I am prone to nightmares. Because of this, I try to watch something kind and gentle before going to bed. So because I had to get up early this morning, I knew better than to end my night watching Kenya Moore’s scary complexion on Watch What Happens Live last night. However, ever the reliable blogger, I shall watch it now just for you. I am apprehensive because Andy promoted the show saying we would see her work out video. But forge ahead I shall.
Andy and the gang are at SXSW in a much larger studio with a house band. Brooklyn Decker is on next to Kenya Moore. Kordell Stewart tweeted that Porsha showed real leadership by not giving into peer pressure on tonight’s show. Kenya says, “I am sure he fed her those lines.” Um wahhh? That was Kordell tweeting! Um, I am so glad I did not watch this before bed. I thought we were going to see Kenya’s WORKOUT video, but nooooooo, it’s a Gone With The Wind Fabulous Video with a drag queen making fun of Porsha and obnoxious twirling by Kenya.
This show is one continuous subtle jab at Kenya Moore. She started to figure that out when one of Brooklyn’s friends sent in a question asking if she made a donkey boobie video if Brooklyn would steal it. Brooklyn said she would never steal anyone else’s idea and Kenya went all Detroit saying that the questioner needed to come in and be shady to her face. /heavy sigh.A viewer asks if Kenya has ever actually SEEN GWTW and Kenya swears she has many times. Kenya says the movie speaks to her on so many levels. First of all the first woman to ever win an academy award won it for her role in that film (She doesn’t seem to know her name) and Scarlett and was just everything to her, she was feisty and beautiful. I’m guessing she has never actually seen the movie.
A viewer asks Kenya if she knows that she owes Nene and Kandi an apology for bringing drama to their functions. Kenya says they didn’t say anything about it and so they didn’t have a problem. Andy wants to know if Kenya is nervous for the upcoming reunion taping. She said no, but she might need an IV.
Andy’s Mazel was this huge fat man in Russia dancing by the pool. The made it into a Gone with the Wind Fabulous gif that was much less disturbing than Kenya’s actual one. The poll showed that 76% of the audience was on Phaedra’s side over Kenya’s. They did not show Kenya’s face when that tidbit was announced. lol. And that is what you missed. You’re welcome.