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Jean Kasem on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Yes Please!

May 12, 2013 by tamaratattles 18 Comments

RHOBHJeanKasemDear Jean Kasem,

In a ten second sound bite with TMZ today you managed to spill that you “just met with those housewife people, the Bravo people… ” That is unfortunate because you could have gotten a lot of exposure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to try and unload that Holmby Hills estate you listed for $42 million last month. Remember that one party you had where you decided to turn the back yard into Sea World replete with A WHALE and some seals and they had to drain the pool to get the whale out afterward? That is exactly what we want from Bravo. You would be PERFECT. But you can’t go running your mouth to TMZ until you get something on paper. I pray that the fact that you are a rich blond who appears to be er…. very “exuberant” at all times… (who are we to speculate, it may just be your personality) may once again save your ass and allow us all to gawk at you very soon.

If so, I have included the RULES for the Fight Club for you to memorize whilst lounging about by your heart-shaped pool.

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says “stop” goes limp, or taps out you will be allowed to reapply your makeup.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight, but the more housewives the better. Rally your support.

5th RULE: One fight at a time is for pussies. For the most air time attack on multiple fronts.

6th RULE: One shoulder shirts, Red bottomed shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

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  1. tonilost says

    May 12, 2013 at 5:19 pm

    I cant even imagine what she looks like now, I have to look at the TMZ page. RHBH is the only one of those show I like but watch sporadically.

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  2. Dawn says

    May 12, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    OMG, Morris trying for another big commission.

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  3. Marty says

    May 12, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    This would be epiclicous.

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  4. mrl917 says

    May 12, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Lol! She would be perfect for BH!

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  5. sandybo says

    May 12, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    I guess I am not following celebrities but who is she?? Is this KC Kasems widow? That huge buxom blonde?

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 12, 2013 at 6:23 pm

      Jean Kasem is Casey Kasem’s (America’s Top 40 DJ) wife. Casey is alive and kicking as of earlier today. He is 81, she is either 58 or 59. They have been married since 1980.

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      • ed says

        May 12, 2013 at 8:16 pm

        i remember her from cheers. she played carla’s sleezy ex’s bimbo wife.

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      • sandybo says

        May 12, 2013 at 9:00 pm

        LOL!! Oh Dear God!! I thought he died years ago!! I remember him on the radio when I was little!! Too funny! Now I know who she is!! Thanks!

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      • Anastasia Beaverhausen says

        May 13, 2013 at 11:08 am

        I thought Casey Kasem was dead, too. How about Abe Vigoda, is he still around?

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  6. tamaratattles says

    May 12, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    I edited the link in to the LA Times Story that includes the whale story. http://articles.latimes.com/2013/apr/05/business/la-fi-hotprop-20130407

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  7. Dawn says

    May 12, 2013 at 6:29 pm

    I would have thought Casey about 100 now and long gone. The house sounds appropriately tacky, as she has always looked.

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  8. Dlister says

    May 12, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    Uh, yeah. Ummm, Mrs. Kasem? Why the fuck would you want your life belittled and beshitted by being a lowly, scum-sucking Bravo Housewife? What is Kasey not famous enough anymore for you? Do you not have class or dignity?

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  9. (•̃•̃¸) Rita M ❤ (@PrinRita) says

    May 12, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    I remember this woman… she always played a airhead but something tells me that she is one in real life too. Vile Kyle will take her under her wings and mold her to her liking now that her mouthpiece Faye is gone… she needs a backup and a yes person.

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    • Juanfan says

      May 12, 2013 at 9:04 pm

      Oh yes, I remember her, she reminds me of the RHODC’s Michaele Salahi, kind of vapid, but always so supportive of hubby. She’s so much older now, I’d hope she would be her own person.

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  10. SSS says

    May 12, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    nothing says tacky quite like a heart-shaped pool…

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  11. Dawn says

    May 12, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Besides being 20 years younger, she is 20 inches taller than Casey. As a woman of her age group and same height, only one reason I would consider marrying a man like that. Casey fits that reason, mucho cash. She did it, but I wouldn’t. Everybody is different, but she seemed drag queen odd and silly before everybody was exaggerating their body parts. She always played bimbos and looked like one even in a serious interview. Maybe she was always auditioning and just played crazy
    Maybe she is a wonderful woman, or read some books the last 20 years.

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  12. peachteachr says

    May 12, 2013 at 11:26 pm

    tamaratattles, I hope you are awake cause Andy Cohen is breaking She by Shreere DOWN. Must have said Chateau Sheere 15 X’s in the first 10 minutes. LOL! And, it’s not over yet.

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    • sammiejane says

      May 12, 2013 at 11:37 pm

      Oh, crap!!! I totally forgot about this episode. I so want to see the vein that comes to life sprouting from her neck! Gotta catch the rerun… Hey TT…. Have you made Sheree’s vein burst yet? You have to give me an update if it comes to life in court… shouldn’t be long considering she keeps loosing! 🙂

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