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Kenya Moore is Fabulous Like the War of Northern Aggression

January 10, 2013 by tamaratattles 41 Comments

kenyaprettyontheoutsideOh dear Lord. I kept seeing things on my twitter about Kenya having a song coming out. Tonight on WWHL Andy played a bit of it. It’s clear she wrote the lyrics herself. They include things like, “You think I am Crazy, but I’m really fabulous. I’m Gone With The Wind Fabulous. I’m Gone With the Wind Fabulous. Now twirl, twirl, twirl.” I think she also mentions being ghetto, or from the hood, and single, and well if she was interviewed by a third grader and that third grader wrote a song for his class project, it would be better than this song.

KenyaBarbadosOne has to wonder if Kenya is familiar with the movie Gone With The Wind at all. I’ve seen the movie and I must have missed the fabulous part. Was it when the yankees came in and took all of Scarlett’s stuff leaving her with nothing but some green velvet curtains? I don’t think the black folks in the movie were having a very fabulous time. You know that whole slavery thing was sort of a bummer. There was no twirling in Gone With The Wind.  There were some leg amputations, but no twirling. Also, General Sherman was busy trying to burn all of Atlanta to the ground. The movie’s heroine has two husbands die before the movie two-thirds over. Fabulous. An intelligent person would realize how foolish the comment and the twirling were. Kenya draws more attention to her crazy. SMH

So tune in to WWHL on Sunday if you dare… Kenya will be performing live. Allegedly. I’m sure it will be fabulous, just not in the way Kenya thinks.

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  1. Jerseygirl says

    January 10, 2013 at 11:55 pm

    Love this post!!!

    Reply
  2. Brooklyngirl28 says

    January 11, 2013 at 12:11 am

    Thank you Tamara for keeping it honest. i’m sure my tweet to Kenya got me blocked but my ears were bleeding!! lol, like you I read the book and saw the movie…what was fabulous about slavery and war?The only thing that comes across real about Kenya is her desperation…hell if she didn’t block me I’m going to block myself . I just can’t any Moore ( pun intended)

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  3. Gbell says

    January 11, 2013 at 12:17 am

    She’s about as stable as Gary Busey at an Oktoberfest.

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  4. Paula Lee says

    January 11, 2013 at 12:40 am

    Wow what is going with these housewives, they are going beyond their fame

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  5. Ms Urethra Franklin says

    January 11, 2013 at 1:35 am

    OMG that artist portrait of Kenya is everything!
    Her ombre hair, her ombre skin, her scowled expression with craycray rageful eyes, her textured skin with shine included.

    TT if you are testing us with your new forum rules, I just failed.

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    • Gela916 says

      January 13, 2013 at 10:26 am

      I don’t think u failed. That portrait reminds me of the Chris Rock/Bill Murray movie Osmosis Jones.

      #filthyface

      Reply
  6. AMA says

    January 11, 2013 at 1:46 am

    Singing? More like caterwauling. And the subject matter…what an idiot!

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  7. Pinky says

    January 11, 2013 at 6:25 am

    LOL Love this site and love these comments

    Reply
  8. Shellbelle says

    January 11, 2013 at 6:44 am

    Reading this first thing this morning made my day! The blog and the comments are fabulous!

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    • DJ says

      January 11, 2013 at 7:48 am

      Gone with the Wind fabulous?

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  9. Ncfinedime says

    January 11, 2013 at 9:00 am

    So funny I thought the same thing. What is Gone with the Wind fabulous. Nothing fabulous about that. I think if I see someone with that shirt on Ill slap the shyt outta them on principle alone

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  10. Valley Girl says

    January 11, 2013 at 10:28 am

    Ok TT, although Ms Moore makes it difficult I try to be obedient, so I will adhere to your request and keep it as compassionate as I can – I will just default to what a lot of women (especially in the south) say when they don’t want to be overly disrespectful …..

    Bless her heart, poor thing 🙁

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  11. Nicole says

    January 11, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Your blog is too funny!

    Reply
  12. Stephen (@NewJerzeyBoy) says

    January 11, 2013 at 11:34 am

    If only they had burned down Atlanta we would not be subjected to this season of RHOA, it’s quite boring. Kenya’s song sucks, but it might become popular on ITunes and the dance clubs. Remember “Tardy For The Party”.

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    • I'm the genius here says

      January 14, 2013 at 3:51 pm

      They DID burn down Atlanta. Geesh…

      Reply
  13. Julius Maloney (@juliusmaloney) says

    January 11, 2013 at 11:36 am

    Kenya is trying every which way but loose (oh dang I think she tried that too) to remain relevant as her ‘relationship’ blows up in her face & there is real questions about her role on RHOA. The fact that she is trying to create her own catchphrase says so much about her desperation. Even Chateau Shereè inspired others to create songs around “Who Gone Check Me Boo” she didn’t mix it herself.

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  14. Vp says

    January 11, 2013 at 11:55 am

    She clearly has no ability to feel embarrassment.

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    • Sarah says

      January 14, 2013 at 2:48 am

      So, true…!

      Reply
  15. Vette_Cee says

    January 11, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    I think her dellusional ego won’t let her check herself to feel any embarrassment. She just keeps giving us material lol I’ll give her that. It’s like you don’t even have to say anything for the jokes.

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  16. michelle says

    January 11, 2013 at 12:43 pm

    All I have to say is “booty crack, I see booty crack Kenya!” Maybe she should practice what she preaches.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 11, 2013 at 12:51 pm

      In keeping with the kinder, gentler me in 2013, I’d like to defend Kenya by saying it looks like she may have dropped a load in her swimsuit. Sometimes the bathrooms are really far away on remote tropical beaches. #compassion

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      • DJ says

        January 11, 2013 at 7:12 pm

        “Dropped a load”. I thought the same thing when I saw the picture!

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        • tamaratattles says

          January 11, 2013 at 7:16 pm

          See? You are compassionate too! YAY for compassion in 2013!

          Reply
  17. no name maddox says

    January 11, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    ‘war of northern aggression’.. i’ve always been tickled by that phrasing.. thanks for the smile today TT ! 🙂

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  18. Barbara says

    January 11, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    Kenya is so OTT that she makes me giggle. I kind of in a sideways way admire her. She’s taken her looks and very limited talent and is making herself into a force to be dealt with. And, if she weren’t on the show this season….I would probably not be watching.

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  19. Hmm says

    January 11, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    The song is dumb and she is trying every trick in the book. Andy might be misguided enough to put her back on next season, which would be tragic.

    This season is a snooze mess fest. Kenya ruined her attempt with too many calculated extras that did not translate well to reality televsion.

    She thought this was a part she was playing in one of those G list movies in her IMDB profile. Well, sadly, I am here to tell her that it is not. It is also not a chitterling circuit gospel play. You cannot just create an identity for yourself and ‘act’ scenes with your beau for hire.

    Bravo better get it together. Even if you remotely enjoy this season, Bravo, Kenya and Walter violated some major reality television codes. The cast is supposed to portray their actual lives on some real level.

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    • Katrina says

      January 11, 2013 at 5:33 pm

      What Rules? Kenya’s word against Walter’s word.

      Reply
  20. KrissyB says

    January 11, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    So glad someone finally stated the absurdity of using the phrase “Gone With the Wind Fabulous”!! Who was fabulous?? Scarlett? Please! She’s almost, yes almost, as flawed of a character as Kenya herself. I do love watching a good train wreck though. To be fair, Kenya has done an excellent job of keeping her name on our lips, which I suppose was her intent. So WTG girl! ( and am I the only one who thinks she’s actually pretty on the outside???)

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 11, 2013 at 3:56 pm

      Yes, yes you are. 🙂 But it’s okay. We’re trying not to be so judgey here this year.

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    • Hmm says

      January 11, 2013 at 4:00 pm

      Forgot to mention. There was a FAB fashion moment in Gone With the Wind.

      When ol’ girl needed money and went to visit ol’ dude in the jail, Mammy helped her make a Fab dress out of old curtains or something. She looked Fab and the dress had lots of volume. Some real design on a dime type ish.

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      • KrissyB says

        January 11, 2013 at 4:06 pm

        Haha! Thanks TT! I was offering up something nice after being not so nice. 😉 and Hmm: I get that moment. I prefer the red dress at Ashley’s bday party myself. But I still don’t think even that’s what Kenya was referring to. I seriously think she “moved” into ATL and thought she’d make herself a catch phrase….. And it worked. As silly as it is. 🙂

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      • Shellbelle says

        January 12, 2013 at 7:56 am

        That’s right! She used the green velvet curtains trimmed in gold roping to make her dress… And she looked fabulous! Kenya sadly, has yet to look so fabulous… I suppose in her mind she is Scarlett o’hara. Hey TT, maybe you could write an awesome blog ( in only a way that you can) comparing Kenya and Scarlett! Now that would be gone with the wind fabulous?

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  21. Mocha_2009 says

    January 11, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Kenya is doing her thing! If nothing else she has everyone talking about how kookoo crazy she is. Of course this song is her capitalizing on what everyone has been talking about – her bizarre “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” twirl! I’ve even found myself doing it when I received a giant leopard print moomoo for Christmas! The t-shirts and the song are just part of the game, the drag my 15 minutes of reality show fame out as long as possible game.

    Without her utter foolishness this season would be rather boring. Porscha is bringing the dumb dumb and Kenya is bringing the cray cray:)

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  22. soccermop59 says

    January 12, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    You really gotta feel sorry for a woman who thinks her antics on a reality show has somehow elevated her to some level of prestige, when in fact, its made her look like the ugly and desperate. I can’t wait to get her spin on how she’s gonna explain herself. Its one thing to be proud of coming from the hood, its another thing to act like it at age 40. She is clearly a hood rat, but uses this last century title of USA to mask it. I literally cringe watching her belittle her title, beg a guy to love her, all on national tv. If your a 40 year old woman and the only guys you can attract are abusers and non interested prop men and you’re a former Miss USA??? I’d start rethinking the way I do my business, cause something ain’t right with this chic!!

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  23. teecee66 says

    January 12, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    I really hate the caracature. It’s mean and not very 2013.

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 12, 2013 at 10:11 pm

      you are just interpreting as mean. looks just like her. what’s the problemo?

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  24. teecee66 says

    January 12, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    She has hair all over her face. And her scalp is nappy and her hairline has pubes. Other than that, she looks beautimous.

    Speaking of: did you watch the honey boo boo Halloween special? Are you watching tods in tiaras and dance moms?

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 12, 2013 at 11:15 pm

      i knew it was you when i read “her hairline has pubes.” do watch dance moms on DVR and you all are not worthy of my opinion on that. I keep that for ME.

      Reply
  25. FLA-Beth says

    January 13, 2013 at 4:50 pm

    I agree with you Shellbelle that i guess Kenya thinks she is Scarlett. But, Kenya does realize that yes, Scarlett was the “heroine” of the movie. But when it comes down to it, Scarlett was vain, self-centered and spoiled. Well, then she sure is like Scarlett!

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  26. Charley says

    January 14, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    Love the “portrait”. Puuuurfect!

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 14, 2013 at 4:49 pm

      It’s David Gilmore from PrettyontheOutside.com There is so much more cool stuff over there. GO LOOK!

      And he has a store on Etsy if you want to buy one of his originals. 🙂 http://www.etsy.com/shop/Davidgilmore

      Reply

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