We are back at Heather’s party and the tension remains between Vicki’s face and everyone else. No one wants to ask about the stitches under her chin. Gretchen and Vicki are playing a game of “I’m not going to ask her, you ask her!” about her face and about Brooks. Eddie comes by just long enough to get his face on camera before heading off to a city council meeting for permits for the gym. Everyone is asking Tamra when the date of her wedding is…she doesn’t have one because Eddie won’t set one. Vicki brings up the onion ring thing. LOL. Heather is giving etiquette lessons on how to eat everything.
Gretchen is interrogating Vicki about Brooks. Essentially she says they have taken a step back. Gretchen is all, “Now you know what I felt like when I was dating Slade and everyone hated him and said bad things.” I guess she does have a point. Vicki makes a joke about Tamra giving her and Gretchen the evil eye because they are having pleasant conversation. Tamra is not amused by the comment. Tamra and Vicki have a pretty civilized conversation and suddenly Tamra is runs off crying saying she doesn’t want to do this. Drama.
Meanwhile, Alexis and Jim are taking dance lessons for their date night. Alexis says “no one knows this” but Jim and I were having financial issues last year. Really? Honey when TMZ knows it, everyone knows it. We knew. Alexis said she didn’t have any friends last year but now she has Vicki. The point of the whole scene was to say that Jim is not going to be such a hot-head this season.
The party is going along very nicely so Heather decides to put Vicki and Tamra together. They lock themselves in the wine cellar and work out their problems. Vicki starts crying to Tamra about Brooks. Tamra tries to say that she was trying to protect Vicki from Brooks. Vicki gets distracted by a bottle of wine. For real. And starts talking about how she and Don and Tamra and Simon had fun at a winery once. I’m totally serious. Gretchen and Tamra leave the party in the same limo and Gretchen immediately tries to sabotage and chance for reconciliation between Vicki and Tamra.
Alexis and Jim are preparing for the grand opening of their trampoline park, Jumping for Jesus! I may have gotten the name wrong. Alexis lists Jim’s former businesses but doesn’t mention selling forged baseball paraphernalia and getting shut down by the FBI. She does mention the pool table business but does not mention that it went into bankruptcy and ultimately was forfeited to the State. No mention of the failed Margaritaville restaurant. Alexis says she was not fired from FOX and uses the fact that they sent out a TV crew for the grand opening as proof.
Meanwhile, at Slade’s radio show he is talking about Vicki’s surgery (hypothetically) on the air asking his female co-host if he should mention the surgery when he sees her. He calls it “maybe her 13th surgery” and that she showed up looking “like Mickey Rourke.” Same old Slade.
Vicki’s renovation and redecoration of her home looks fantastic. I love the hand painted walls. Vicki is a doting grandma. I think she might steal the baby.
Eddie tells Tamra not to be friends with Vicki because she is a horrible person. I hate when the men butt in with their opinions.
Overall it was a pretty laid back show. The kind we always say we want. Until we get it. Let the bitching about how boring it was begin!!!
Thank you again tamara . Roofers left and now we are trying to fix the satellite. You are the best!!!!
I bought my season pass for this show earlier in the week and can’t wait to watch once I get settled. This is the kind of show I like to see, real friends and their issues not the fake put together forced stuff like on Atlanta.
pffft! go north – try vancouver
where’s animal control when you need ’em?
Funny blog!
Did you see kd Lang at the party?
Gretchen asked he to eat the lobster. And when heather tells he, Gretchen complains that she’s giving ediquette lessons. Really is there anything Gretchen does not bitch and complain about. She mocks what she’s too stupid to get. But wha I hate most about her? She pretends to be Vicki’s friend (or Alexis’s or whoever) to her face. Then two seconds later she’s huddled with tamra bad mouthing Vicki. I think I hate fakes more than anything. Don’t like someone? Let them know it.
I like how it’s neutralized so we can see where the chips fall this season.
I do so loathe slade. He will again apologize to Vicki after being a hunk of shit.
You are too funny!
Did Vicki do her hair with a weed whacker? She looked like straight up shit!
It sure did. Did it look that bad when she first got there? I didn’t notice until later and thought maybe it was getting frizzy from humidity since they were near the ocean.
Yes it looked that bad when she got there. I read her blog and she said she looked horrible six months ago when it was filme. She had just had her surgery that is why the stitches are still in. Her face was really swollen. I think she had those huge nostril holes done too.
Okayyy, I was thinking what the hell?? Then I was looking at the other women, their hair was smooth and normal, even Tamra’s thin over processed hair. Vicki’s hair looked a hot mess.
I noticed it looked kind of fried. With all her money she should take Kyle’s advice and at least try Pantene! 😉 Not but seriously, I can’t believe I am blogging about this here! Though have to admit this show is my weakness and my one pet peeve is commenting on looks as we all hide behind our own laptops typing away… but the fact is when they sign up for the reality shows they open themselves up for the viewers comments.
The reason I signed on here was because this is a great blog! And I had to come see if anyone else sees through Tamara’s tears or lack of them? She always seems to hide her face and I have yet to see a tear. Whether it is when she is “supposed to be” crying cuz she is sad or happy…. it always seems so fake. Not that most of this is not scripted anyway and maybe she is just a very bad actress but just was wondering everyone else’s take on it.
It is funny as the years go by, I have really learned to like the ones I started out not liking and not liking the ones I started out really liking. Okaaay now backing away from the keyboard and can’t believe I posted about the Housewives! lol. But thanks for providing this here! 😉
“Jumping for Jesus”
Best line ever!
Gretchen’s thing with Slade is actually very different thatn Vicki and Brooks. Gretchen took advantage of a sick, dying old man to get her money and now her and Slade are living off of it. They deserve each other.
Vicki has worked very hard for her money and Brooks is trying to live off of her. Vicki doesn’t deserve that and needs to open up her eyes.
Maybe that’s how she wants to spend her money. I don’t see that it’s anyone’s business.
I totally agree with you. I honestly don’t give a crap what these women do, how they spend their $$, how they make it, or who they screw for money or pleasure. That said, though, when you sign up to be a “reality TV star,” everything in your life is everyone’s business it seems.
Just because someone is on TV does not mean the public is entitled to their life story. They are not accountable to us! At the end of the day, it is a TV show and the women are paid for their work.
It just seems like a stupid FICKIBG thing for Tamra, Gretchen Ang you people to care about. She wants to support him, so what? Don’t you think she supported Don too? And her kids? Support doesn’t always fall to the man. And good for her that she can take care of everyone. It’s what families to for each other. And if she co spiders Brooks to be her family, do what. You people must live horrid lives.
Fuck I hate autocorrect.
LOVE your post about Vickie– you make so much sense, Teecee. Seriously, this is one of the most level-headed truthful posts I’ve read in a awhile.
PS: Autocorrect does suck ass, but sometimes, it’s funny as hell. I think there’s a site out there where people post the more hysterical autocorrect texts/posts. Gotta find it.
No one gives two damn red pennies what Viki does. As for Don, at least he had a job. And, apparently, Viki had a problem supporting Brooks or she would still be doing it….
Well you’re just stupid. I can’t argue with stupid.
Vicki’s on a “reality” show. It’s open season when you put your business on the street.
According to Gretchin the sick boyfriend didn’t leave her a bunch of money and thats why she had to go to work with all the stuff she sells. Also this is for Katrina when the women signed up for the show they put there lives into our livingrooms, and bitched about any and everything. Viewers get involved and state there opinion. That’s just they way it works I guess.
I can do without Heather the control freak. Scolding and warning her husband? About onion rings?
It sure pissed Heather off when Vicki wanted to know why there weren’t any onion rings. That was funny! If looks could kill, Terry and Vicki would be dead.
I agree! What is up with Heather this season?! Only two episodes in and clearly she has a stick up her ass. Sounds to me as if there are problems in paradise. They just sold a house for millions of dollars so I know – money- that can’t be the problem. Poor Terry, he just absolves her negative bull and keeps on smiling. Poor guy.
Heather and her husband are reminding me more and more of Adrienne and Paul and how she talked to him. Pretty much the same shit. She’s a bitch on wheels.
I’m pretty sure they were having problems. I think she mentioned it on her blog or some other type of media outlet.
He was scolding him like a little boy. It was a running joke, she was acting like he was bringing up her underwear size. Too pushy. He can’t have any fun with her around.
I thought the exact same thing as y’all did about Heather originally. That was before I really started paying attention to Terry and his constant jokes, games and juvenile shenanigans! I would treat him as a child as well cause that’s how he behaves. Wives need a partner not someone else to take care of! Actually the more I watched the more I believed that she is to easy on Terry but I’m a really big bitch so who knows.
Yaaaaawnnnnn!!!!! You can put a chin implant in a pig and it’s still a pig, Vicki!!! Ditching these beyotches this season.
TT I was surprised you didn’t mention at the end with the bit about the newest housewife coming on net episode. She is a hideous little thing and I already want to blast on her!! She states she can ask for anything and she gets snything she asks for. Ans then I guess this eighty pound chick with ten pounds of it being the biggest fucking teeth I’ve seen!! Then she does this stupid little braying like a donkey with her big ol’ donkey teeth and laughs like she is just too cute. And anything she does is cute. She is a friend of Alexis. Great two super stupid women to make fun of.
I think they hired her to make the rest of them look smart…
By the way, I used to go to Margaritaville in the late 80’s and early 90’s. It was really popular for awhile.
I don’t see how you could go wrong with a margaritaville. I should open one here!
Newbie is a white (orange?) Porsha. We will be hearing about her divorce soon.
doubtful. here parents are BILLIONAIRES in Canada. he ain’t going anywhere unless she decides to move on.
Alexis revealed that Jim used to dance Lambada. I would pay to see some footage of that!
Why do I always have the feeling that I’m going to read the news one day, and there’s Alexis and her obnoxious hubby involved in some HUGE Ponzi scheme? I SWEAR they’re living on CCs….I think she is the most obnoxious one on the show. Dumb; self-involved: narcissistic; vain, and she wonders why she has no friends?