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Recap: Vanderpump Rules All Style No Substance

February 25, 2013 by tamaratattles 15 Comments

VRstassijaxpoolTime for Vanderpump Rules. I had forgotten I had seen the “First Look” and was freaking out that this was last weeks show. So the big news is that Laura Leigh got a role in a Jennifer Anniston movie that was filming in North Carolina so she quit her job and SUR and flew off to be a star. Well not really. When I watched the first look I looked up the movie on IMdb and she does have a role but the part doesn’t even have a name. So don’t look for her name in lights anytime soon. Stassi’s minions make up with her now that Frank is gone and things seem to be going back to normal.

Lisa has a photo shoot at her house for SUR publicity. The girls get to change in Lisa’s closet and borrow her jewelry. HAS SHE LOST HER MIND? It’s her costume jewelry but still. Too many girls to watch. The boys are stuffing their shorts with socks. Lisa talks to Stassi privately about going to dinner with Frank at Villa Rica. Clearly she did it solely so it would get back to Jax. I’m surprised Frank would go to dinner with her. Allegedly, it was a meeting to return each others belongings.

VRJaxBasically there is not plot to this episode, it’s just lots of half-naked people posing by the pool at Lisa’s.  Jax goes to therapy where he discusses his propensity to lie and his relationship with Stassi.

And it’s time for another photoshoot. This time at SUR. All the staff dresses up in designer clothes. Scheana and Stassi shoot some girl on girl kissing action. It’s all very…MTV. There are 18 minutes left in the show and I feel like I can already write the end and post this with a “and they all lived happily ever after.” I shall soldier on to the bitter end though. It seems this season was hit or miss. There were some good episodes that were sort reminiscent of The Hills 2007. Apparently the is a Vanderpump Rules Reunion. Since they apparently are all fast friends again, how exciting can that be?

Jax quits his job at SUR. Only I’m pretty sure he still works there. Perhaps he changes his mind by the end of the show or that is the big deal at the reunion. Wow. Jax just admitted to Stassi that he did cheat on her in Vegas when they were dating. If Stassi is acting she is a damn good actress. She is bawling and yelling at him. Jax says he will leave her alone and never contact her again. Well except for the publicity tour for the show and appearances on WWHL. Apparently they found out there was a reunion show so they will save the make-up scenes until then.  Ooops maybe not. They just showed a reunion commercial with more drama with Jax and Stassi. So we don’t end with happily ever after. We end with everyone being pissed with Jax.

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  1. Sandy says

    February 25, 2013 at 11:30 pm

    Why did he lie about his name?? LOL…Jason…Jax..I mean…really?

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  2. Bombshell says

    February 25, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    Lisa has on the same white dress and pink bra she wore on RHOBH while packing for France. Im assuming these two shows were taped on the same day. Soooo scripted!

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    • Karma Grant says

      February 26, 2013 at 11:59 am

      Good catch! I think it’s smart to get as much filming done in one day as possible though, rather than drag it out.

      Reply
  3. Lori says

    February 26, 2013 at 4:34 am

    Hi Tamara. I was wondering if there was a WWHL on after VR? My DVR didnt record it, but I could have sworn during the show I may have seen/heard a commercial? Or is Andy off all week on vacay so no show? Maybe the commercial I heard (I was in the other room) was for the reunion? Please help! I already deleted the shows so I cant check. (I need to get a life I think!) Thanks!

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    • shirley says

      February 26, 2013 at 8:55 am

      the stassi show!!!! Boring

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      • Marisa says

        February 27, 2013 at 1:07 pm

        You took the words out of my mouth. This program started out as part of GNO tv night to watch back to back Vanderpump.. we love her.. but now everyone leaves early cause Vanderpump rules doesn’t have enough Vanderpump! Servers are okay but really a show. Me thinks NOT!

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    • Karma Grant says

      February 26, 2013 at 9:22 am

      Andy posted via facebook last night that AC and Wendi McClendon were going to be on WWHL so I’d say yes there was one last night.

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      • Lori says

        February 26, 2013 at 11:02 pm

        Hmmmmm. Thank you.

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  4. Leah C says

    February 26, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    Am I the only one that didn’t know Stassi was on Amazing Race circa 2005? If you run a google search, some of the pictures of her are hysterical. Girl has aged well!

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  5. theoriginalamanda says

    February 26, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    As for her unnamed character, while I’m not so sure Laura-Leigh will be the next Emma Stone, to be fair, Ed Helm and Nick Offerman are also as-of-yet nameless characters in We’re the Millers.

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 26, 2013 at 3:38 pm

      I’d love it if it were a great role for her. I kind of like her despite, or perhaps because of her crazy! 🙂

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      • Marisa says

        February 27, 2013 at 1:10 pm

        I think she is the most real one on the show.. sad to see her go.

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      • dylpeyt says

        July 26, 2013 at 10:38 am

        She had a recurring role on the client list, or I’m pretty sure it was her. Her voice was still extremely annoying in it but she done a very well job! I’m really hoping she will be back on the next season! She deserves something good and way better than Jax/Jason!

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  6. eg says

    February 26, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    This Stassi person???? Is she REAL??? Who acts like that, and why do the others seem to kiss up to her? I wonder if she really acts like that in real life (although I know this is supposed to be a reality show) but for real??? Haha I know that sounds redundant.

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    • Marisa says

      February 27, 2013 at 1:12 pm

      Vanderpump keeps her popular becasue of a relationship with her daughter. I think Vanderpump girl crushes on her a bit. I think she behaves very poorly.

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