To be quite honest, I really don’t want to watch Shahs of Sunset anymore. I was lucky enough to befriend Asa, MJ and Reza before the show even started because I was the first blog to become obsessed with them. During season two, I am supposed to pick sides (and to a degree I have) and Reza has blocked me on twitter. Things are ugly and out of control on season two and I don’t like it. I can barely stand to watch tonight.
I’m already pissed. Suddenly Reza and Asa are friends. WHY? Because they were our two favorites last season. We should all forget that Reza was a little bitch to her last year. Also, I think I will just call Reza the faggot this season. I mean it as a term of endearment! How can no one see that! GAWD! It’s just like how he calls women bitches and hoes (including his own grandmother). Because who doesn’t think it is funny to call your elderly grandmother a bitch! So the fag goes to meet with Asa (see! It’s Soo funny! if you are in middle school) and she pretends to like him… Reza gives Asa a citrine for her show. I am pretty sure that her show is the finale. Is it time already?
Suddenly, Reza is the peacemaker. Bravo should make these fucktards stay in thier fake storyline on twitter. GG and Lilly? My TV may explode. Of course the convo is about how much surgery they have had done at age 30. GG has had her gums lightened. Lilly is pissed because she didn’t know that was a thing. She is off to call her doc. I think everyone goes snipe hunting after this scene.
Asa is REALLY getting the scenes. Reza must be pissed. Talking about Persian Palooza being in 3 days. Must be showing things way out of order. Asa would be a great closing scene. I wonder what was better. Oh I see that next week is the season finale. I knew that Persian Palooza was filmed as the finale. This season seems to have been both short and long at the same time.
Reza and GG scene. He is trying to get everyone together. Really? Doesn’t he blame MJ for not supporting him in his fight with GG? Now he is negotiating a peace treaty with GG and Asa? Can SOMEONE get the storyline straight? I thought that the reason he trashes MJ at every turn now was because of a mean email that GG sent to everyone about him and for MJ not cutting all ties with her because of that. What is then newest excuse for his mistreatment of MJ? I can’t seem to keep up.
MJ and her Mother. I just can’t. Her mother is horrible. Lilly cant pronouced hijab. SIGH. Therapy with MJ and her mom. MJ’s moms first thing is LISTEN TO ME! Manage your time. Don’t be late. Less shopping. Find the right man. MJ’s list is all about love and understanding and to stop criticizing. MJ’s mom is clueless.
So Sammy has everyone over to his house so that Reza can hold a peace conference. When GG comes in she snubs Asa despite the fact that she is there to apologize to Asa. I think GG was probably just nervous and uncomfortable and was worried that Asa would rebuff her if she tried the greet and kiss routine. Mike seems to realize that the season has ended and he hasn’t done anything interesting. He decides to start some beef with Omid. Omid is wearing some sort of feather contraption on his head. I really don’t know how to describe it to those of you not watching. It’s a big feather and it seems like it has been sewn into the middle of his head. He is also wearing some purpley pink britches. Remember at the beginning of the season when everyone was wondering if Omid plays for the other team? Let’s just say this outfit did nothing to quiet that sort of gossip. When Reza’s outfit is less gay than yours… you might want to sit quietly with yourself and listen to your inner feelings. In this feather get up, Omid decides to try to go all alpha male on Mike. At one point Omid wants to break Mike’s legs. I don’t get where Omid’s anger is coming from since Omid said he was the one talking shit around town.
GG begins to realize that her um…boyfriend, Omid Featherhead, is out doing her on the hair-trigger anger front, jumps up and grabs a lovely carving knife that seemed to be there just in case anyone needs a deadly weapon and announces if there is going to be a stabbing then she is going to be the stabber, dammit. Everyone gets seperated, Omid leaves, and the Asa-Gigi peace summit can finally begin. Asa fires the first shot telling Gigi shes a horrible souless person who she refuses to be friends with before Gigi can even get out the lines her therapist provided. The show abruptly ends, and will resume at the dinner party next week. I expect to see a Teresa Giudice type table flip. Then we will end with Persian Palooza.
I can’t imagine what this reunion willl be like. I ended last season suggesting that MJ move far, far away from the madness that is her “friends” and “family.” I stand by that suggestion this season.