On WWHL Mike seems to be trying to avoid the discussion of where exactly the diamond is in what Andy calls the big vat of Diamond water. Mike seems uncomfortable so Andy goes right to Kandi’s engagement! He asks if they have a date in mind and he asks if she would like to share. She says she doesn’t want to say it outloud because she doesn’t want anyone to steal her date! Andy laughs saying you are referring to Kim stealing your baby name. Kandi tries to pretend she was kidding.
Mike looks even hotter than usual tonight in his LA scarf indoors look. He says that everything is going great with the new girlfriend (On tonight’s episode of Shahs he took her home to meet his mother and it went better than expected. I just decided not to recap it.) Andy seems to have noticed the girlfriend wore a leather dress to Shabbat dinner. It didn’t catch my eye. Even weirder Mike is saying it was a two thousand dollar dress. Why would he even know that? I suppose it was a Bravo wardrobe job. Look I know plenty of rich people and they are not wearing two thousand dollar dresses to dinner with the boyfriend’s parents. Ridiculousness. Ah Mike is now saying he bought her the dress because Persian men take care of their women. Mike is that guy you know is schmarmy but you just can’t help but like him.
Andy asks Kandi what she thinks about Kenya’s song. Kandi says Kenya tried to get her to produce the song and she told her she is not doing any more housewives songs. Kandi said she liked the performance aspect and that Kenya is not trying to be a singer, she knows that she was just taking. So if she wants to have some fun, whatever. Andy wants to know if housewives from other cities have approached her and she says she has had one or two approach her about their music and tries to drop the subject. Andy wants to know who and suggests Gretchen as a choice and Kandi doesn’t want to say. I could see Melissa calling her if you ask me. Andy says it was Luann and Gretchen. Andy is such a bitchy little queen sometimes. I kinda love it. Then they showed a clip of George from Star Trek (Star Wars?) whatever the Asian dude who was on Apprentice. He did a hysterical version of Gone With the Wind Fabulous. Kandi says that was interesting.
Andy does a segment on the size of Mike’s penis. Because he is Andy. Mike says he is going to do Playgirl’s 40th anniversary issue. Shit. I may have to buy that. Is that wrong? I sorta wanna see if he walks the walk. Mike also gives Andy a topless photo of himself for the clubhouse. Or you know, Andy’s um private time.
Caller Question for Mike: Why are you doing Reza’s dirty work by calling GG and uninviting her to Mexico, it was not only a travesty, it wasn’t like you. Let Reza fight his own battles! Mike says…Listen when you have a close bond with someone you have to stand with them, and GG is insane so I had to uninvite her.
Caller question for Kandi: She has been watching Wendy Williams and reading blogs and she wants to know how she feels about people saying Todd is an opportunist. Andy says, is Wendy going off on Todd? Kandi says it irritates her when Wendy says that. Todd is a really good dude, he makes good money and he has never asked her for anything he contributes to what we have and he didn’t even want to be on the show. Andy backs her up on that saying he wanted him to be on the reunion last year and he wouldn’t come. Kandi says she is offended because it sounds like people think he couldn’t just like her for her.
Caller Question for Mike: What is your perspective on the whole MJ pill popping situation? Mike says he has never seen MJ popping pills, she is the life of the party and the whole thing was taken out of context. Andy asks if it was an invasion of privacy (um, YOU chose to air that segment, Andy). Mike says a little bit then something was bleeped.
Twitter questions for Kandi will there ever be an Xscape reunion and are you wearing your kegel balls. No to both. Andy asks if Riley knows about Bedroom Kandi, Kandi says yes.
Game Time! Kandi loves Krotchy. They have to guess the crotch of their castmates. It’s kinda funny but not recapable. lol. Mike knows Lilly’s crotch right away. I was embarrassed that I did really well at this game. Kandi gets a moustache mug and then asks Reza a question. WAIT WHUT? Yes, apparently Reza is in the clubhouse audience. Kandi says even her daughter is into the whole mustache craze.
The question was which do you prefer donkey bootie or stallion bootie. It was 81% donkey. Are you getting the message here Andy?