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Faye Resnick With Her Dick On The Table

March 20, 2013 by tamaratattles 50 Comments

www.pretttyontheoutside.com
www.pretttyontheoutside.com

Our friends at Prettyontheoutside.com have done it again. Click through for the artist rendition of Faye Resnick with her…. well click through if you dare. IT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!  Do not click if offended by male nudity. Click at your own peril. ETC.

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  1. kathyf48 says

    March 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    Love it!

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  2. We Found Love in a Hopeless Place says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    Jesus! Rated F for Fayke.

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  3. Cynthia Farrell says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Well, perfect!!! I’m so happy this is so beautifully recorded for posterity, er, (history)… Hysterical and wonderful! Really needed the laugh! Thank you Prettyontheoutside and TT!

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  4. Stephen (@NewJerzeyBoy) says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    I know everyone hates Faye, but I think she is great for the show. We need some villain that we love to hate. I hope she comes back next year as a RHOBH.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm

      Well, you like dicks, so it makes sense…. Then again, I too like dicks. Just not on her. ugh.

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      • We Found Love in a Hopeless Place says

        March 20, 2013 at 4:27 pm

        Tamara you are the shade queen lol

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      • Skeeter says

        March 22, 2013 at 9:36 am

        LMAO!

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    • Susan says

      March 20, 2013 at 7:57 pm

      If Faye the di#% Resnick comes back I will not be watching this show any longer. I am sure I speak for many other fans of HWOBH. I can take a lot but not her. She is no villian she is just plane disgusting. This is the one show I reallly look forward to watching. I love Lisa,Brandi and Yolanda. They can make a show interesting and fun to watch. But Faye just makes my skin crawl!!!!!! I get so angry watching her I have to turn it off. Hope some of the others can give you a gigle without her.

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      • sandybo says

        March 20, 2013 at 8:55 pm

        Susan I am with you. She is repulsive to look at or listen to talk. She sounds like she ate a pack of cigs for breakfast and washed them down with a quart of whiskey. *you don’t own a chanel bag so you are no lady.* What a low life stupid skank. We all already know that she is nothing but a gold figging coke whore who will do anything to make a buck. Including writing a book about her bff days after she was horribly murdered and almost caused a mistrial because of it. She didn’t give a rats ass. I turn the sound down when she comes on and no way will I watch if she is on net season. It is my favorite one too of the HW. I quit watching Jersey as it got too ugly and hateful. Now I guess if that happens with BH it’ll have to be Miami Housewives……..for this chica anyway!

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 20, 2013 at 9:08 pm

          lol and I was worried the pic would offend Sandybo. 🙂

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          • sandybo says

            March 24, 2013 at 8:50 pm

            Oh TT?? Why would you think that??? Because I can’t stand the mean girl?? I am never offended by swearing or hateing on a HW!! <3

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  5. puravidacostarica says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    Faye is one ugly biotch…inside and outside. And assuming Kyle is still on the show next year, that’s the true villain. Kyle just puts Faye and her dick-sword up to defend her. 🙂

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  6. puravidacostarica says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    And a true rendition would have made that dick a tiny, tiny penis with an inferiority complex.

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    • RahRah says

      March 20, 2013 at 4:52 pm

      I noticed it is bigger than a lotta male dicks I have seen.

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      • FarFromPerfekt says

        March 20, 2013 at 5:01 pm

        LOL!

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      • Eve says

        March 20, 2013 at 5:14 pm

        Its Beverly Hills, everything is plastically enhanced….lol The artist should of embossed it with the Chanel logo

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  7. Mollymom says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    OMG, l sure hope Brandi and Lisa see this! Hilarious. Tamara you rock.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 20, 2013 at 4:21 pm

      I tweeted my link to Brandi. 🙂

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      • LH52094 says

        March 20, 2013 at 4:34 pm

        Me too! That is just hysterical!

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      • shirley says

        March 20, 2013 at 4:53 pm

        thats hot good job wonder wat she said

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  8. CoCo says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    David Gilmore is a genius! This is just hilarious!! Thanks for sharing, Tamara.

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    • Susan says

      March 20, 2013 at 8:00 pm

      Loved it !!!!!! I would have loved to see Fayes face when she saw it ha ha ha
      Good job.

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  9. RahRah says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    Dang, that is good.

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  10. RahRah says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:53 pm

    How do you spell appropo. Did I get it right?

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    • Adriana says

      March 20, 2013 at 5:09 pm

      Apropos…remember, Google is your friend ;).

      Reply
  11. LakeGirl says

    March 20, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Its amazing just how well David has captured Faye’s personality and inner beauty! LMBO! Who knew?

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  12. Ms Urethra Franklin says

    March 20, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    I always envisioned Faye as an uncircumcised dude who looks like a lady….

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  13. wildcatamy says

    March 20, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    I almost choked when Brandi said it out loud cause it was too damn funny, but this my dear is PRICELESS!!

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    • USED2B718 says

      March 20, 2013 at 7:32 pm

      It’s why I love Brandi!

      Reply
  14. wildcatamy says

    March 20, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    I was shocked when Brandi said it out loud, but this is PRICELESS!!

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  15. karen says

    March 20, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    LMAO

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  16. KAM says

    March 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    Hilarious!

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  17. Karma Grant says

    March 20, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    LMFAO! That is awesome!

    Reply
  18. iamrealitytvlover (@babstheshopper) says

    March 20, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    Just too funny. Love that Brandi made her so appropriate comment and that the world now gets to see Faye, the morally corrupt bimbo with her dick on the table. Just too good for words, now if only someone can make the dick wiggle…..:roll:

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  19. socalsun says

    March 20, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    The drawing actually looks better than Faye. She is one ugly bitch!

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  20. Charley says

    March 20, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    OMG! Soooo right on.

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  21. sayonna march says

    March 20, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    Well, it is just so, so so Faye.

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  22. Bombshell says

    March 20, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Love it! Very appropriate for Faye Faye!

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  23. sandybo says

    March 20, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    The pic is brilliant!! Just brilliant!! Love it!

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  24. sweetprincessme says

    March 20, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    i love it just a perfect rendition of that vile umm “woman” ??????

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  25. Bombero129 says

    March 20, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    Amazing

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  26. Gigi says

    March 20, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Never seen a more accurate portrait in my life, the BEST ever. The one of NeNe ranks high as well. Whom ever the artist is he/she has a great sense of humor and an ability to capture the true sprit of a person. HA ~ FREAKING ~ LARIOUS !!

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 20, 2013 at 11:52 pm

      His name is David Gilmore and he is awesome. Go to prettyontheoutside.com and see his work. You can buy it too!

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      • puravidacostarica says

        March 21, 2013 at 3:35 pm

        Tamara, has David Gilmore ever done Leann Rimes?

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    • Ms Urethra Franklin says

      March 21, 2013 at 12:07 am

      The Kenya portrait is perfection and my favorite.

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  27. terry macon says

    March 21, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    This faye chick is the biggest snake that live in a deep black hole.

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  28. Buttercream says

    March 21, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    So funny! looked at the censored picture and spit out my coffee all over my desk area … tried so hired to hide my screaming laughter inside my body, my sides still ache with the tears down my face … in stitches just thinking of MCFR picture … thanks Tamara for sharing the link …

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  29. Jarenov says

    March 22, 2013 at 3:06 am

    That’s hilarious!!!!

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  30. thewayiseeit says

    March 23, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    I’m glad FINALLY that people see what I have been seeing all along. Fake, hair, boobs, lips, body, arms, legs, well you get the drift….I think Bravo ought to give her the boot in her FAKE ass!!!

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  31. Raven Beauty says

    March 25, 2013 at 5:56 am

    Baby I could tell you stories about Faye that would curl your hair……All these stories she are spreading about Brandi I think she may be stealing a few pages from her own life. She seems to think her past deeds have just disappeared into an abyss but what she has forgotten I certainly remember.

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