Okay remember yesterday when we talked about the ridiculousness that is Adrienne Maloof’s new boytoy? You know, yesterday when we were wondering what someone in the middle of a child custody case was doing hanging out with a guy whose biggest claim to fame is being a heroin addict on Celebrity Rehab, and a wild little man child on some reality show even we didn’t watch? That guy with no actual job that anyone knows about who was arrested just five years ago for assaulting a married couple with a brick? Remember now? Well forget all that.Adrienne,
in a rare …oh wait, Adrienne, who has TMZ and Radar Online on speed dial has called up Harvey Levin over at TMZ to set us all straight on the facts. Adrienne tells TMZ that “she met 32-year-old Sean very recently through a mutual friend. Sean had wanted to pitch her a business idea and the two just hit it off.” Oh! So, Sean is a bidnizman now. And Adrienne, whose financial empire is collapsing all around her, is entertaining young men whose businesses need financing. Apparently, we were misled about Sean and he is really hiding an acute business acumen from the general public.
Adrienne describes young Sean to TMZ thusly, “Sean is a very funny guy. He’s very giving, he mentors at the mission, works with at-risk children, and gives his time and money to get children off the streets.” Apparently, he is like the male version of Mother Teresa only he has money. You know money that he donates to orphans that he has been earning with his business smarts.
So forget all that other stuff. We were apparerently misinformed and Sean is a lovely young man to bring home to your children. It’s perfectly normal to have someone you met “very recently” hanging out with your minor son. Because he’s a mentor and a businessman.