Yikes! I got distracted and missed the first five minutes of Dr. Phil. Teen Mom Farrah is on and she is trying to explain to Dr. Phil ….well I am not really sure what her point is. She is insulting James Deen her porno co-star for talking to TMZ about her personal business. Does that make sense to anyone? Isn’t the porno his personal business too? She says she called him demanding an apology and he didn’t say he was sorry. He didn’t care! LOL.
Farrah is super happy to have her body back. She wants to show her beautiful and sexy side. Dr. Phil says, “to who?” and she said, “to me!” OMG this is TV gold. Sorry this is going to be incoherent I am watching and typing. She is going on about sexy pictures she has had made as sort of justification for something. She is saying that the porno was for her and that James should be used to keeping such things private. Yes, I know none of this makes sense. That is what she is saying though. She wanted a porno so she could watch herself and see how sexy she is. She does not appear to be on drugs or drunk in this interview. Dr. Phil says …okay fine so you hired this company to help you make this film for your own personal use, so now I assume you have it at home in a drawer. So what is all the controversy? Farrah is alleging that the production company made a copy unbeknownst to her and it is being shopped around. LOLOLOL.
Phil goes to commercial saying, “Next did Farrah agree to release this film that she made for herself to immortalize her femininity for two million dollars?” This is hysterical stuff. Farrah says James Deen is doing all of this for fame and attention! Phil asks if she will take 2 million for it and she says she thinks it will have to be more than that. Phil asks her if James Deen told him that there was a release and a distribution deal signed before it was shot, would that be a lie. She says that would be a lie.
Farrah is not worried about Sophia seeing it. Farrah doesn’t even want to discuss it with her parents. Phil asks if she really though it would be under the radar. Oh yes, she says. I really did. OMG. Farrah’s dad blames James Deen too. He says that James Deen is abusive and this is hurt our family. He says his parents are in their 80s and this is hard. He seems not to blame Farrah at all. Phil says he doesn’t know why she would do it at all. Farrah says, “Why can’t I?” Phil says why can’t you make a sex tape? I don’t know why you would… Farrah says well, “well okay you are a little bit different…” Phil says, I’m different because I don’t know why you would make a porno?” Farah replies, “This is not a porno. A porno is when you are a porn star and you want to be naked and do crazy other stuff. And that’s what’s really hard for me to even deal with. I’m not okay with this.” Phil says, “Well you did hire a porn production company, right?” Farrah says, “No didn’t!” Phil asks if it was a Disney production…I mean this is a sex tape right? And Farrah says she doesn’t even look at it like that.
This is riveting TV. Farrah says in her world she doesn’t use trashy words like “sex tape” and “prono.” Phil says, “This interview is going to look really silly when that tape comes out…” Phil says, “You had sex on film, right?” Farrah says she doesn’t look at it like that. Now for Farrah’s mom. She says she found out about it while she was working at a call center. Farrah’s mom says she does not condone it. Farrah says she respects herself in a different way, I don’t look at it like I was having sex in a porno. Her Dad keeps saying it is her private business. He’s delusional and condoning the whole thing. Farrah’s mother keeps trying to be the voice of reason.
Farrah says that she is perfect. lol. Phil asks if there is a flaw in her at all. She says yes, her flaw is being in the public eye. Farrah’s mom says she misses the relationship she had with her daughter before Teen Mom. Farrah says that her relationship with her mother is fine, but that her mother needs to work on herself for them to have a better relationship. Essentially, Farrah is right about everything and her mother needed to understand that she is wrong about most everything.
Farrah takes no responsibility for her DUI. She says she is just not happy about it. The cop who arrested her blew it out of proportion. Farrah says she was not driving. Well, she drove around a corner but she was parked when she was arrested. Because, I guess according to her to get arrested for DUI you have to be arrested while still moving. Farrah says that Dr. Phil talking about the DUI when he was not there is mean and negative and upsetting her. Now she is starting to cry. Farrah says she didn’t drink and drive on purpose. Farrah says that she is upset at Dr. Phil now. He says she upset because he asks questions she doesn’t have good answers for. Now Farrah wishes she had never come on the show. Oh, Farrah, I am so happy you did. This is priceless. And on that note, we are out of time. Or more likely Farrah walked off.
Omg. I don’t think I have ever seen a girl so stupid. I am glad for her sake she has a nice figure, because that is ALL she has. Hearing her call herself a “BIZness” woman was funnier every time she said it. I liked how Dr. Phil talked about how not to end up with a kid like Farrah at the end of the show. I bet she didn’t even understand that he was talking about her.
She is a pretty girl but has had several cosmetic procedures-implant, nose job and I think… I heard lip injections. She is truly awful to her mother. Farrah reminds me a lot of Jodi, everything is about herself and watch out if she does not get her way. Also very clingy with boys when she dates them. She dated one young man for only a few weeks and starting talking to him about getting engaged. It was scary. I will never understand this generation of young people’s sense of entitlement :o(
I didn’t know she had that much done, just the breast implants. Jeepers if she didn’t have that done she would really be bad off. A brain is the most important thing a gal can have, beauty fades.
I am scared too about the entitlement issue. There is going to be a big rude awakening for an entire generation.
Farrah had a ton of work done recently. Reality Tea follows all the teen mom drama. I usually try to be the reader not the writer when it comes to them. But Lord this was amazing TV. She seems to have a mental age of a 13 year old. It’s very weird.
She is so ridiculous. She should own up to her actions and be honest and people probably wouldn’t think she was so idiotic. She is one hot mess!!
Shit, I missed this?! That girl is a hot freaking mess…
My g’kids used to watch Teen Mom when Farrah was on the show and I ended up watching it with them and liking it. At first I felt sorry for her because her boyfriend was killed. But, she was a spoiled brat. No matter how much her mom helped her or did for her, she was ungrateful and would talk in a very unkind way to her mom. And she whined all the time.
I immediately thought of her poor mom when I read that she was now into porn!! Her mom was the only one that was reasonable and the only one of the three of them that seemed to have any sense. Farrah always had her dad wrapped around her little finger and if she said boo, he jumped!
I wonder who has her little girl now? Poor kid! I hope her g’mother gets to take care of her often. The child needs a good influence in her life.
Her poor mom? You know she used to beat Farrah and she’s been arrested for it before, right? No shade girl, I pretty much agree with the rest, but I have no sympathy for her crazy mom. I honestly think there is more disturbing stuff from that relationship that was never captured on camera. It seems extremely unhealthy. Most of the people I talk to that watched Teen Mom said they couldn’t even stand sitting through any scene that Farrah and Debra were in together.
Please. She didn’t beat her. Clearly she didn’t beat her hard enough to make a lasting impression. Debra is afraid of Farrah not the other way around.
Really? All you have to do is Google for Debra’s mug shot. Debra has serious anger issues. Farrah may be dense and delusional but it’s not right to put your hands on your kids like that. Read the police report on this story. Debra even pulled a knife on the police when they arrived. That woman is nuts. The person I really feel for in all of this is her sweet, loving father.
Bwahahah! Stop it! I’m trying to eat my lunch and you have me spitting it across the room laughing!
Oh please, Dobra slapped her because she was twisting Debra’s fingers to keep her from taking her keys and was hurting Debra. Debra smacked her and this bitch played the victim and put her in jail. She’s perfect don’t cha know? Nothing is her fault. She’s horrible and disrespectful all the time. I think Debra just had it and finally put her out. Anytime Debra disagrees wit her she threatens to move away and they won’t see Sophia. This bitch is just awful. Michael mentioned something about playboy or penthouse. What? ?? Gross! Just ewww…
Hell, if she were my kid, she’d get a beating too. This is what comes from children never being told no, being spoiled rotten and always winning the “participation trophy”! Remember, learning how to LOSE is every bit as important as learning how to win and this Farrah person is a perfect metaphor for EVERYTHING we seem to place value on today as a society. Our entitled next generation can and should be put in check. I sure don’t want HER or somebody like her taking care of ME when I am old and unable! Just a thought to ponder…….
Omg please please please for the love of everything that is holy read what really happened that night!!!! I don’t know if you have children or not but I can’t imagine a day where I wouldnt beat the hell out of my child if they behaved like Farrah! You say there is never a time where you should lay a finger on a child? I strongly disagree and while I realize you don’t know my children, if you did you would know that I have proof! I can’t imagine what type of beating my children would get if they ever behave like her! Debra had finally had enough and snapped and it can and usually does happen to the best of us mothers. She had a knife in her hand when the cops came and they not knowing if she was mental or not made a big deal out of it. Your post is so far from the truth of what happened I wouldn’t doubt if you were the delusional Farrah herself! I loath this chick and honestly wish nothing but bad things for her. She has a serial killers personality and it would not surprise me if she didn’t have her ex and probably several others stashed under a basement somewhere! I know what your gonna say, chill I don’t even know her and its just reality tv. While I do agree with that sentimite usually she is a special kind of crazy that needs to be stopped from infecting the rest of the world!
At the very least, Farrah is headed down a very dangerous road. She reminds me of people who end up dead after winning the lottery. Some people are too stupid to have money. She is one.
Oh dear. If she were my daughter, she’d still have my boot up her ass from getting knocked up in the first place.
Best show I’ve seen in days. 2-3 days ago TMZ had a pic of a U haul outside her parents house. She claimed to have seen her shrink, who suggested she leave such an abusive (paraphrasing) home. Maybe it was toxic, some buzzword. It must’ve been because of viewing the tape is my first thought, especially if conversation followed. She’ll be back as soon as she needs a sitter. What concerned me more was how she was going to blow into the thingy from her DUI to drive the truck?
I missed it because there is coverage of the Boston Manhunt. I hope they find him and get him!
Dr. Phil didnt air in NY today because they were covering the search for the Boston bomber. Hopefully I can catch this on cbs.com. I have never been a regular watcher of teen mom, but I do catch it from time to time and am certainly familiar with who Farrah is. For some reason I thought that she was more normal than this. She sounds like a complete idiot.
This is whyTeen Mom needed to be cancelled. The fame and the MTV checks were really delaying their adult growth. The girls from the show behave like 20 yrs old teenagers and have not naturally advance into adulthood. Farrah couldnt even have an adult convo with Dr Phil. The women from teen mom are rude, arrogant,childish, clingy to men, lack commitment and motivation and dont have a realistic idea of their earning potential outside of MTV. For the average teen single mother 1 DUI could reek total havoc on their life and finances. The ticket, court and lawyer fees, increased insurance and loss of driving privilege would be financially devastating. Farrah acts like its just a bump in the road. Shes diliusional.
I am so obsessed with Farrah, she is reality TV gold and I am watching and covering every second of this story. Thanks for giving us the play-by-play of Dr. Phil! I’m so pissed I missed it. Her parents are nutty too, I’m sure it was a great show! That girl can lie through her teeth with Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield and the best of them.
Tamara, your blogs are priceless! I enjoy reading your blogs. However,the title is the main reason I have never watched this show. Glorifying teen pregnancy isn’t something that I want to watch. Your recap on this interview w/ Dr Phil has confirmed that. I can’t even pretend to understand this girl. Her dad is an ass. If her mom was the voice of reason this girl wouldn’t even be in this situation. Don’t get me wrong, I do love reality TV, but in this instance this is girl and her “story” is kind of pathetic. Just my opinion.
Thanks Tamara for posting I forgot all about it because I was watching all of the news about the Boston Bombers. This blog was gold. I always disliked Farrah and saw that her parents had created this monster. I don’t know anybody that calls their father by their first name. Farrah is a spoiled b%tch and her parents are crazy for putting up with her.
Just another narcissistic slut.
Not sure I would call her that, to me its in your face clear that she has some MAJOR MENTAL issues…..
Is skank better?
Skank works.
Great recap. Sorry/not sorry I missed it on TV. The voice of reason has obviously been thrown out with the trash. This is exactly what is wrong with youngin’s today, specifically 16-21 years old. Their reasoning is so twisted. I’m glad Dr. Phil humiliated her.
Phil didn’t really humiliate her. She was humiliating herself. There was no way for Phil to even try to be supportive. He would just restate what she said using the word porno or sex tape instead of her preferred term which was “personal video.” This seemed to enrage her. Also, he asked her if she was driving drunk before she parked and got arrested. That was the mental tipping point for Farrah where she cried and said she wished she had never come on the stupid show for stupids. (I paraphrase) There may or may not have been some stomping of her feet. 🙂
I so loved when Dr. Phil tripped her up with the DUI thingy. She became so confused all she could do was have a tantrum in her chair and use big words like stupid. However, the only stupidity was how she responded to adult questions with stupid answers and her dad for saying that stupid ish about her sex tape being her personal business. Here I am more doubly grown than this chick and I know my dad would never defend such ratchetness as this. So I guess he is proud of his daughter being a slut. This little girl needs to grow up. God bless that baby girl. I see karma headed her way, when that baby girl grows up payback won’t begin to be what the little one will do to her. JMO.
Your comment made me wish I had used the Phaedra “Miss Rachet USA” gif. 🙂
I think she acted like she wanted to be famous like the Kardashians, Kim specifically. Talking about pursuing other business endeavors, furthering herself, etc. She even talks like them, tries to look like them.
Having said that, I don’t consider the Kardashians celebrities because they haven’t done anything to deserve that title, but promote themselves. She sooo much wants to be a star, like she perceives them to be.
The dad seems to be totally okay with it, the mom is trying to reel her in, but is way too late. For Farrah to think she is worth 2+ mil for such a tape, is ridiculous. Never heard of anyone making such a tape to keep for themselves to see how wonderful they are, how great their body is, etc. She is just trying to make excuses now.
Funny how late in the show, she became so upset when Dr. Phil brought out her true side. She couldn’t take the truth if it came up and bit her!
I hope they cancel that show, it is just not worth having other ‘kids’ thinking all that is cool.
What a skanky thing to do when you have daughter to consider. Who hires a porn star to make a “personal video”? “What evs, I just luvs my gorg bod ya know!” “Like, quit CONSTRUDING the video like I’m having sex!” ” I, like totally don’t look at it that way!”
This girl’s ability to lie and delude herself is disgusting!
LolLol.. Funny post! I’ve been reading here a while, but haven’t commented yet.
The show was preempted in NY, but my TiVo caught the rerun on a cable station later last night..
That was hilarious!! Her face, when Dr Phil brought up her DUI, was not to be missed. You could tell she didn’t expect him to bring it up. It looked like her real goal was to get some fake “poor me” interest in her porno so she could drive up the price. At the end, Dr Phil gave a lecture about enabling teenagers.. Clearly meant for her parents.
Watching this amazing tv show, never have I seen a person this selfish, and what is wrong with her father!?! I am in shock!! Talk about a narcissistic personality. How do you help a person like this, so they could have a normal life? Just wow!
Good Lord! Honest to God Tamara when I first started reading your blog, I thought you were kidding! I never watched Teen Moms having been one myself although married, it was tough and not anything I would be bragging about. Thank God I have great kids. They are in their thirties now so it was a looooooong time ago!! LOL! My daughter was a teen mom also but I ended up adopting her baby who is now twenty and brags how she is the first woman in our family that didn’t get pregnant in her teens. And damn straight I let her know she is the smartest one of us in the bunch. Plus she actually listens to me.
Back to this warped porno chick. How fucked up can a person be? This girl has some serious mental health issues. That poor baby of hers. Please tell me she gave that child up for adoption? The grand parents sound equally fucked up. Talk about delusional and lying to yourself! Dr. Phil must’ve been dying! I am glad I didn’t see it. She sounds absolutely like a repulsive little twat. Thankfully, I have you available to blog about it! And it was very well done. Great Blog!
Fucked up doesn’t even DESCRIBE it! This is a girls who actually WAXED a two year old’s eyebrows! Need I say MORE?
The whole family is off their rockers.
Her sister appeared on a few episodes of Teen Mom and they would just talk about their mother in such an awful way and it seems that their father condones their behavior. In fact, the relationship with the father is strange. She calls him by his first name and he acts like she can do no wrong. The few times he actually tries to speak to her about something she is incredibly rude towards him and he shuts down.
I think she holds their grandchild hostage in that if they don’t lick her boots she threatens to never let them see her again.
I think Farrah is homely on the outside and homelier on the inside. What man would ever want to put up with such an ugly whiny bi*ch? You can almost see into her future – she will marry some poor guy and then get all “Farrah-y” and he is gonna beat the sh*t out of her. That’s terrible, something I could never condone… but in this case, I could totally understand.
And sadly, it’s her daughter who will suffer.
What kind of parents would even go on National Television and take CREDIT for producing this SPAWN? Mine would have hid in SHAME!