Tonight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we are back at Kandi’s housewarming party at the point where Kenya stomps off screaming about Walter stalking her. I don’t understand why we could not have just wrapped up this little hissyfit last week.
Nene and Gregg are in LA. Nene has arrived. She has her happiness back. Gregg’s teefs are so white they are purple. Nene’s aren’t much better. I missed what they were talking about because I got distracted wondering if Gregg had been eating blueberries. Was it important? Later Gregg is out at dinner with Nene. Nene rudely checks her phone during dinner. More Gregg sucking up to Nene. Gregg proposes. Gregg says Nene is the wind beneath his wings. Nene says yes.
Bravo is making Cynthia shoot scenes with Kenya again. I wonder if she got a bonus for that? Miss Lawrence was in the scene and the topic was Kandi’s housewarming party. Miss Lawrence made it clear that he was not invited. That Lawrence is blowing through housewives in a hurry. First he made all of Sheree’s hair fall out and now Kandi is mad at him over some Closet Freak argument or something. He still got his own show though because Andy Cohen is fascinated with men in pumps. Cynthia tells Kenya that she needs to learn how to handle herself in public situations. Cynthia should have said to Kenya, “Go out and find someone who will sleep with you! There has to be someone and it might help your disposition.”
Before I even see what this scene is about, I have to say Porsha is growning on me. I kinda like her. Sure she is a bit…ditzy. But gosh darn it, I like her. It’s way better than the same old Kenya Krap every week. Let’s see what she does next. She going to she a shrink. That’s fine. But the door she went through had a big old sign above it that said TOMBSTONE. That would worry me. I’m just sayin’. Anyway, it was a pretty serious counseling session about her losing her first baby at four months. When the therapist points out that she has a husband to help her Porsha says, “I don’t want to put any expectations on him so that I won’t be disappointed.” I’ve been in a relationship where you try not to expect things so that you are disappointed and I am glad I got out of it. I fell bad for Porsha.
Kandi is up, let’s hope she brings the funny after that serious scene. It’s a launch for Kandi’s Bedroom Kandi distributors. Kandi won an AVN award. That’s the award for pornos in case some of you didn’t know. Later, Kandi wants to spend some time with her mother. I assume she wants to tell her about the porn award. Kandi talks to Todd about the ring. It’s funny because Todd had the ring the whole time. Todd is down with Kandi using a surrogate because he doesn’t want Kandi to get fat. He is also down with a prenup as long as he is well taken care of. I paraphrased that last part but that was totally what he meant.
Riley and Mica (Todd’s daughter) wash Kandi’s car. They are adorable.
Kenya is apparently filming her video at the same time as Phaedra. Well okay not really, but they are intertwining them in the editing. I hope this doesn’t last long. For some reason, Phaedra and Apollo are filming in Beverly Hills. I have no idea why that expense was necessary. Kenya’s hair looks awful. If Lawrence is responsibly for that color job she should never let him touch her hair again. Could she not get her roots done before shooting a video?Oh no, Phaedra looked good in her black and red outfit. Why did she go back to the giant avocado costume??? WHY? Did Phaedra just say donktabulous? Okay, y’all know I am no fan of Kenya’s but there is a reason her video is selling better. Kenya is actually working out. Kandi is sort of …well…I dunno what she is doing. Phaedra is about to fall out after the warm-up. Donkey booty is disastrous. Apollo needed to do this without Phaedra. Kenya’s looked…fine I’ll say it. Kenya’s video looked very professional.
Nene and Cynthia are at some hanging ferns place tasting wine. Nene claims she is going to try a red, but they are drinking the same fruity rose Nene always drinks. Now they are drinking a red and Nene hates it. Nene likes that moscato kind of crap that tastes like koolaid and cough syrup.
And that about sums up this week. Over all kind of a boring show. Next week Kenya is having a coming out party. Don’t look at me like that, that is what she called it! We shall see what she comes out as. And it appears she throws Cynthia out of the party. It’s the finale so hopefully it will be good. Was it me or was this episode boring? I should have just watched TAR.
Thanks for your post these last couple of months Tamara. Next week is the finale and it looks juicy and I think kenya may be throwing Marlo or Porsha out of her party well have to watch and see.
Did Miss Lawrence really make all of Sheree’s hair fall out? I mean, I thought that was just some excuse that Sheree came up with so she wouldn’t have to pay the bill… just like everything else she does.
I heard it about town so I believe it. ALL her hair fell out because he left something on too long. /giggle. I can say the stuff she was tryna pass off as hair in court looked nothing like the wig she wore on HLN. It was not even brushed. Like REALLY bad rats nest in a ponytail.
Dang. That’s a shame/slight giggle. Besides not being able to do hair, no wonder he doesn’t have a license. SMH
Miss Lawrence doesn’t have a license? REALLY?! I had NO IDEA! What happened to cause him to lose it? How does he do hair without one?
I love Porsha. I think she’s a sweet…maybe naive…person. I don’t think she’s rabid like some (all?) of the others.
I really liked how they showed Kenya & Phaedra/Apollo shooting their workout videos at the same time. It just didn’t make sense to me, though, that Phaedra/Apollo did their’s in California. What the heck for? You can tell Kenya is serious about here’s & Phaedra, well…
@Diggy he don’t have a license, and from SFTA said, neither does Derek J. Lawrence’s license was revoked because he was doing hair on a suspended license and Derek J never had a license to practice cosmetology in Georgia in the first place. A mess honey. And from the Hairstylists Tell All Special, Phaedra wanted to sue Derek J over some hair stuff, so you never know. SMH
Marlo is on the finale, and that is who I hear Kenya kicks out of her party!
that would make sense since they didn’t show who it was…. Also pfffftttt while i have your attention. I have to moderate a lot of your posts. The only reason I can determine is that you must change the number for ffffs and tttts so WP thinks you are new. Your posts would should up faster if you could pick a set number of each. 🙂
Sorry to be a pain in the ass! Guess I need to keep track of how many f’s and t’s I use!
So why do you think Kordell and Peter arguing?
Oh and Dr. Sherry is getting her coins. First she was on BFV, now she’s on RHOA. She’s going to be on LHHATL next lol
Was disappointed to see Dr Sherry. Some thing about tv shrinks who jump from reality show to reality show screams ‘thirsty’ to me.
True, but the same can be said about Tamar, because from what I heard, I think she made a cameo on Married to Medicine. Plus, Bravo and Style are under the same umbrella, so the producers probably reached out to her. Not for sure really, just grasping at straws.
I think Kenya henna’s her hair. My hair was the same hue after I put that stuff in my hair. The orangish color is probably covering gray hair.
It’s awful! I’ve complained about her hair all season. Every time I see her, I want to give her a box of hair color. And if her and Miss Lawrence are such BFFs, he would tell her it’s not a good look for her.
Have you seen him? He wouldn’t know a good look if it bit I’m in the black.
Thanks for the recap. Tomorrow is one day before the movers come so now I know not to feel bad that I can’t watch it for a few days. Wont bother to download it from iTunes until maybe right before the reunion so I can be caught up. I am so over this season.
Did you SEE apollo’s legs?? Toothpicks below the knees. The clothes and set and content for phaedra’s video were just horrid.
The house Phaedra used to film her video looked like the set of a porn from Van Nuys.
And how would you know that exactly? I’ll wait… /evil grin
Poor Phaedra – what a mess. That lime green outfit, Appolo’s clothes, she just acts too silly. I’m sick of her constant sexual faces and comments – not cute or appealing. Both videos are just lame.. While Kendra’s was more serious, there are thousands already – and I think her butt looks horrible from certain angles. She is so fake, I’m sure her butt is full of silicone. NeNe and Greg – Gheez – He is acting way too desperate. Guess they didn’t factor the New Normal’s ratings would be so low when they filmed this. It is in line to be cancelled. Talk about bad editing – NeNe & Greg at dinner- watch how the flowers on the table constantly change before Greg pretends he asked for the special flowers – sloppy filming. NeNe is just way to over the top bragging – Humble would be so much mire likeable NeNe.
Pinky I couldn’t agree with you more, well said. Just what in the world was Apollo wearing meggins no a good look a man AT ALL. Phaedra is only into to making this video for the “coins” as she states. This episode again was a sleeper. Gregg and NeNe super sickening. NeNe is so done for, with all this bragging, yes she needs to enroll child in school in GA cuz when Hollywood finishes using her and spits her out she won’t have to pull the child out of school in CA to move back to GA. Kinda waiting to see the last episode, but really they can skip that and just do the reunion shows.
I read yesterday that The New Normal is thisclose to being cancelled. Ratings at an all time low. So, if that dude (can’t remember his name) who’s responsible for Glee and TNN doesn’t give her another job, ATL will be her only gig. She only know how to play NeNe.
Yeah, I’ve heard that The New Normal is not rating very high/good. It is not a show that I would take out the time to sit and watch in “real” time. I have watched it On Demand, I can stop it, rewind it, pause it, if you know what I mean. It is not an interesting show and the actors (except the little girl) are not that interesting to me! Maybe Mr. Ryan (not sure first or last name) will create another show so Nene can play herself. If he does, I hope it is better than TNN and also Glee for that matter.
I tried to watch The New Normal. It is unwatchable. The little girl and Ellen Barkin are good but the rest of the cast are just okay. Nene is not a good actor but I do like her as coach Roz on Glee. I prefer to the Mindy Project. Mindy is funny to me. I wonder if the show gets cancel will Nene blame all the haters. LOL.
Did anyone watch “Married to Medicine” last night? One of the women, Kari, looks like a tranny. Her lips are even uglier than Taylor Armstrong’s.
NeNe is such a hateful bully. She sent a tweet out saying that “they” need STRONG women on the show so that’s why Porscha’s out. Message to Nene, LOUD and rude doesn’t equal strong.
Bravo I hope you didn’t fire Porscha. She was the only HOUSEWIFE on the show. Why must the storylines be limited to drama and fighting. Why couldn’t her home, shopping, growing family, charity, and family be a story line? Stay positive and don’t let bitter women ruin what you have. Make your OWN choices. Those women have no problem with control in a marriage, they just prefer a role reversal.
White gay men sure LOVE them some loud fat rude black women. There’s a gay comedian on youtube who does his own “Madea” act. Nene, they are laughing AT you not with you. I understand why in the pats we were limited to stereotypical roles but it’s not necessary now.
I wonder is Nene is aware that The New Normal is not rating very high/good. I hope she realizes before it is too late and changes her attitude and the few of us left can continue to cheer for her. She needs all the support she can with that medicore show. My only reason for checking the show out at all is because of her, but she should take heed to the old saying” the same people you see on the way up, are the same ones you see on the way back down”. The New Normal is about to send her on her way….back down!
If Porsha is not on next season, it doesn’t have anything to do with Nene. It is probably Kordell.
That is a mean tweet but if Porsha husband won’t LET her be on the show then she has to listen to her husband.
I may be wrong but I don’t think her husband is controlling. I tend to use my husband as a scapegoat when I don’t want to do something. It’s cowardly and yes I should stop. Kordell seemed very surprised with the Vegas phone call, ect. I usually tell my husband, “Hey if so and so calls I told them you’re not letting me go.”
Let’s say he IS controlling. She is a grown woman with family and NO prenup. If she is in danger or being abused or stifled it’s 2013 she knows what to do. I refuse to waste time wondering if she is okay. I don’t see any problems…
Kordell filed for divorce! So maybe Porsha will not return because of that.
Completely off topic: I hope you recap Married to Medicine at some point. Lawd! Shade was thrown before you knew the name of all of them. Apparently being a doctor’s wife is just like being the wife of Zeus or something. I never knew!
By the way, I’ve never been to ATL but is the ratio really 4 black women for every white one? And are there no asians or latinas or anything other than black and white? Just wondering…
Why do people only complain or have a problem when there is more black women than white? For the life of me, I just can’t figure it out!
Why do people always make assumptions? As I stated I was wondering as I had never been to Atlanta if that was an accurate depiction since all the ATL shows (other than love & hip hop) seem to follow that formula.
Feel free to descend from your high horse now. No political statements here.
There are a lot of wealthy black people in Atlanta. Most of them would never dream of making a spectacle of themselves on Reality TV. This show has been pushed by one of the ladies, the one married to the foreign doctor for several years. She included her friends and then they got a token white lady. There are also a lot of wealthy white women in Atlanta. Same story. Contrary to what you see on TV, Neighborhoods, parties, charity events, etc here have a mix of races in attendance. Bravo tends to make Atlanta look very segregated when it is not.
We also have a ton of Mexicans. We do not have very many Asians. Most neighborhoods in Atlanta are very racially mixed. There is a lot of intermarrying at every socio-economic level.
We do not have a bunch of gay black males teetering around in women’s shoes. Everything is not as it appears.
You sound really stupid
that is not todd’s daugther tamara what kind of blogger are you that you don’t research things, if u read s2s mag u would know that todd’s daughter is 16/17 and her name is kayla & she doesnt live in atl
Ms. Tamara honey, u were so eight about this scripted show being chopped and screwed to start drama….did anyone notice in Greg and Nene first scene, he had his new teeth?…but in their ending scene at the resturant, he had his old rotten teeth? catch it honey.
I caught that as well. I was like what the hell. LOL.
Pinky, I agree with you about Kenya’s butt. I think that Phaedra video should have included a “professional” and she should not be featured. Kenya either. Neither of them are professional just because they work out. But Cynthia did check Kenya on her drama because of corny ass, dry ass Walter.
Did anyone catch Todd’s comment about the surrogate? I think Kandi is a brilliant business woman, but she should maybe take her time with this relationship, there is something about Todd that just does not seem “right”.
I don’t think Todd really wants more children. I think that is what Kandi wants.
none of us really know him to make that assumption………no one is perfect
The show is boring, Beverly Hills is boring too.
Atlanta especially is totally fake. Fake homes, fake parties, fake everything. I would rather see them in their cramped real living quarters, going to various court preceeding ranging from theft, fraud, stalking and bankruptcy on public transporation since their cars dont exist either.
Or just make it simple and they can visit and party from cell to cell.
The sign above the door said “Touchstone” not “Tombstone”, thankfully!
I agree about the veneers on this show – terrible. For anyone considering, a good rule of thumb is that your teeth should not be much whiter than the whites of your eyes. And that cool gray-white color is not “Hollywood”, it looks like dead zombie teeth.
Ha! Thanks Thundermonk. Touchstone is much better. LOL.
Wendy Williams commented on nene and Greg’s relationship this morning and said they look more like friends than an actual couple. It’s funny how nene can go around and on twitter saying things about everyone but as soon as someone says something about her or doesn’t agree there hating on her. Life doesn’t work like that you can’t go around talking about people and expect no response. And I’m so over everyone on this show kissing nenes butt, does she control everything that happens on the show. I know no matter how much success she has all those women don’t like nene.
So when people say something about Nene, they shouldn’t be surprised when she responds! Wendy always talking sh*t on TV and when Nene comes to interview, she says the complete opposite. It’s not the first time and it won’t be the last.
I am so ready for this season to end. I’m tired of hearing about Walter, I am tired of these donkey booty videos, I am tired of Nene’s acting. Porsha so far has been boring as can be. Kandi has done nothing and Cynthia seems to have no life at all. Though I am eagerly awaiting the 26 part Reunion and the 13 episodes of Lost Footage. Color me bored.
Thank you very much for the recap. I cant believe its actually happened, because Ive been threatening for a long time, but I am not even going to watch it. In fact, I just erased it from my DVR. This show has gotten so bad. So boring. I think I am done with Atlanta. I cant believe it.
I just saw a clip and kenya kicks Porsha out and everybody takes Porsha side and confronts kenya.
And the only reason she kicked her out is because Porsha didn’t come as the character kenya wanted her to.
Good afternoon everyone, I’ve read the recap and some comments, so throwing my two cents in. Last night’s show was a big ole country
Y A W N AND B O R E! Leave the donkey A$$ on the the doggone donkey.. sick ta death of it. Phaedra(scary green suit) Krazy Kenya your butt does like Phake! Nene girl people are happy for you please stop with the “I’ve arrived” and everyone “hatin” on you. I haven’t read about the rating on the New Normal but I hear they are declining.. please have some humble pie. I’m very happy for Khandi and Todd but was taken aback about the surrogate comment. I must say her constant eating and talking about food she’s a bit too juicy he’s not trying to have it.. Lolll. My heart truly goes out to Porsha I think she’s feeling trapped. I hope Kordell listens to her he’s a bit controlling. Nect week Krazy throws Porsha out of her party probably because she didn’t want to come as BAPS… sh…t who would? Now Twirl, Twirl, Twirl Lolll
Well from all the comments I guess I didn’t miss anything exciting huh? I think the “housewife” reality formula has gotten old and we as the consumer are always looking for new blood because we get bored with the same old tricks. I’m going to start watching MTM until they do something totally ridiculous in order for me not to watch. RHOA may have run its course — TT Fam, what do you think?
Gigi do you think NeNe was any good on that clip they showed of her playing the 3 characters from the NewNormal on last night’s episode? I thought the “father” was horrible – he (NeNe) sounded like a she and looked like one. NeNe has totally changed her every day speaking, enunciations, etc.. While yes, it is more “proper” but it seems to take away the charm the original NeNe was so famous for. Now she sounds fake and arrogant – but she doesn’t sound intellegent. Her one-liners are silly, not funny. I don’t see a real future for her in Hollywood so I hope she faces reality in her head and starts being nicer and more grateful for this show instead of snarking at all the women and acting too “above” this show. She recently said she didn’t even know why she still filmed for HWOA because it was so silly…..it may be the only paycheck she can get… real soon.
Thank you! Perfect!
kmhtest – I kinda agree with you about Todd. I like him, but his answers about babies and pre-nup kinda bothered me a little. Someone said Kandi “keeps” her men. Can’t remember where I heard or read that – or even if it is true. But her last boyfriend didn’t seem near as successful as her and we know Todd is a producer of this franchise, I think? Again – not near the $$$ as Kandi. So I now have to kind question his true motives. She says “we ” paid cash for this house. I wonder what the ratio was though, Kandi 90 – Todd 10? And Kandi is pretty heavy during this season’s filming – wonder if that is why he prefers a surrogate? Bothersome.
Eve – lol – I love your comment and I totally agree with you. I would love to see their REAL life!
What a joke…as I said on other blogs, this show needs some recasting or some new storylines! Now although I have enjoyed this season thanks to Kenya Moore, the other storylines with the other cast members have been DULL. Say what you want, but she kept this season’s ratings HIGH and record breaking numbers for Bravo and I hear she’s coming back next season. I’m glad! Maybe next season her storyline with a dude will be more authentic since she claims she is dating someone new and he is very nice to her. I bet he got money too, unlike some corny two truck loser…LOL…
They need someone on this show that can handle Nene! Nene is funny but that’s all she’s been this season. Her uppidy and arrogant ego is not too appealing but I can believe she put out a tweet about Porsha and Kordell…for this week’s episode, Kenya asks Porsha to leave and the cast walks out with her. I just think it was really immature because if you are invited to a party, why worry about someone else? Cynthia stood her ground (looking at the clip) but she didn’t have ANYTHING to say when Nene threw them out in LA! This is what I’m saying…they need somebody who can handle ALL these chicks…Kenya can hold her own, but as we’ve seen, she is NOT going to confront Nene. Oh and although Kandi and Todd are cute, I can’t see them lasting too long either…I don’t know…it’s just something about him that I can’t quite put my finger on…the little girls are cute though. ☺
Some else mentioned it. Is there any tea on Porsha and Kordell filing for Divorce.
Tamara I though you promised not to use that picture without Kandi again? It must be edited somehow because she should be standing on the left side of Nene.