THEIR part. My lawyer and I are taking this mistake extremely seriously! You cannot illegally enter my apartment then take me to mental hospital without any grounds. I have never been so offended in my life. They found nothing criminal on me or around me, one cop then sexually assaulted me, so I’m suing for all of the above! I’ll be happy when I get money compensation from the cop who assaulted me and NYPD for wrongfully arresting me and having me put into a mental hospital and jail overnight! I don’t want to keep talking about it. My lawyer is taking care of it for me. My real friends don’t talk about me on twitter. Also, never trust or listen to a word any person from my family says to the press. I am suing them for money laundering/unethical manager work, I never signed a contract with them, and they had been stealing my money without me knowing, claiming they were managing me somehow when they have no right to act as if they did anything to help or enhance my career and I want $ back that I earned on my own. I’m 27 and don’t like when press talks to my parents. My parents are almost 70 years old. We are no longer on speaking terms. I would rather them be homeless than live off of my money.
“@eonline: Amanda Bynes: Two Truths and (Probably) a Lie http://eonli.ne/1aiOYrO” this is all false! Nothing was thrown out the widow! They asked if a vase was a bong to which I replied, no, that’s a vase. I’m very close friends with Nikki Blonsky, we chat all the time! Stop writing pathetic articles about me! E isn’t run by beauty queens like me! I’ve met you all! You’re a bunch of drug users and alcoholics! I don’t drink or do drugs! Get your story straight!
In the end, only Amanda can help Amanda. If she doesn’t seek help, well bye bye.
That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don’t look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don’t care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!
It’s always amusing to me when people cry out, “Where are her parents!” Amanda Bynes is nearly 30 and clearly dealing with some mental issues. However, she’s definitely old enough to where her parents would not handle this. She’s not 17 anymore.
Amanda Bynes almost made it. I think Hilary Duff is the only one who turned out alright. Only time will tell with that harlot Miley Cyrus.
With that being said, her recent tweets crack me the fuck up! Mentally ill or not, girl is still FUNNY. The one about her wanting drake to murder her vagina… omg classic
This girl is sad. I read someplace that when her parents tried to intervene, she cut them out of her life. And, this was a year ago. Sad.
Amanda continues to rant about not talking about it anymore…
For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest. I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above. I’m so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don’t need to talk about this anymore. My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I’m also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!
Amanda now claims she did NOT make the RiRi tweets. You know, the ones on her timeline. They were made up by others and were never there.
Just like this one is no longer there…
“That’s one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else’s body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I’m on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I’m not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don’t need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I’m sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn’t do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I’m so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn’t commit. I’m suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I’m a model citizen who doesn’t partake in drugs. He’s going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.”
She said “educated multi-millionaire”…
This jaxson person is a non factor to me, so moving on.
Amanda Bynes. . Did anyone notice RiRi’s ( or w\e the cool kids call her) Bitchees be like tweet? It seems to be before Amanda Bynes tweeted the statement about her and Chris, if that is the case what am I missing here? Why would Rhianna post that out of no where? Or could it have been a random thing and coincidental and Amanda took it the wrong way? Also who knew this Amanda Bynes could be so entertaining! LOL Seems she had it out with a few other celebrities this month. Craziness. Also are these schizophrenia rumors fact or just rumors?
LOL at TMZ Article entitled “NYPD to Amanda Bynes, No One Slapped Your Vagina.”
Um, sorry Amanda, my vagina isn’t getting slapped much either these days. I feel your pain…..
What did the officer allegedly slap her vagina with, pray tell?
kh
Well, I was assuming his hand, but thinking of a big burly NYPD officer with a um…night stick… perhaps I am …I mean she was handcuffed….and then….
um nevermind. Please excuse me.
LMAO… I wonder If I could find a hunky police officer willing to slap …… Handcuffs on me?
I’d be fine with a stripper dressed as a cop…
New Amanda tweet!
“My lawyer is getting my case dropped! There was no proof of sexual harassment or drugs. Instead of me asking for the cop to be arrested for sexual harassment, I want my case dropped as well. His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That’s worse than any time in jail. But I am suing him for money compensation. I love having more money in my bank! “
Imaginary Friends, We have found the blog. I repeat. We have found the bong.
New Amanda Tweet:
“@TMZ: Amanda Bynes Apartment — It Looks Like A Shattered Bong? [Photo] http://tmz.me/ZrbnE5” apparently glass=bong right?” Tmz is being sued as we speak. That’s fake! They and NYPD is trying to frame me for a crime I didn’t commit. There was no drug paraphanilia in or around my apartment on the day I was arrested. Someone went to my apartment and photographed glass outside. This is the smutiest site of all. I’ve already forgotten about it! I’m drug free and love talking about it!
Oops. Missed one. Courtney Love told EOnline that Amanda needs to straighten up and fly right or something. When Courtney love tells you you have issues….
But Amanda doesn’t care. Amanda is too pretty to listen to Courtney Love, Y’all.
Amanda Bynes @AmandaBynes 1h
@eonline Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. To be mentioned by her at all makes me and all my friends laugh!
Jonathan is the little boy on Baywatch. He’s been on Celeb Rehab too. I’ve seen a couple of Amanda’s movies. Always liked her. Hope she gets help even if she did block me on twitter. I used the “p” word (parents) and got blocked.
LOL Jonathan WISHES he was the little boy on bay watch. He just an idiot in Jacksonville that tries to approach D list celebs for attn. BTW, Jeremy Jackson is HOT and was on Celeb Rehab for “steroid use” aka he just wanted to be on TV.
She doing her notdrugs again…
I’m suing Tmz for staging fake bong photos. It’s not even a bong! The photo shows it’s clearly a clear and blue stained glass Ciroc bottle from some random street. You can’t create fake evidence long they released me after they searched my apartment and the street and found no proof of drug use or drug paraphanilia inside or outside my apartment. They’re a lame excuse for a news source. They’re criminals and should be arrested! I was treated like an animal by the cops and I will do anything to receive justice. Tmz are liars and criminals for creating false evidence! My lawyer is sending a lawsuit to their office.
She’s VERY pretty y’all! Especially in that blond wig!
“@chrissyteigen Ur not a pretty model compared to me. I signed to Ford models @ age 13. I don’t look up to u beauty wise. I’m far prettier than u! I’m offended that you’re saying I have a mental illness when I show no sign of it, but thankfully not one man that wants me wants you and you are an old ugly model compared to me! You look 45! You’re not pretty so I’m not intimidated by you! I think you’re jealous that you’re just an ugly model whos career is uninspiring! I don’t respect you! You’re no beauty queen! I’m a beauty queen! “
Amanda has bugs in her head… Is there anyone that can shut her twitter, etc down? Where is this lawyer she talks about so much?…. I guess busy sending out all these lawsuits. If Britney was entered into a conservatorship, why can’t Amanda? I will admit that she is quite entertaining, crazy or not.
Amanda suggest suicide to Perez Hilton…
@perezhilton no one wants to suck your dick! Stop living! Kill yourself! I look sooooo much better than the girl you hired to look like an awful cheeky version of me! So I’d say Fuck You but no one wants to! I just say keep living in your shitty existence leaching off of stars who you look, sound, and act nothing like!
And a few choice words for Lance Bass!
Amanda Bynes @AmandaBynes 1h
I ignored Lance Bass on twitter and now he is saying I have a mental illness. Sorry you’re an ugly ex boy band member w/ no talent or career
TT, you know i have a soft spot for Amanda……………i pray every day for her……….i am sure this is psychoses or a bipolar psychotic epidsode………..i reiterate, if only for myself to say it aloud: This kid needs psych care, intervention, her parents to step up to plate and take conservatorship; I really can see how people can briefly look and say “crazy bitch” about Amanda, but how many times do any of us see anyone out of control like this? She needs help and, think me weird or not, i ask you any everyone else who has touched mental illenss to pray for her life. she can be helped!
ok, i said my piece
Doc
I am pulling for her to get help myself. Sadly according to TMZ, the parents can’t get her under conservatorship because she has no documented mental health condition or addiction problem. She refuses contact with the parents as well. Her friend Lance Bass has tried and been rejected. The parents suspect schizophrenia (probably paranoid) because of some previous incidents where she thought the smoke detectors were spying on her.
It’s hard enough for those of us who want treatment to get it these days, let alone forcing an adult who is more than a bit resistant to help.
I probably should not laugh at her tweets, but they are kinda funny…
yea, i have to say the tweets are also entertaining to me, but i am glad to see that we are pulling the same weight in intentions!
Neighbors in Amanda Bynes’ apartment building describe living with the wigged-out starlet as “like living with Linda Blair in ‘The Exorcist.’ ” One told us, “She stares you out in the elevator. Residents are terrified to be alone with her. She knocked on one woman’s door, and when it opened, she screamed ‘You’re ugly,’ and ran away. Amanda always seems to be alone, muttering to herself and looking completely out of it.” The resident said management as well as neighbors in Bynes’ West 47th Street building are fed up with her antics in the lobby, elevators and public corridors. The source added, “The day before her arrest, she arrived in a cab and ran upstairs, leaving the driver shrieking that she owed him $150. She left her cellphone in the cab. The good news is, she hasn’t been seen in the building since her arrest.”
Full story at Page 6 http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/the_devil_in_amanda_4WmDBJsifsFd2a4bvZUxCI
Amanda is getting a serious of nose jobs while she is awake under general anesthesia. ummm hmmmm
Bynes — who previously copped to having a nose job weeks before her arrest — tells TMZ she got the procedure done yesterday in Manhattan and explains, “I have no bandage on. It’s healing on it’s own like my doctor asked.”
But she’s not stopping there, telling us, “I’m getting one more in 3 weeks, they are short amazing surgeries done while I’m awake but under general anesthesia. It’s almost perfect.”
She says once her nose “doesn’t look so awful in photos” she will stop hiding from the paps.
Latest on the list of people Amanda is calling ugly? Her dad (and RuPaul by proxy).
Okay. This really isn’t funny anymore. Is there nothing anyone can do? And if some doctor is really giving her nose jobs during all of this, he needs to be sued.
Amanda Bynes @AmandaBynes 4h
My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous!