Okay, I guess there has been enough time since the Shah’s Lost Footage! episode for me to actually try to watch Vanderpump Rules Reunion Secrets! Sigh. The things I do for you people. You better all have watched this. If not. Stop right now and do your time! Here we go. I may make this another dumb quotes entry. I doubt there will be a need for a whole lot of words here. It looks like the premise here is that despite the reunion being exceedingly bad, Bravo would like to show us some of the even worse footage that wasn’t good enough for the actual crappy reunion. Yay! I am watching because Bravo controls my brain!
Stassi has had two crying hissyfits in the first ten minutes. In this one, Stassi is berating Jax for mentioning they had sex the night before during a staff meeting at SUR. Stassi tearfully explains to Jax that she is a classy girl! Jax does a great job of not busting out laughing in her face. She follows it up with, “everyone is already calling me a whore!”
Tom introduces us to the term “crymax” which apparently is crying while climaxing. And you thought Tom could not be any gayer!
Peter, the cute manager guy tried to warn Laura Leigh about Jax several times. Jax does not use condoms. SHOCKER! LL says to Jax, “If you hurt me I will kill you…” Jax says, “If I had a dollar for every time a girl said that to me…” Jax lies about the girl in Vegas saying she was not ever pregnant. As much as he lies, you would think he would be better at it!
Okay so I was wrong to try and make you guys go watch this. Nevermind. Sorry.
thanks for taking one for the team,tam, but after that crying thing I just read I def won’t watch… god, I hope I forget I read that by morning….
Sorry. But trust me hearing it out of tweezer tom’s mouth was worse.
No doubt! In fact I appreciate the heads up….I won’t make the mistake of sitting through that train wreck.
I’ll watch this at some point, probably tomorrow. Just so I be done with it. The reunion was awful enough without this footage.
Ok I tried, I really tried to watch but once the acting on the beach party scene started I just couldn’t anymore.
I think I know why Lisa puts up with so much from Stassi. It’s more than good TV-train wreck. Stassi’s “have flask will travel” Daddy who had a couple of bottles of Absolut before lunch.
I will admit I watched and so did the husband. There were a few little gems. The Stassi beach freak out over she who shall not be named.
My husbands theory on Jax is that he has the most trouble when telling the truth since it is such a foreign concept to him. The lies just roll off the tongue, when he is telling the truth is when he gets all tongue tied since his brain doesn’t know what it is doing. But I truly believe he got a girl pregnant.
I just cannot get past the no condom. Seriously, he has got to have at least 1 STD.
I do wish Frank was there just to see his reaction to Stassi & Jax random hook ups while she was dating him.
Tamara you are a better person than me. I stopped watching the Vanderpump and Shah’s ISH weeks ago. There is only so many brain cells I am allowed to waste :).
This is the second instance on camera where Jax said he would have sex with anything that moves. Not any GIRL, any thing. Me thinks Jax has had his share of man on man action.
Jax is a sociopathic liar. I feel bad for Stassi because he has his spell on her. His good looks and how everyone seems to like him makes it really hard for her to leave him. She is most likely staying with him because of her ego, not because she really loves him. Like how everyone sided with him when they broke up, and then seeing him with another girl, while a bunch of other girls drool over him, and she can no longer be the girl who “owns” him. Anyway… him trying to say that he got a randomn phone call saying that the girl isn’t pregnant… pa-leeez! Everyone there knew he was lying. They were all like “how could she possibly need money for rent when she does bottle service?” Sad part is, even Stassi knows he’s lying, but she’s going to let it slide, just like everyone else. I am always blown away how people never seem to turn on these compulsive liars, even when they are clearly insulting everyone’s intelligence. I have had my own personal experience with this and it is absolutely infuriating! I can’t stand Jax. He’s gross!
Seems Stassi lives for the victim role and pretends all her ex-boyfriends have cheated on her because they are bad guys… Might it be that her bitching, demanding and constant nagging persona also play a key role in why guys cheat on her??? I would guess the new Pope Francis would find it difficult to stay loyal to such a shrew. I am not a proponent of cheating- but I believe we all must take responsibility for why/how we got in a particular situation.
Stassi- it’s time to look in the mirror. Not the fairytale mirror that tells you you are a stunning 10 out of 10 worthy of admiration and royal treatment… Try a honest mirror that shows you to be an attractive looking girl (7 out of 10 on a good day) with a dark personality that pulls your attractiveness south of a 5…
Amen, and while we’re at it, Jax is not my idea of cute/attractive in anyway either. They deserve each other.
watching now sad but comical