I’m a couple of minutes late to the party, but I just have to see Taylor on WWHL. Andy asks her what she was on at the tea party, then he softens it to what were you drinking and she says rose. The question is what is she on tonight because she is already drunk. You know she doesn’t eat, so she has to get drunk rather easily. Oh yeah, she wasted and slurring. She says Adrienne is a liar and there is either a letter or there is not. Why should she have to live with an elephant in the room? Andy is looking at her like she has two heads. And maybe she does to him, you know he has that wonky eye. OMG at Taylors boobs. The left one is up around her chin and huge and the right one is still mostly in her dress doing the downward dog. WHY DON’T HOUSEWIVES WEAR BRAS?
Questions for Taylor: Someone calls in and says to Taylor that she is her favorite housewife, and then Taylor says, “Will you please tweet Lisa Vanderpump and tell her that!” WTF? Even better, the caller then says, Anyway, my question is for Nigel….LOL. This show delivers. The caller asks Nigel other than Taylor and Lisa who would he most like to photograph. He says Kyle because she always seems to be posing on camera. Andy says, “and she has great hair!” and Taylor chimes in an slurs, “Those Japanese extensions are amazing!”
Caller asks Taylor if her Birkin bags the lawyers took were fake? Taylor said “Yes, but she had them evaluated before giving them to the people who wanted them for their wives to carry around town, and um…I assumed they were fake because everything about my life was fake.” Did I say she was drunk? She is BEYOND drunk. Andy asks about her new boyfriend saying she seems madly in love and Taylor says, “I am madly in love and I wish everyone could feel the love I have right now.” Andy says he wishes everyone could feel the booze high she is on right now. OMG. Yes.He.Did. This is the biggest trainwreck Taylor has been on TV. You guys all need to watch this.
Kyle tweeted that Taylor needs to admit she is joking about the Japanese extensions. Taylor says she is joking about them that Kyle has gorgeous hair.