Jacqueline Laurita of the Real Housewives of New Jersey just tweeted that someone “tried” to break into her house today. And of course she could not wait to tweet about it.
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Shout out 2my local law enforcement 4responding quickly 2a break in attempt at my home today.Thank u!Cant wait2c footage on security cameras
Of course she hasn’t gotten around to looking at the security footage yet. Something tells me she is trying to blame Johnny the Greek. I suppose I should check into when the next hearing for that fiasco is. Stay tuned… What do you think this break-in tweet is really about?
Jacqueline Laurita 
Prolly the little autistic kid trying to get out of the closet and setting off the alarm.
OMG! STOP IT!
/giggles
I actually edited myself.
Thanks teecee66. Your joke was funny but not terrible. I enjoy your comments on here frequently. Always keepin it real. 🙂
I’m going to hell for laughing at your comment. Lol
Hell……..table for 2, please.
Hell, your party of 3 has arrived! I’m joining you cuz it did make me giggle! Sorry! It’s just too much from this JackoWacko! I guarantee it was directed towards JTG as he posted a comment re law enforcement as well! She is gone overboard!
Trust me when I say JTG NEVER said anything in re to her autistic child! He would never make unjust comment re a child w disability, Not him! That is her only way to defend herself & justify her “stiletto gate ” Reading her lies is annoying! TY tecee for being so wrong but said what people think!
OMG TeeCee, you made me swallow my gum….. You are so wrong for that… Still laughing & choking…..
Lol. Ya because you know she only lets him out once a day before her Bailey’s.
I have a ten year old son named Jett who is on the spectrum. Jac should not have used his condition to get attention for herself, period. It’s a serious epidemic that can be joked about at times (lots of ppl do). I do have a sense of humor, promise. Really, I just hope Jac actually gets him the help he needs which is not nannies and designer clothes to keep up with the Jones’. She needs to lay off the booze, he desperately needs an attentive mother and father. Stop thinking about herself and put him first. He needs attention and an understanding family who will be patient with his progress.
1 in 90 boys develop Autism. You have to be a strong advocate for your child which is why I’m sharing, I’m here everyday commenting as a true fan of Tamara’s witty site. You wouldn’t know my son is on the spectrum at all unless you spent a week with us to see his small quirks. Most of all, he just wants to be understood. He is the most loving human I’ve ever met. End of Mother Bear rant. :).
She does need rehab for twitter, Jac is a nuthouse through and through. My least favorite by far. Melissa is my fav in NJ. She appears pretty normal. Is anyone on reality tv normal? Nah.
I was not mocking the kid. I was busting on her for her opportunistic approach to the whole thing. And that’s all I have to say about that.
Exactly, her showcasing it to play victim was appalling, it makes me not want to watch at all. The kid can’t read this site. I know you weren’t mocking him, his mother is enough to mock!!! Crazy loon living in LalaLand.
Shared too much, oh well, can’t edit now. Wasn’t trying to be a Debbie downer. I’m a Gemini, what do you expect?? 😉
insurance money helps
Bingo, trying to set up the atmosphere that Johnny is dangerous and hint around and even say that he tried to break into her house etc. etc.. Or it could be someone knocking on the door demanding payment for a “loan” that Chris took out to continue to look good. I wonder where the attempted break in happened at, was it at the front door or back door?
Lol Buck ..it was probably just bill collectors. Or the bank taping the ole foreclosure notice on the door.
Ummm….I think teecee nailed it.
It was Teresa and Joe! OMG, the Guidices are exerting a vendetta! Jachole, it’s the vendetta! Because all your problems stem from Teresa!
/not serious. Just that this c*nt has blamed everything on her castmate. What a skank. I honestly don’t give a shit what travail she goes through.
If someone tried to break into her home, why would she tweet about it?
The Betty Ford Center should really invest in a special wing for people addicted to Twitter, and Jachole should be the first name on the reserve list.
Didn’t Leann Rimes go to rehab for Twitter addiction?
Yes right after Leann Rimes.
Oh, yes, we can’t leave her out lol
She was tweeting that she was out of town–is she surprised that someone tried to break in? Dummy. That’s why people don’t want newspapers piling up on their doorsteps while they’re on vacation–burglars are out looking for houses to break into. Jac needs to watch the new bling ring movie…but that crap happens every day to noncelebrities. It’s a shame she doesn’t have common sense. She’ll continue to tweet her every move.
SSS, your post reminds me of when Jacq’s daughter Ashley first got an apartment in LA: the first thing Jacqueline did on her Bravo blog was provide a link to Ashley’s new (at the time) personal website, where in turn that silly child posted photos of the complete interior of her living space, along with the floorplan of how the apartment was laid out (SMDH); all this to silence her critics regarding her lack of initiative and independence, I suppose—but then basically just giving crooks, crackheads, thieves, lions, tigers and bears the magic treasure map for how to break into her place.
I was just an investor snooping around getting a jump on the foreclosure sale.
Sorry TeeCee that comment is ignorant and digusting
*disgusting
Well that took longer than expected. ::rolling my eyes::
She is such a loser drama queen and a serious trouble too. She lies so much you cant believe a word out of her mouth. I am really hoping that this season starts to show the real jacqueline. The behind the scenes jac for those who actually buy what Bravo has been selling.
It could be Sheree looking to squat on a temporarily vacant property since she has no house of her own.
Hahahaa
Jac should be in the same rehab as Leann. They are cookoo!
It was probably the bank trying to repossess the home.
Maybe it was Teresa trying to scare her?
I guess that’s what you do when you have NOTHING to do all day & night. Nanny, housekeeper, gardener, assistant, etc.