By the time I was recapping WWHL last night I was in the fourth quarter of the big Sunday night blogging game. There was so much crazy I didn’t report, like the fact that Andy made his executive producer dress up like Scarlett O’Hara and bartend. I sort of glossed over the fact that MJ, who I love and adore, appeared to be …um a bit zonked from the flight? One major thing I sort of ignored was that Kenya had a very loud Amen corner in the small studio. My understanding is that studio is basically the size of a shoebox and the audience is literally inches away and being served alcohol. So it is rather surprising that this doesn’t happen more often.
After the show last night, Kenya ignored the reality we all saw and tweeted from her own world about…well…how “fabulous” she was on the show. And she is up and at them early this morning tweeting again as if she is waking up after her first sold out concert at Madison Square Garden. It seems like she thinks all she has to do is keep saying she is fabulous and we will believe her. The interesting part of her tweets this morning was the above photo of her and her Aunt Lori. Now we know who the loud voice in the Amen corner was screaming as Kenya’s biggest fan. Mystery solved. More on the aftershow below..
I can’t help but watch the aftershow. Lilly tweeted in to WWHL that she has never been drunk in her life and that MJ needs to stop lying about her. MJ said on WWHL that she heard that Lily used to party hard. I must say MJ is rather a strange vehicle for salacious gossip about someone else’s drinking. MJ appears to be a bit tipsy when she gives her response saying that, “Everyone can see that Lilly’s gloves (? unintelligible) have been tirelessly devoted to trying to defame me…slander me… I don’t care…knock yourself out Lilly you’re just trying to draw attention to yourself, and I am over here doing my thing.” The aftershow was extremely short. Only seven minutes. Make of that what you will. Just saw the performance again. I needed to watch one more time for all of Andy and MJ’s antics during the song. Twirling and Makers Mark don’t mix. I’m just saying. Okay, I think I have gotten it all out.
Oh, did I hear it right? Did Andy said Jody Foster “came out” on Golden Globe last night? I deleted my DVR recording already…
She actually came out in 2007. Last night she did her brave little lesbian shtick. : yawn :
In this photo, Andy looks like Gong Show Chuck Barris but without the little ‘fro.
Good one Sally! I burst out laughing when I read it. I thought the same thing!!!
So that is really her aunt? She’s so beautiful and comes across as a classy lady. Too bad none of that rubbed off on Kenya through the years.
I loved, loved, loved that performance. Especially the dancers! Go Kenya!
Hi Tamara, After reading your recap on WWHL last night I was afraid to watch it but was curious so I stayed up and watched it; well other than the performance of kenya it was not that bad. I enjoyed MJ, yes she seemed tipsy but was well Mj. For some reason Kenya’s fake and attention seeking laugh ddin’t bothered me last night.
Kenya looks like a cheap street corner hooker.
Oh my goodness! I am still laughing Tamara at your last few posts! You are hilarious and I am so enjoying your well written articulate and witty pieces! Now I need to go watch all that I have missed! Thank you for your daily gift of your brilliant blog! xoxoxxo
Kenya is Fab-U-lous. But not in a “Gone in the Wind” kind of way….
Kenya’s full-on Norma Desmond fab in a “I’m ready for my close-up Mr. Cohen” way!
I :heart: her 🙂
Did they reveal the poll results?
Andy said she lost the poll and that he ran out of time to give the results. He promises to reveal tonight. My guess is so that he can mock her (more, or Moore if you will) now that she is out of the clubhouse.
There have been some very questionable musical performaces by the housewives but last night’s Kenya addition to the group really did set my teeth on edge. She really never did “sing” a note – it was pure talking with music in the background. Don’t leave your day job sister.
Kenya needs to stop lying.. we all know her booty is fake… it doesn’t jiggle. Tamara anyway to expose her?
If your butt doesn’t giggle, it is fake? I never knew that!