Time for Vanderpump Rules. I had forgotten I had seen the “First Look” and was freaking out that this was last weeks show. So the big news is that Laura Leigh got a role in a Jennifer Anniston movie that was filming in North Carolina so she quit her job and SUR and flew off to be a star. Well not really. When I watched the first look I looked up the movie on IMdb and she does have a role but the part doesn’t even have a name. So don’t look for her name in lights anytime soon. Stassi’s minions make up with her now that Frank is gone and things seem to be going back to normal.
Lisa has a photo shoot at her house for SUR publicity. The girls get to change in Lisa’s closet and borrow her jewelry. HAS SHE LOST HER MIND? It’s her costume jewelry but still. Too many girls to watch. The boys are stuffing their shorts with socks. Lisa talks to Stassi privately about going to dinner with Frank at Villa Rica. Clearly she did it solely so it would get back to Jax. I’m surprised Frank would go to dinner with her. Allegedly, it was a meeting to return each others belongings.
Basically there is not plot to this episode, it’s just lots of half-naked people posing by the pool at Lisa’s. Jax goes to therapy where he discusses his propensity to lie and his relationship with Stassi.
And it’s time for another photoshoot. This time at SUR. All the staff dresses up in designer clothes. Scheana and Stassi shoot some girl on girl kissing action. It’s all very…MTV. There are 18 minutes left in the show and I feel like I can already write the end and post this with a “and they all lived happily ever after.” I shall soldier on to the bitter end though. It seems this season was hit or miss. There were some good episodes that were sort reminiscent of The Hills 2007. Apparently the is a Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Since they apparently are all fast friends again, how exciting can that be?
Jax quits his job at SUR. Only I’m pretty sure he still works there. Perhaps he changes his mind by the end of the show or that is the big deal at the reunion. Wow. Jax just admitted to Stassi that he did cheat on her in Vegas when they were dating. If Stassi is acting she is a damn good actress. She is bawling and yelling at him. Jax says he will leave her alone and never contact her again. Well except for the publicity tour for the show and appearances on WWHL. Apparently they found out there was a reunion show so they will save the make-up scenes until then. Ooops maybe not. They just showed a reunion commercial with more drama with Jax and Stassi. So we don’t end with happily ever after. We end with everyone being pissed with Jax.