Oh Dear Lord, Dr. V’s Dad is the bartender. I can’t wait for him to show up here and tell us how much fun it was. OOOH Dr. V calls Alexis a perpetual victim and a bully in denial. She says that Vicki got surgery because she fears death, Tamra is struggling to figure out when to be aggressive and how to be assertive or something, Dr. V always kisses the ass of the housewife in the chair next to her, last time it was Kyle.(Don’t yell at me Joe, we made up remember?) She wanted to say Tamra is a bitch. Gretchen is in the process of reinventing herself. Tamra has purple pieces in her hair. Did I miss a reason for this? Oh wait! I may have to take that back. Dr. V says that all of those women were bullying Alexis. Tamra takes offense and says that Alexis chose to be there so it can’t be bullying. We go to break with Dr. V trying to illuminate the flaws in that logic.
Someone asked Dr. V her best advice and she said “gratitude”. Tamra literally looked like she did not know what the word meant. So Andy asked her if she had those feeling and she shrugged and said sometimes. I honestly don’t think she knows the word.
Questions for Tamra: Did you invite her to the party just so you could kick her out? Absolutely not. (y’all know how I feel about the word absolutely….)
You say you don’t bully Alexis, what word would you use for how you treat her? I don’t feel that I treated her poorly. (Andy interrupts incredulously, with, “tonight”?) I had to honest with myself and with her. WHAAAAAAT?
Do you think you will ever be happy with yourself and stop being such a mean girl? Tamra is snotty with her non-answer and asks Denise if she is happy with herself.
Since you have had issues with pretty much everyone do you ever think it could be you that is the problem? Absolutely. I bring up my issues.
Why is your hair purple? Autism awareness month.
Why did you forgive Gretchen and Slade but not Alexis? Her answer was that she just came to a place with Gretchen where they wanted to move forward.
What is your take on Lydia? I love Lydia. I think she is a fresh of breath air. (sic) All of that money talk on the first episode was not like her, she’s very down to earth.
Mazel: Sweet Brown! She has a new video, Cold Poppin’!
Jackhole: New Zealand for putting a dude in jail for watching cartoon porn
Poll Question: Who is the biggest mean girl? 51%