And we are back in Paris for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trip. It occurs to me that in all my trips to Paris, I am not sure I have ever walked down any of the stairs and walked at the river level. I guess I must have. I remember in the Spring of 2010 when all the love locks were cut off by city officials in the dark of night. I wonder how long until they do that again?
Anyway, they are all in Paris and they are worried about Kim’s mental state. I say forget about it and let Kyle handle it and go eat a crepe or better yet a Gyro on the way to a museum. But no, they are all on the way to a cooking class and Kim is super later and really weird. Kim asks the million dollar question, why fly all the way to Paris to make their own dinner? Sometimes Kim is the only sane one. Kim is quite irritated with Lisa in her talking heads! I wonder if those were actually filmed in Paris so Kim could try to remember the events. She’s now crying in the talking heads and in the actual bus. Lisa feels bad.
At the cooking demo, the girls flee while the guy chops the duck’s head off. Yolanda says, “It’s a duck with a real head.” Only Brandi is willing to butcher the duck. Essentially, Kim ruined that scene so we are sent off to see what the guys are up to. The guys are worried about having to eat what the women eat. I suspect they will sneak off for a snack. Meanwhile the women are attempting a gastrique for the duck. Looks like they added in some mushrooms and cherries. For reasons unknown, Brandi writes FU with her cherry gastrique. Giggy is brought to the table to drink from Ken’s glass. Brandi is wiping Kim’s face which was smeared with gastrique. Kim’s dinner conversation is about her recovery. Lisa is repeating the Kim story to Mauricio and Yolanda tells her to drop it.
Off to shop in the fancy stores. Kim is really mad at Lisa for asking if she might have taken a sleeping pill. Kim is driving a wedge between Lisa and Kyle. Kyle says it keeps coming up over and over again. BECAUSE YOU BRING IT UP, KYLE. Mauricio bought Kim a really fugly handbag that Kim was admiring in the shop. Mauricio then ducks away with Ken for a Segway ride. The girls go up the Eiffel Tower. Kyle brings up her conflict with Lisa. And we have the same argument but this time with a fabulous view of Paris. There seems to be ten tons of commercials. I usually add in the photos and tags and stuff during the breaks and I keep finding myself watching commercials. Finally we are back to the same argument with Lisa and Kyle and the commercials were more interesting. And it is over until next week. Which will give us just another peek at Paris.