Adrienne is supposedly getting her groove back with a much younger man, Rod Stewart’s son, Sean. Y’all are going to have to explain this to me. It’s not the 19 year age difference that I am having trouble with…it’s everything. Adrienne seems very busy to me. She’s been going through a nasty, nasty divorce and leaking all sorts of things to the tabloids. She has her minions like Chef Bernie who she has to supervise. Oh! and those children of unknown origin. So to me she might be a bit to busy to go out looking for a new boytoy. That leads to the possibility that she has know him for a while. Maybe she babysat him as a teenager or something. Perhaps he reached out to her as a friend during the divorce and one thing lead to another. I could convince myself of that if it were not for her um…apparent dislike for men. Was there ever a single moment on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where anyone thought that maybe Adrienne and Paul were going to have a romantic evening? No. No, there was not.
Come on, we have all heard the “open marriage” rumors. First of all, open marriage can mean any number of things. Some marriages are open because the wife can no longer have sex for medical reasons, or they just don’t want to be bothered anymore so the man has sort of a free pass to go get some elsewhere. Some open marriages are swinger type situations where both parties are swinging from the chandeliers with other people. Some marriages are open because one or both parties are bisexual and they want to raise a family but still play for both teams. I’m just saying Adrienne does not strike me as the type to be unable to wait for her divorce to be final before having sex with a another MAN.
So my current theory (I am open to other suggestions as none of this makes sense to me), is that this is a publicity stunt. Adrienne may not have seemed into her husband, but she was very into publicity, she’s never kept on steppin’ past a step and repeat. All of her public posed positions scream look at me (and the MAN I am married to!) we are so happy for the entire two seconds it takes to snap the picture. Perhaps she is hiding a relationship of another sort by being so strategically public with this one. She seems to be literally parading Sean around town.
Problem solved? Not really. If your divorce is not final, the custody battle was bitter, and you need want a pretend boyfriend to cause a bit more drama, Sean Stewart is not your best choice. The only thing anyone knows about Sean is he was still flailing around in his late 20s (five or six years ago) on a really bad reality show about trying to figure out what to be when he grows up. The next year he was on Celebrity Rehab talking about his addictions and his insecurities about penis size and erectile dysfunction. His Celebrity Rehab Bio includes the following:
“Regarding what he’s been doing since high school, Sean says: “Lot of rehab. Lot of drugs. Heroin and pills. Lot of alcohol. And that’s about it. I don’t care what people think of me. I am funny, courageous, outgoing, not afraid to say what the hell I want. I have gotten smacked across the face a few times in my life. I have an outrageous mouth. I don’t know why. My dad must have been pretty wasted when he had me.”
He has had numerous arrests: June 2007 for assaulting a married couple with a brick; was sued for assaulting a man in a nightclub in January 2006; was arrested twice in 2002 for separate incidences of assault and drug possession.”
Yet Adrienne has supposedly been telling “sources” that they are very close and he is good with her kids. Am I the only one on countdown watch for Paul to go back to court and ask the judge not to let this guy around his sons? I honestly can’t see any logical reason for this “couple” to be together before the divorce papers have been signed by all parties. Can someone explain this to me?