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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Praise the Pageant

February 17, 2013 by tamaratattles 36 Comments

RHOAPorshakitchenIt’s already time for Real Housewives of Atlanta! This week has flown by. We start at the Bailey agency where Kenya is bringing some poor girl in to apply for both the school and the pageant. I wonder where production found this girl. The storyline is that the poor thing just somehow found Kenya and asked her to mentor her. Lord, they really need to do better than this. Kenya is going to be a judge. Of course she is, Cynthia gets to draw on the Miss USA name for her money-making pageant.

Porsha and Kordell are out at dinner talking about having a baby. Porsha wants a nanny and she doesn’t want to give up her “career.”  Um, what is her career again? The charity work? Kordell tells Porsha to borrow a baby to practice on. Where is the Porsha who wanted to have twins? Tonight’s Porsha is not the slightest bit interested in raising the baby. Later, Porsha has her niece for the night. The first thing she does is give her a twizzler. Then she changes a poopy diaper and leaves it on the floor “for uncle Kordell.” She seems to think the dog is babysitting the kid.

phaedrakandirobleWe finally get to see why Roble came to cook for Phaedra and Kandi and their men. Why is Phaedra wearing workout clothes to dinner? She needs to read her southern belle manual. It appears that Roble is just there for some face time and this is a standard scripted dinner for RHOA with the requisite sex talk, because it is Kandi and Phaedra.

Kandi is recording her gospel song with Marvin Sapp. It’s out now I believe on iTunes if you are interested. I’m getting sleepy. This episode is dragging. Kandi’s daddy is in the studio and he is teary-eyed listening to Kandi’s gospel song.

Cynthia stops by to see Nene. They are talking about Kenya and Nene seems not to like Kenya. I really don’t understand the relationship between those two.

Time for the pageant! Cynthia’s co-host shows up in a casual white short sleeve top, dark pants and tennis shoes. Who is the Boris person? Meanwhile Kenya is strutting around like a peacock in her Miss USA sash.  Once the pageant starts they essentially have not script. They are calling out the wrong name for every kid. This would be fine if the kids had numbers on them, but they don’t. Oddly, Kenya is the only judge with a title not wearing her crown.

I’m sorry this is so boring. I found the whole episode snoozeworthy. Next week is the first episode of the trip to LA. That should be good.

 

 

 

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  1. Pinky says

    February 17, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    I completely agree. Too boring. Phadra is getting pretty boring and the sex talk is really old. I hate that because she was my fav. None of them are really worth watching anymore…for me anyway.

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  2. Nicole says

    February 17, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    zzzz. I haven’t been watching for the last 3 episodes. I’m just reading your blog to keep up. Can not waste an hour of my time for this boring show.

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    • ShawnJ says

      February 18, 2013 at 8:39 pm

      OMG I just posted the same thing& then saw your response. I haven’t watched for 2 weeks either. I am so over this season

      Reply
  3. Lisa gouging says

    February 17, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Yes it was boring. I think without Nene the show is going down hill.

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  4. shoesandshrimp says

    February 17, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    Boris Kodjoe…..Duh???

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  5. Che says

    February 17, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    I watched a re run of snooki and jwow instead of rhoa. its gotten pretty boring and I don’t think theres anything they can do to revive it.

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  6. Miss K says

    February 17, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    Is it me or does Nene’s house look different?

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  7. KAM says

    February 17, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    As much as I dislike Kim, I’m starting to miss her trashy ass. This show has become a snooze fest. Also, who gives a toddler Twizzlers?

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  8. Housewivesfan says

    February 17, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    I cant tell if Kordell is borderline controlling or if hes just getting a “bad edit”. Kordell and Porsha remind me of Jim and Alexis Bellino….except it isnt taking Porsha as long to figure out that she wants to do more than just be housewife and wait on her hubby hand and foot.

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    • ShawnJ says

      February 18, 2013 at 8:41 pm

      BINGO!! Alexis & Jim for sure!! If I hear 1 more time about “the twins” I will throw my tv out the window!

      Reply
  9. Karma Grant says

    February 17, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    Haven’t gotten to watch yet but the NeNe/Kenya thing is annoying. We KNOW they are friends. If NeNe and production wanted us to believe otherwise they should not have shown NeNe getting a truck load full of supposedly Kenya’s junk I mean furniture. For us to believe, also, Kenya shouldn’t have let the world know she missed Turkey Day (I think that was the meal) dinner with her family because she was having drinks with NeNe and also NeNe shouldn’t have tweeted the Christmas party pic of her and Kenya together. Derp.

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    • FGF says

      February 17, 2013 at 11:52 pm

      Let’s not forget that being friends with NeNe does not exempt one from being talked about!!! I can’t think of 1 friend she’s had on the show that she hasn’t taken a shot at, Cynthia included. I don’t think she was being malicious about Kenya, though. She actually had a good point considering how Kenya behaved at the last event Cynthia invited her to and how much Cynthia bitched about it.

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  10. vivaladiva831 says

    February 17, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    lol didn’t porsha say she wanted twins to cut down on the number of times she has to get pregnant? not really for a love of multiple babies to take care of.

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  11. Vp says

    February 17, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    I’m too drunk for this ish. And I ain’t that drunk.

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  12. Not A Kim Z Fan says

    February 18, 2013 at 12:44 am

    The best part of the show was fione as Boris Kodjoe. He’s a former model, he starred on a Showtime drama called Soul Food years ago, and has been in a few low budget movies. Oddly, I think one was with Kenya. I call him German Chocolate Cake bc he’s German and Black and actually spoke very little English when he started working on Soul Food.

    My only other comment was that Kenya’s event was a travesty. Everything she does seems to be poorly executed. And she should never ever ever ever speak publicly. She’s an absolutely gorgeous woman but much like Beyonce she should never actually speak to people LOL

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    • Not A Kim Z Fan says

      February 18, 2013 at 12:45 am

      Oops, I meant Cynthia’s event not Kenya… 🙂

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  13. nunnya says

    February 18, 2013 at 3:56 am

    yea yall should have been watching preacher brown on life time now that was good

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    • Gigi says

      February 18, 2013 at 11:50 am

      Yep it was good I truly enjoyed it.

      Reply
  14. Adriana says

    February 18, 2013 at 4:35 am

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….RHOA is dead.

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  15. Lawyer lady says

    February 18, 2013 at 7:56 am

    Agreed, big yawn once again! I miss Kim Z and Sheree!

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  16. Tracie says

    February 18, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Is the young lady who won the same one that Kenya brought in to apply? Just wondering …

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    • DJ says

      February 18, 2013 at 11:44 am

      It looked like the same girl to me. That was probably in the script.

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      • Tracie says

        February 18, 2013 at 7:08 pm

        Thanks. I thought that was the same girl. I was wondering how that would play out since Kenya took her to apply.

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  17. B boy in Harlem says

    February 18, 2013 at 9:56 am

    I’m going off topic for a second, but I hope you saw WWHL with Naomi. It was Andy’s best show in a while.

    Naomi plays to the camera amazingly well. She is gorgeous and articulate. I hate that she has surrounded herself in controversy at times because she presents herself so well.

    Since celeb documentaries are on the radar this week, back in the 90s Naomi had a wonderful documentary I believe on VH1. Beyonce should have looked to that on how to present yourself. Naomi’s was real and effective and vulnerable. Of course, it too was later clouded by controversy regarding those blood diamonds she may or may not have received.

    The problem with Beyonce’s documentary is that it was moreso her concert footage with commentary. Not much depth. The whole ‘I am a woman’ bend is banal as well. Many people are women and face much more adversity. To me, she came across as an extreme narcissist and missed a golden opportunity to really expand her fan base and really step forward as an icon who demands your attention.

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  18. lwickedgirl says

    February 18, 2013 at 11:45 am

    This show was so boring I could not bring myself to watch all of it. I Phaedra is acting like a bad bad actress and Cynthia is just in over her pretty little hear running a business. Yawn…

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  19. Bee ♥ (@BeautifullBee) says

    February 18, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Another boring episode. So disappointed with the show this season. Kandi, and Phaedra and their sex discussions have gotten old. This cast just doesn’t mesh well together. Bravo should have kept Sheree. I can’t wait for Kim to return, at least her scenes were interesting.

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  20. pfft says

    February 18, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    BORING. I miss Kim and Sheree. Why is Nene even on the show? She doesn’t film with the rest of the cast. Come on Bravo, you’ve made the most entertaining Housewife show the most dull show on the network.

    What we are seeing now is Kenya try to kiss Cynthia’s ass so she has a friend on the show… MEMO to Kenya… Cynthia is already up Nene’s ass… So to get on her good side you’re gonna have to do what Marlo did, kiss Nene’s ass first.

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    • ShawnJ says

      February 18, 2013 at 8:47 pm

      THANK YOU! (As I am bowing graciously at your feet) I agree 120% with your statement. Nene needs to go! Go on to CA & leave!!

      Reply
  21. RhoaFan says

    February 18, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    Nene is very two faced and fake, one minute being cool with Kenya the next calling her a fool. And all this the show would be boring without nene is not true. The storyline with her and Greg is old and how many shows have I seen with people making in Hollywood. But of course nene built Hollywood from the ground up so we all have to praise her lol. Kenya is the only reason I watch and why they have had such good ratings this season. It would have been nice to see Marlo and Sheree come back in and spice it up with original ladies and Kenya and Porsha.

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  22. ShawnJ says

    February 18, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    OMG!!! I am so glad someone else is thinking what I was thinking! Soooooooo boring!!!! WTH has happened?!?!? I actually stopped watching for 3 episodes & decided to watch this one.

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    • Nicole says

      February 19, 2013 at 12:09 pm

      My DVR is set to record this show. I’ve been deleting it and not even watching it. Yesterday, I removed the series recording.

      Reply
  23. beejcee says

    February 19, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    It is a pretty boring show, but I am not bored enought to wany Kim back! I am so glad she is gone. Are the Bravo folks really going to let her come back? Sure hope not!

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    • beejcee says

      February 19, 2013 at 12:25 pm

      I meant I am not bored ENOUGH to WANT Kim back!

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  24. ab says

    February 19, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    Im happy for Nene and Greg but Omg this show is boring. Nene needs somebody like Sheree to call her out and the new girls need to exit asap. I really hope Bravo does not bring Kim back bc shes in a different place and a huge bore. We need Sheree and Marlo to shake things up. Sheree was married to Bob so Im sure she heard about kordell…..sheree calling out porsha wouldve been more interesting

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    • pffft says

      February 20, 2013 at 2:48 pm

      I actually think Porsha and Kenya are the ONLY one’s keeping this show alive. If it wasn’t for them this season would be DEAD.

      Why do they insist on keeping Cynthia on the show? This Bailey Agency shit is so boring. I think the only reason she is on, is because Nene needs a friend, other wise she would just pout about “haters” 24/7 and leave events early because there is nobody there to kiss her ass.

      Bravo, you fucked up Real Housewives of Atlanta. Bring Sheree back, Bring Kim back, hell even bring Marlo back, I didn’t like her, but she was entertaining.

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  25. Karma Grant says

    February 20, 2013 at 9:35 am

    Finally watched. Ya know, I could have went the rest of my life without hearing Phaedra say her ass was chompin on her g-string.

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