This was a cute show with Brandi. She was pretty toasted throughout and they started with a shot of tequila! Brandi tweeted that she had not been eating in Texas and drinking started early in the day! There is a cute Jewish cowboy that Brandi will be flirting with all night. I somehow missed that Lisa Vanderpump has a tiny bowtie tattooed on her ankle. I agree with Brandi that is just wrong!
Andy asks what Brandi thought about Adrienne not showing up to the reunion last week. Brandi says she was shocked and thought it was a little cowardly. Which immediately made me think of the cowardly lion on the Wizard of Oz. Adrienne sort of looks like the cowardly lion with all that catlike plastic surgery.
Andy says that Brandi dropped a bomb on Kyle at the reunion that was shocking! I guess we will have to wait and see…they gave no hints. Brandi told the media that hated her dress to go fuck themselves, she loves the dress and is thrilled to be on any list regarding the Oscars. #Winning. Gerard Butler was on Howard Stern yesterday and he admitted to hooking up with Brandi. Brandi said that they exchanged a few texts today and she thinks he is lovely and she is glad he made things right. Hmmm future date?
Brandi says she is going to write another book but it will not be about Eddie. She has claimed it will be a real housewives tell all but I can’t imagine Andy allowing that. The funny thing about these Austin shows is that they have a band and they play covers of all of the stupid housewives songs. Brandi says that Chelsea Handler sucked on the show and she saw the after show where Chelsea was putting down all the housewives. Andy asks if Brandi knows her and Brandi says yeah, she made out with her lesbian, her assistant and her brother. After the show Brandi tweeted that her gaygent was mad at her. He also represents Chelsea so that could be why. But really, Chelsea goes after everyone, why can’t Brandi go after her?
The game was cute with Brandi out in Austin getting drunk and doing stupid human tricks with the locals. Brandi talks a little bit of shit about Scheana but she doesn’t seem that serious about it. Everyone voted on who should get the Mazel of the day out of Kim, Yolanda or Brandi. Brandi won. As the show ends Brandi literally molests Andy. He looked…uncomfortable.