After missing last week’s episode, I’m almost ready to get caught up on Vanderpump Rules again. It looks like Stassi is still with Frank. In fact they appear to be living together. Stassi apparently is one of those girls that has to have a live-in boyfriend at all times. Stassi and the minions have not made up. Overall, it seems that I’ve missed nothing.
Lisa and Ken are meeting with Melanie who is the publicist for SUR. I didn’t even know that was a job. Lisa is talking with Melanie about how great the reviews are and everything is peachy when Ken interrupts. Ken says that security walked into the bathroom and the other night and caught Jax and Lorilei naked having sex. Apparently this was after closing. The publicist says, “As your publicist, I have to say this is not a good look.” I think I could do this SUR publicist job.
It looks like Stassi and Scheana made up last episode as they are now eating a pre-shift meal together. One of the minions points out that Stassi is actually eating on the clock while she is doing all the set-up work. Laura Leigh and Jax are out on a date at Takami and she immediately drags him into the bathroom for, I assume a blowjob. Laura Leigh is totally into Jax. He is way better looking than anyone she has ever dated. She is gushing. Jax is not really that into her but he’ll take a blowjob in the bathroom. Laura Leigh has an annoying, squeaky little voice that would be enough to drive most men away.
Lisa calls them both in at work and says that they were caught having sex in the bathroom at work. Both deny it, and then Laura Leigh says, “We had sex at Takami!” as if that was somehow going to be helpful. Both of them continue to lie and the girl says. “If I were going to have sex in the bathroom I would lock the door!” That’s just like Jodi Arias saying if she had killed Travis Alexander she would have done it as humanely as possible. Lisa says, “If I find out this to be the truth, you will be out of here faster than you got in her knickers.” heh. Meanwhile they both know it’s true. And my bet is that it is Laura Leigh that gets fired. Lisa likes Jax.
One of the minions shows up to Stassi’s new apartment with wine to make up. The minion says she was trying to look out for her when Frank came into the picture. Wait, Jax gave their dog to some other girl? Tears everywhere. They hug it out.
Back at SUR Frank seems to have gone off on some patron cursing them out after the guy got pissed he was charged double for double martinis. I’ll spare you the word for word allegation, but I am now hopeful Frank is the one that gets fired. Lisa likes Stassi and Lisa likes Jax but Lisa doesn’t seem that fond of Frank or Laura Leigh. Perhaps she will make it a twofer. Stassi is planning on introducing Frank to her parents today. She’s been dating him for five minutes and it’s already meet the parents? Lisa wears a see through pink shirt with a black bra and a tight-fitting black skirt to the meeting with Frank. Frank also had an issue with Kyle previously. So Frank got fired. Frank is a douchebag. The lovely couple continues to lunch with Stassi’s parents (I actually think it might be Dad and Step-Mom) who are drinking tumblers of straight vodka and talking about how much they have had to drink since breakfast. Frank is thrilled to be around heavy drinkers and announces he just got fired as soon as he sits down. Dad says, “Great! Another unemployed boyfriend!” This is going well.
And my DVR forces me to change channels so I can’t tell you what happened after that. Me and this DVR are going to go a few rounds if this crap keeps up. sigh. So, what I miss? This show is actually half-way keeping my interest. Is anyone else still watching?