Another thing I refused to watch last night was Shah’s of Sunset “Lost Footage.” I tweeted Bravo that I wish they had lost all the footage from season two permanently. But today, I figure if I can get through Kenya Moore singing I can get through this. I predict more footage to make MJ look bad. Let’s see…We start with Lilly shopping and Reza following her around fawning all over her. Then on to MJ’s dating. She has a lot of things on her list. A lot. Like more than me. A lot. MJ and GG have a discussion about MJ’s possible autism. They are not even as educated on the subject as Jacqueline Laurita. MJ is an airhead. Not autistic. MJ forgets what she is talking about. I can relate.
There is was too much Lily in this episode. So now it is a scene from Villa Rica. This is not a lost scene. This is a scene we wish we had not seen the first time. Reza is telling the story about how he had sex with MJ. Asa says MJ arrived in a cloud of Chardonnay.
Funny lost scene where MJ’s dog ate the prosciutto off the platter and no one noticed. Stupid lost scene with Mike and Reza comparing gay sex to hetero sex. This is a waste of film. Lilly takes Asa for a cellulite treatment. Asa and her family attempt to run a food truck. Asa’s mother complains the whole time and criticizing everyone who is actually working.
GG talked to her girlfriends about whether bad sex is a deal breaker. GG says she sometimes watches TV during. Um, Sorry Omid. Back to Reza and Mike’s inappropriate comments at the car wash.
Reza said that the most difficult time for him was Rosh Hashahnah because MJ was out of control. He’s mentioned this a lot. Let’s see if they actually show her terrible behavior. The uncle keeps giving MJ drinks. She gets a bit drunk. MJ says to Reza’s Dad that he looks hot. Inappropriate? Sure. Mike cuts MJ off from further drinking in front of everyone. MJ leaves the house and sits outside to smoke. This infuriates Mike. Was she drunk? Yes. Did they make it a bigger issue than necessary and handle it in a very public way? Yes. People get drunk at family holiday events. There is always someone. Or lots of someones. Get over it.
If you skipped this last night. Delete it unwatched. I wish I had.