This should be interesting to say the least. We are barely in the show five minutes and I am already sick of all of this Gone With the Wind crap. Kenya is recapping the her experience working with Phaedra. Kenya says they were such good friends until the business deal went bad.
Andy asks about MJ and Lilly and how different their behavior was in Cabo. MJ basically says the Lilly is a buzzkill and she is the life of the party. Personally, I think they both need to move to the middle of the spectrum a bit.
Andy asks about WalterGate2012. Kenya says they don’t have enough time in the show. She says her relationship with Walter was real. MJ jumps in to agree saying she could see the genuine emotion in Kenya when watching the show. MJ needs to rewatch the show sober. Even the castmates admit there was no chemistry at all between the two of them. Andy asks what would motivate Walter to say the relationship was fake if it was not true. Kenya says that Walter said in his interview that Kenya said some things about his sexuality. Kenya is trying to imply that Walter told her in Anguilla that he was gay, without actually saying it. She is also saying that Walter asked her to move to Atlanta. Does she really think anyone (except MJ) is buying what she is selling? Kenya says he did it as a counter-move and to put her role on the show in jeopardy. MJ chimed in a couple times while Kenya was talking to agree with her. Kenya says that she and Walter have not spoken since the lake.
Andy asks if men are interested in her since her appearance on the show and Kenya cackles and says, “of course! I am fabulous!” Andy points out that some may find her scary. Kenya says trust me, I am a perfect girlfriend! MJ turns to Andy and says, “Don’t you think it is fair that I am allowed to weigh in on this?” Andy says sure and MJ says that what happened with Walter was a blessing in disguise. Kenya then screams out, “I’m SINGLE!” and Andy rolls his eyes and says “Oh Headline News! She’s Single!”
A caller asks MJ about how Reza is treating her this season. Reza says she feels 100% betrayed. Andy asks about the pills. MJ says she told everyone she was taking a pill to get some sleep on the flight. Andy says the flight was three hours. MJ says the car picked us up in the middle of the night. I was not taking medication recreationally, I was taking it for it’s intended purpose. I do not take any drugs recreationally.
Andy talks about the impending Kenya performance of Gone With the Wind Fabulous and says he predicts it will be an instant hit on the drag queen circuit. He also pointed out that in a WWHL poll 94% of people said she did NOT look like Beyonce. Kenya says people are always mistaking her for Beyonce. Andy looks pretty uncomfortable with both of his guests by the way. He seems to be subtly jabbing Kenya a lot. I think both guests have been hitting the booze.A male Kenya fan calls in says that Nene was on Wendy Williams recently talking about Kenya’s fake storyline. He wants to know if Kenya and Nene have had a talk about the fake storyline. Kenya says that Nene is very supportive of her. Kenya says that she spoke with Nene and just told her that is how she felt at the time.
A caller wants to know if MJ regrets not inviting GG to her birthday or Cabo. MJ says no. She did not want to enable GG’s behavior.
Question for Kenya. Is that a fake butt? Kenya does the shocked face laugh and says it’s all real. She’s a terrible liar. MJ steps in to intervene once again and says that if you have fat injected into your butt you can say it is all real. MJ says she thinks Lisa Vanderpump does the ass injections. Newflash MJ, Kenya has butt implants. Kenya argues that there has been no surgical pumping into the Vanderpump rump. Kenya says when you have an extraordinary ass people just assume it is fake. No Kenya when your ass blows up to five times its previous side in a week people know you got implants. Stop acting like this is the first time you are hearing that people know you have implants. Andy really does not like Kenya.
Time for the ear bleeding. OMG she has on skin-tight gold pants. Has she been wearing them all night? SHE HAS TWO MALE GAY BACKUP DANCERS! I am half a line into the song and have to stop to catch my breath. This is unbelievably awful. The dancers are so hysterical I can’t even pay attention to the stupid song. She is not signing by the way. Or rapping. It’s more like reading some lyrics out loud while the two gayest men on the planet go into indescribable histrionics behind her. The whole song is you say I am fake, old, ghetto, ugly, crazy, broke, single, done, etc. well think I’m fabulous. At the end of the song Kenya and the two dudes fall out on the ground. Andy does not disclose the results of the poll question which was, “Is Kenya Gone With The Wind Fabulous?” Maybe MJ was the only person in the world who didn’t vote “no?”
Edited to include Walters Tweets during show:
Walter Jackson@mrwalterjackson
Hi @BravoAndy, I am willing to come on your show and prove that we hadn’t seen or talked to each other until the show started taping.
Basically his tweets verified once again that he was not really dating Kenya. She asked him to fake it for the show. He was not paid anything for his performance . He did not ask her to move to Atlanta, she “moved” here for the show. They have not spoken since he stopped filming.
Here I was, firmly on Team MJ… and then she goes and sticks up for Kenya. *Kenya*. Fo reals??? Kenya?!?
Her songs melody sounds like rip off of the Scissor Sisters, “Lets Have a KikI”…
….and I really was waiting for some fabulous camel toe when she turned around wearing those gold tights.
Andy tweeted that lenya lost the poll but won the erformance. More evidence Andy does coke. Also, @mrwalterjackson tweeted @BravoAndy and said he’d be willing to come on to prove it was fake.
Wow he needs to prove it, I always thought he may be not into Kenya or maybe women.
The problem is that Kenya is going around saying he’s gay because he won’t marry her, old technique to shame him into marrying her. We know it’s fake because remember over a year ago there was comments and stories that Kenya didn’t live in Atlanta and that she moved from LA to Atlanta for the show. If this isn’t the case Kenya how in gods name did you meet Walter if you lived in LA. And if you are plush with money why didn’t you buy your house intsead of renting it with money orders.
There are a lot of peole that have long distance relationships. EX: Cynthia and Peter, Kim K and Reggie Bush, Chad O. and Evelyn L. Walter acknowleged on the show that they had dated, now he says it was a lie. Every person that lives in Atlanta does not own a home. Some rent, some purchase!
OMG! This is a funny blog! I started watching WWHL but it was too painful I had to stop. Glad you watched it instead. That was 15 wasted minutes of my life I’ll never get back….
I don’t think you can prove Kenya is lying! Walter’s word vs Kenya’s word. Walter wants to.be on WWHL to prove he is telling the truth. If Walter had actual proof, then why did he not present it in the original interview? Walter keeps changing his story. Walter should just keep his mouth shut and move on.
Of course he can prove it was fake. I am sure he has the texts that people so stupidly send these days on his phone. Why should Walter have to shut up? He wasn’t expecting her to go all fatal attraction on him and try to marry him on a reality show!
If knew they were both faking it, what difference would it make? He knew he wasn’t going to marry her.
If Walter knew they were both faking it, what difference would it make? He knew he wasn’t going to marry her. He acts like they were not sleeping together.
They probably weren’t! If they were they’d have some chemistry but they didn’t.
Kenya dating Walter is just as fake as her ASS!!!
I have always enjoyed watching WWHL, but watching Kenya sing was Ridiculous! Now I am more than convinced that Kenya Moore is broke and subjected herself to all this BS for money.
Some of you who saw that are going to have to talk to me about those “dancers” where on earth did they get them? Did Andy hire them? Did Kenya know what they were even doing behind her back? It was insane and y’all are acting like it didn’t even happen.
While Kenya was ripping off Scissor Sisters melody, her dancers were ripping off dancers from Madonna circa 1990. Strike a pose.
Grace Kelly, Harlow Jean, crazypants beauty queen.
lmfao!!!!!! Go gurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am still too shocked after watching Kenya and the dancers to reply.
I need brain bleach.
Amen.
You could see that Andy was getting his rocks off watching those dancers!! Kenya is beyond a train wreck and Andy was reading her left and right!! I loved it!!
Also, I don’t know which housewife WWHL performance was worse!! Kim sitting on a bar stool singing along to the Google Me track, Kenya and her solid gold dancer pants and gay twirlers, Miss Lawrence and his science fair project head piece, or Gretchen sounding like Brittany Spears pre-auto tune. Ugh!!
You forgot to include Danielle and her lesbian “lover” duet
What was the result of the Poll? 100% No? Wont be surprised.
MJ is such a hot disgusting mess on the show I don’t understand how she can watch herself & not cringe. Why so many people keep telling her how awful Reza & Asa are to her & she is so great is disturbing Or maybe people just love train wrecks
IMO, the dancers behind Kenya? At the eleventh hour she sent some assistant to run down to 42nd street and just grab the first two gay guys she could….and that’s what happened!
i normally dont watch WWHL, after reading yall comment i cant wait to see it
For a woman who loves her booty, she couldn’t have picked a worse pair of pants to highlight it. SHINY HOT PANTS are the debbil and I have NEVER seen a woman or man look good in them. Honestly, the dancers were EVERYTHING. They were the best part of the performance IMO. They were provided courtesy of the House of Fabulous Wind LOL
Is there a way for us to start a campaign to get Walter on WWHL? Andy and Walter simply must meet and discuss Fake Relationship Gate -without having Kenya’s crazy butt present. At the very least, I do hope Walter isn’t excluded from the reunion show… Bright side, her face texture looked a lot more smooth on WWHL
One last thing, did anyone think it was extreme that Kandi threatened to “f#ck someone up about her man”? I mean I get warning Kenya not to discuss business at the party. That totally made sense but unless I missed something her threat seemed a wee bit over the top. Any way, I think it’s beautiful how Kandi throws her full self into love. She just wants it so bad and she she is comfortable with sharing that desire and vulnerability on screen. I hope and am truly prayerful that Todd is the real deal. Based on what I have learned about her on the show, she really deserves to have happiness in her love life…
Yes, Kandi’s sayingbthat took me aback too. Weird. I think.maybe she was doing a little mean girls action with Phaedra or something. idk
Oh. Dear. Lord. I can’t quite shut my mouth…huh, wth was that. I think I just got hit by a Mac truck.
Ok I never noticed this before but they had a diva fan on Kenya the entire show. Is that the norm? For all that shit she talks she sure lets everyone read her ass. She’s a obvious kiss ass and no one likes those.
She is God forbid awefull. And what is up with ATTENTION WHORE MJ? Tamara you didnt mention her overly making fish faces while Andy was introducing Kenya for that aweful karaoke performance we were subjected too. My eyes still hurt and ears ringing. She need lessons from Ms. LAWRENCE.
etch a sketch !!!!!!
i thought the performance was so funny ! o was describe up o thought it was good. it made me laugh. no judge ment…she was funny
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I just read that Walter text Andy last night and wants to come on WWHL to set the record straight and he has proof he and Kenya hadn’t been dating or communicating until she asked him to film this show!!! I sure hope Andy has him – ratings GOLD! I think ol Kenya duped Andy and Bravo, not just Walter! lol
Walter is going hard at Kenya. I think there’s more to his story too.
I thought that mj and Kenya were going to throw down. Kenya was all like, shut up. And mj was all like “she’s being mean. Whaaaa”. Anyhow, mj seemed a little…like she just got off a 3 hour flight ?
Oh c’mon.
I thought Kenya’s performance was fabulous, actually. She has a great sense of humor and is the first one to laugh at herself. The song was (blessedly) short and the “twirl” part was infectious. She was smart to have those gay boys with their riveting dance routine. They were hilarious.
What did you expect, Adele?
The funniest thing was watching Andy dance and lip sync behind the bar. He’s really trying to sell it to us.
PS I think MJ was stoned out of her mind.
Thank you! I totally agree. I think Kenya is having a blast and the “performance” and song is more tongue in cheek than her being delusional. She’s definitely does not appear to be taking herself seriously and loving her time in the spotlight.
Keep twirling girl!
OMG, I can’t believe how REALLY BAD that song and her performance really is! She is really desperate to make a name for herself somehow. My ears hurt now. Kenya Krazy….is not just a saying, it’s the Krazy truth! As for MJ, drag queen vampy (my apologies to drag queens everywhere) and another bad outfit/bad make-up. She really needs a stylist. Her clothes are the wrong color and always WAY too tight for her robust figure! In person it’s probably just funny, on camera it’s a desperate trainwreck. Both could be such beautiful women…
In the words of the comedian , whose name escapes me, “I like the country Kenya better”
I think she was pretty good. The song sucked and she is nuts but I thought she performed it ok. The outfit she wore could have been worn on Soul Train. LOL
They need to get Walter on the show!
I think Walter agreed to be her boyfriend. When Kenya pushed the crazy marriage script he was like HELL NO! By the end I think he was just so over her and he just could not fake it anymore.
Remember since they were faking their relationship for the camera, the first time Walter and Kenya were alone in a room overnight was when the famous shower scene occurred. I think she really thought that he was going to make love to her and fall in love.
He went to bed because he forgot to review his script.
I strongly disagree with y’all who think Kenya is in on the joke. I believe she lives in a magical land of kookoo crazy. I’m just saying. 🙂 But feel free to give her the benefit of the doubt. I suppose someone needs to.
the performance was funny she was having fun take a second look…. funny it was good.
Look at Andy trying to be all “60 Minutes” with Kenya. He knows Kenya’s relationship with Walter was fake. Andy will never have Walter on WWHL, he doesn’t want everyone to know how phony all these story lines are. Love or hate Kenya, you have to hand it to her. She is a smart cookie, she know how to bring the drama which will ensure her being signed up for next season. Right now other than Kenya and Nene, no one on that show has a story line worth caring about.
On buttgate, I don’t think MJ was on Kenya’s side at all. She was being subtle, but that was a read. MJ looked at Kenya trying to laugh off the butt question saying it was real. MJ turns to Andy and says you can call it real if they use your own fat, basically calling Kenya a liar. Loved it! (Kenya looked extra fake next to MJ’s realness) Was it just me, or could y’all hear Phaedra laughing her donkey booty off somewhere? What is Kenya’s exercise video going to be called now? How to plump up your fake butt so you can tell your fake boyfriend to fake kiss it and other lies?
OK, I’m off to read Tam’s next blog on the subject!
People say Kenya has butt implants, but last night she didn’t look very big.
I haven’t seen either episode yet but I recorded them to watch when I get a chance. I just was too exhausted and konked out early. I think I am starting to strongly dislike Andy. He reallly loathes women! Poor MJ needs rehab and a stylist. and a shrink a good one. She is a hot mess poor gal. Kenya I admit I get a kick out of her madness. How much longer is Atlanta on? Feels like we been watching like fifty episodes already while Miami was over way to fast.
I find Kenya and her fake storyline unbearable. Of course, it looks like something compared to Kandi baking cookies. How did that make the cut. Andy clearly dislikes Kenya. Last night she had so much coverup on her splotchy face, it looked like she had a mustache. With so many attractive women in Atlanta, why did they import her? BRAVO please delete her, permanently.
Make her Kenya Usedtobe once again.
Totally agree with Charley!!!!!!!
Ok I can’t stand Kenya but that performance wasn’t too bad. Don’t get me wrong, the song’s crap, but compared to other Housewives’ performances, it was pretty good. Kim’s Google Me was way worse.
Cmon people. The song and performance were done in fun. She doesn’t take her self too serious and she has a great sense of humor. I thought it was fabulous…especially the fan blowing her hair and the dancers in the back. She’s definitely lying about Walter though. Clear as day, he was a poser. He was not her man prior to the show.
*Now twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl!!!* Loved it!
If Kenya was really smart, she would have simply confessed that although she and Walter weren’t dating at the time, I had hoped I could somehow bring him around during the shows taping and it just didn’t work out that way….instead, this lyin sac of tarnished crowns is putting the blame on everybody but herself…what a loser this chic is. As for her performance on the show….listen, the girl knows how to work an audience….but seriously, nobody is buying her bull, not even Andy. Kenya sadly is gonna be alone for a very very very long time…until she admits she’s a drama queen diva that simply turns people off….in short, get over your damned self