I might as well get this WWHL post up as I will probably sleep until the Jodi Arias trial starts tomorrow. It’s been a busy blogging day! The drinking word is Yolanda. Ut-oh. Nicki Hilton is the bartender. Apparently, Nicki was forced into bartending at the last minute and is not happy about it. Andy asks Kyle what Nicki said to her before the show…Kyle says she made her lose the Chanel gloves. Kyle was wearing Chanel gloves in the clubhouse? So wrong.
Andy says that the housewives all found out that Adrienne was not coming back together when he made the announcement. Apparently, they didn’t notice the lack of her prior to then. Andy thought his Leann Rimes joke was funny.
OMG. Andy just showed what the shrink lady wore out clubbing with her twin patients at a gay club. I hope the gays told her to stop that. She has taken the tacky housewife one shoulder dress to a new low. She seems to have painted the naked arm in multicolored body paints to resemble a full sleeve of tattoos. I just can’t. It is too late at night for this sort of nonsense.
The Dr. is an idiot. She is saying that Yolanda uses honey and darling to disarm her opponents and this means that nothing can be worked out. No, Dr. Dumbass, Yolanda is Dutch and not every country changes the meanings of words to make them suddenly have bad connotations like we do in the US. We are one of the few countries that suddenly decides it is opposite day and suddenly nice words are bad words. Sorry. Pet peeve.
Sneak Peek of the reunion. Brandi says that “Kyle was always doubting Kim’s sobriety and she feels like it would almost make her happy if she failed.” I paused the scene at the word ‘failed’ to type. The screen is frozen on Taylor and Kim. Taylor’s jaw is on the floor and looks truly taken aback. Kim has very little expression on her face. I unpause and then Kim’s eyes get big. Kyle gets pissed and they cut off her response.
Time to ask Kyle about Faye. Question 1: Why can’t Kyle tell Faye to butt out and mind her fucking business? I’d like to know why you allow Faye to bully your friends. Kyle said that on the finale she wasn’t even standing there. (That is because Kyle was busy lurking around the perimeter.) Kyle does her “I don’t want to get involved.” followed by Kim’s line from last week on WWHL “The Faye on TV is not the Faye that we know.” The shrink tells Kyle that she sees her avoiding the conflict so much that she ends up creating it. The shrink says that adult children do that all the time. Kyle tries to ask what “adult children” are. But the shrink just keeps talking. Andy asks if Kyle was shocked that Lisa took Yolanda’s side? Kyle says Lisa is a smart woman and I think we all know the truth. This shrink is a whackadoodle. She said her dad was 60 but has been married for 47 years. So, if I can do math at this hour, doesn’t that mean he got married at 13? Also, doesn’t he live with her and not her mother? WHACK A DOODLE.
Caller asks Kyle how she can deal with Brandi being such a bitch and so insecure and ruining everybody’s lives. Why don’t they kick her off the show? She is such a mess! Andy and Kyle’s mouths both drop open. Kyle says, “I’ve gotten to know Brandi a lot better. I have seen a softer side of her. We are getting along much better and I think she is very good for the show.”
Mazel: Was Moses. Like part the red sea Moses. It’s passover. Jackhole was Jesse James. He married some rich chick.