Y’all are once again requesting a Mobwives recap so here you go! Mobwives starts off this episode with Drita talking about how Lee suddenly got out of prison and showed up at her house. She’s trying to decide if she should let him come home when he gets out of the halfway house.
Karen and Ramona go to a cancer benefit. Ramona tells Karen that Lee is out of prison. Karen says she doesn’t care. She is working on something in a music studio. I forget what the objective is here, but I think it is just an investment.
The girls go bowling. Big Ang just sort of pitches the ball down the aisle or does the two-handed between the legs roll that little kids do. She is adorable. Renee wins the bowling game. She went bowling a lot in rehab when she was not laying out by the pool.
Drita and Karen end up alone together at the spa. Nobody dies. But I swear I do not understand these women who go to spas together and chat during treatments. The LAST thing I want to do when getting a massage is talk to someone. Just shut up and rub me. Renee and Ramona blew off the spa day to go to Little Italy. Apparently, Drita and Karen were the only ones that didn’t get the memo. Later on, Ramona and Renee talk about Ramona’s deceased grandfather. She had a ceremony for her grandfather in the church with just her and the housewives to give herself closure on his passing.
And now for the big showdown. Carla want’s to meet Joe’s girlfriend Raquel since her kids will be spending time with her. *cue* dramatic music! Carla thinks Joe moved too fast with Rachel. What was that? I was promised drama! It all went fine and no one even picked up a knife!
Karen and Love meet for drinks with Drita. This is the last chance for someone to brawl. Love asks Drita about her relationship with Carla. Love is ranting about Carla saying she is bad mouthing her, she is 12 pounds and she could fuck her up. Drita doesn’t want to be the middle man. Love goes through all the people who hate Carla. Threats are flying. Drita repeats that she has nothing against Carla and she is in a peaceful place and wants to stay there. Love continues to suggest stabbing Carla.
This episode was pretty boring to be honest. Did I miss something important?
Nope but I was dying to hear ur thoughts on the big whooooo-or reveal at the cafe with Caaaarla…. WHOoo-or is just a younger, wrinkle free version of Carla and her negativity. Lmao!
thanks for the recap… err.. MobCap. I love ur commentary.
Thoughts on Karen and her new paramour? And why are we not getting any Little Louie sightings anymore? I’m sad. they just need to put a 24/7 camera at Big Ang’s house!
You had me thinking that Carla went after the whoooooor with a butter knife or something. Other than the “don’t bring hoe to the house” it was all very civilized. Especially for them.
I wish they would have covered the storm relief more. I really only care about Big Ang and Drita… and Renee I guess. The others seem irrelevant.
oh ok so no one noticed how Ang was playing up to the camera? She looked right at the camera twice!! and oh Raquel how dumb you are..dont you realize Joe is using you, girl? you’re just a drama free, younger, dumber version of Carla!
What i really want to know though is how these men, fresh from prison, manage to live better than people that have been out for years? look at joe…he has a nice place, a car, the whole nine…atleast with Karen’s ex, dave, we know he’s just living off of karen’s generosity in her house in AZ but where is JOe’s $$ come from?
From what I understand, Joe’s dad owns a spa or something like that & Joe is managing it? All of these people live WAY better than I do. LOL
The ladies are behaving this season. I guess they need a Bravo dinner party. 🙂
What is going on with Renee’s eyebrows? She looked Satanic in that church pew.
@Disci Stain LOL You’re so right about those eyebrows. Lord Jesus those eyebrows need their own twitter.
I can’t stand Karen or Renee. I FF them both, unless they’re with the other ladies. Carla, I’m not sure what happened to her. Maybe all it took was for the ex who she refused to take back found a replacement, but she has become “that broad” this season. I like Big Ang, but she’s very hard for me to watch and to listen to. Ramona’s crazy ass has grown on me which I never expected to happen, since I hate her best friend Karen and love her worst enemy Drita. Which brings me to my obsession with the red head. I’m all positivity when it comes to Drita. #lovelove
Love is a trip, but I can’t figure out if she’s puttin’ tens on the stories of her exploits. I don’t know what to make of her yet.
Gela, I agree with you totally! I cannot stand Karen especially. Love Drita. Renee is as fake as Karen. I laughed out loud when she said that music guy was flirting with her…the cameras must have missed it. I thought he was looking at her like she was making a supreme fool of herself. But next episode she takes him on a date. I’m sure he knows a sucker when he sees one. Just another in her long line of losers.