Um, oopsy. I slept through Sunday, y’all. Perhaps I should have listen to the doctor and gone and gotten some tests run, but …I was too sleepy! Let’s see if I can get through this reunion without a nap.
It’s round three of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Time to see what I missed. We start with Nene reading her make-up texts with Kim. Time for a Todd and Kandi package. Wow, that witch doctor from South Africa was right! That’s kind of cool. Also, does anyone remember at the vow renewals for Cynthia and Peter when Kandi and Todd’s lantern took off right away and Kenya and Walter’s crashed? It’s kismet! I wish Kandi would learn out to sit without showing her lady garden. Andy’s questions for Kandi were kind of negative!
Time for a Kenya and Walter discussion. Keyna has the stank face for the entire video review of their relationship. Kenya denies hiring Walter as a stunt boyfriend. Kenya calls Walter gay again. Kenya admits she never slept with Walter. Kenya brings up Phaedra sleeping with a convicted felon fresh out of prison, marrying him and lying about the due date. Suddenly, a light bulb goes off in my head. I keep wondering why all this weird bad press is showing up about Phaedra. Um, DUH! It’s Kenya. Phaedra helped Kenya make herself look like a fool on the reunion and shortly thereafter here comes all sorts of questionable dirt on Phaedra. I am so slow on the uptake lately, I blame whatever the heck has turned me into sleeping beauty. Sidenote: I don’t usually pay that much attention to their false eyelashes, but Kandi’s are really pretty.
Phaedra’s explanation of Kordell not showing up was weak. The guys come out and talk about Walter. I think it was crappy of Bravo not to bring Walter on the reunion. Clearly they are devoting most of this show to talking about him. Eventually, Kenya starts getting her hot flashes and fans herself frantically and then stands up to twirl a few times to let some air get to the sweaty side of her implants. All four of them. When that doesn’t shut the boys up Kenya just sings to herself on the couch. Now as far as the Apollo texting with Kenya it’s not a good look for either of them. I am not sure that whole thing wasn’t news to Apollo and that he didn’t get an earful all the way home. Phaedra has her claws out for Kenya and she ain’t playin’.
This Kordell and Porsha stuff is hard to watch. Porsha was the only one in the room that knew how bad things were. This is too sad to watch. Oh please tell me she did not say, “wrench like me…” I can’t even make a joke about Porsha. Not now. That was just sad.
There wasn’t as much to the last part of the reunion as I expected. I’m off to see what Porsha said on WWHL. I’m kinda zoned out today so let me know if I missed something important!