Tonight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we are back at Kandi’s housewarming party at the point where Kenya stomps off screaming about Walter stalking her. I don’t understand why we could not have just wrapped up this little hissyfit last week.
Nene and Gregg are in LA. Nene has arrived. She has her happiness back. Gregg’s teefs are so white they are purple. Nene’s aren’t much better. I missed what they were talking about because I got distracted wondering if Gregg had been eating blueberries. Was it important? Later Gregg is out at dinner with Nene. Nene rudely checks her phone during dinner. More Gregg sucking up to Nene. Gregg proposes. Gregg says Nene is the wind beneath his wings. Nene says yes.
Bravo is making Cynthia shoot scenes with Kenya again. I wonder if she got a bonus for that? Miss Lawrence was in the scene and the topic was Kandi’s housewarming party. Miss Lawrence made it clear that he was not invited. That Lawrence is blowing through housewives in a hurry. First he made all of Sheree’s hair fall out and now Kandi is mad at him over some Closet Freak argument or something. He still got his own show though because Andy Cohen is fascinated with men in pumps. Cynthia tells Kenya that she needs to learn how to handle herself in public situations. Cynthia should have said to Kenya, “Go out and find someone who will sleep with you! There has to be someone and it might help your disposition.”
Before I even see what this scene is about, I have to say Porsha is growning on me. I kinda like her. Sure she is a bit…ditzy. But gosh darn it, I like her. It’s way better than the same old Kenya Krap every week. Let’s see what she does next. She going to she a shrink. That’s fine. But the door she went through had a big old sign above it that said TOMBSTONE. That would worry me. I’m just sayin’. Anyway, it was a pretty serious counseling session about her losing her first baby at four months. When the therapist points out that she has a husband to help her Porsha says, “I don’t want to put any expectations on him so that I won’t be disappointed.” I’ve been in a relationship where you try not to expect things so that you are disappointed and I am glad I got out of it. I fell bad for Porsha.
Kandi is up, let’s hope she brings the funny after that serious scene. It’s a launch for Kandi’s Bedroom Kandi distributors. Kandi won an AVN award. That’s the award for pornos in case some of you didn’t know. Later, Kandi wants to spend some time with her mother. I assume she wants to tell her about the porn award. Kandi talks to Todd about the ring. It’s funny because Todd had the ring the whole time. Todd is down with Kandi using a surrogate because he doesn’t want Kandi to get fat. He is also down with a prenup as long as he is well taken care of. I paraphrased that last part but that was totally what he meant.
Riley and Mica (Todd’s daughter) wash Kandi’s car. They are adorable.
Kenya is apparently filming her video at the same time as Phaedra. Well okay not really, but they are intertwining them in the editing. I hope this doesn’t last long. For some reason, Phaedra and Apollo are filming in Beverly Hills. I have no idea why that expense was necessary. Kenya’s hair looks awful. If Lawrence is responsibly for that color job she should never let him touch her hair again. Could she not get her roots done before shooting a video?Oh no, Phaedra looked good in her black and red outfit. Why did she go back to the giant avocado costume??? WHY? Did Phaedra just say donktabulous? Okay, y’all know I am no fan of Kenya’s but there is a reason her video is selling better. Kenya is actually working out. Kandi is sort of …well…I dunno what she is doing. Phaedra is about to fall out after the warm-up. Donkey booty is disastrous. Apollo needed to do this without Phaedra. Kenya’s looked…fine I’ll say it. Kenya’s video looked very professional.
Nene and Cynthia are at some hanging ferns place tasting wine. Nene claims she is going to try a red, but they are drinking the same fruity rose Nene always drinks. Now they are drinking a red and Nene hates it. Nene likes that moscato kind of crap that tastes like koolaid and cough syrup.
And that about sums up this week. Over all kind of a boring show. Next week Kenya is having a coming out party. Don’t look at me like that, that is what she called it! We shall see what she comes out as. And it appears she throws Cynthia out of the party. It’s the finale so hopefully it will be good. Was it me or was this episode boring? I should have just watched TAR.