First of all, I slept through most all of yesterday. I dunno what my deal is, as I don’t feel sick I just feel narcoleptic. Anyway, last night I woke up to HLN and the blond lady above on my TV. She apparently turned down a trip to Hawaii with her husband in order to drive from Seattle to Phoenix to watch Jodi lie on the stand. Hell, I recently got to see a RHOA lie on the stand for free! I would have gone to Hawaii and checked out Jane Valez as I rubbed the apres sun lotion in.
Back to the case, today Nurmi will be bringing in some whackadoodle “experts” to say that Jodi’s behavior was totally in line with someone who has experienced violence in a relationship. She’s totally normal y’all. I am predicting that the expert will be named Jan Corey. If not, if you listen closely you can hear her hollering at us from the Tamaratattles.com spam folder. Please try to do more recaps today! I am trying to fight the narcolepsy but the force to fall into another coma is strong!