Okay, I am trying to recap Vanderpump Rules and it seems so far they have not even had an…introduction. What is the technical term for when the title of the show comes on the TV and they play the theme song? Is there going to be one of those or will this forever be the last hour of RHOBH? I’m picking up where I left off last night for RHOBH. Brandi is gone and Lisa is consoling Sheana. Sheana is talking about how hard it was for her when it all came out in the tabloids and she was labeled a home wrecker. The rumors I heard were that Scheana herself took the story to the tabloids. Meanwhile, I love Lisa and really want to believe that she is the person we see on TV but I just have this feeling she has a decent-sized meanstreak beyond what we see on RHOBH.
So the set up is that Scheana is the poor misunderstood home wrecker and the other servers led by Stassi are mean to her. Let’s watch… Oh here is the intro with the music six or seven minutes after the hour. And, I am already annoyed by Stassi. SUR is the only restuarant in Hollywood that is nothing but wannabe actresses and models? Really? I’m pretty sure that is most every restuarant and 69% of the kids sleeping at the Greyhound Bus Station on Magnolia Boulevard.
That one girl that said in her talking head that everyone who works at SUR is good looking isn’t much to look at. And why is Scheana saying she is the new girl when she has been there three years according to Lisa? Scheana is prettier than the other girls who are already being mean to her for the evil crime of taking drinks to some uglier girls table. Okay I am totally going to be team Scheana. Sorry y’all. This blonde bitch who went to a private all girls school in New Orleans (lol um, I’m not even going to explain the New Orleans public school system here but suffice it to day going to private school in New Orleans qualifies you to be a waitress. Which she is.) Oh that dirty blonde was Stassi?
Ah, I see. Scheana worked at Villa Blanca before and Lisa moved her to SUR for the show. Scheana made the best tips and Kristen made the second highest tips. Lisa says that is why she is still here. Kristen is the one I said was not that attractive. I’ve never in my life even seen a place where they know who made the most tips, let alone discussed it later. It seems rather tacky.I’m liking the scene with the two hot guys in the bar ragging about Stassi. That was clearly the set up, but the waitress interaction seemed really genuine. “Is that the gay bar?” A better question would have been. “Is that the straight bar?” because it’s West Hollywood, a magical place that is gayer than Atlanta!
Scheana is a singer. Well, she claims that she was recruited to be a singer because she looks like Britney Spears. There is a long standing blind item at a certain other blog I like about an A list pop singer who can’t actually sing. All the clues lead to Britney. I’m just saying. Scheana’s boyfriend seems very normal. Scheana admits she is a performer not a singer. In the studio she is making some um..noises and is asked to be “less phone sex operator and more porn star.” Now there is a fine tuned vocal instruction.
Stassi and the two brunettes (Katie and Kristen?) are talking about Scheana and the brown-haired girls are trying to get Stassi to give her a chance. Scheana is on her high horse about how Scheana destroyed a marriage and a family. Chile please. Scheana got some sex and a pair of earrings from a dude who was and likely still is sleeping with half of LA. Eddie Cibrian has his pants around his ankles way more than he has them around his waist. You’re just wishing you would have gotten a go. I predict Scheana will be boinking Jax by episode three.
Lisa, Ken and the other owner of SUR are sampling sushi options to add to SUR. And they are taking about Stassi. This is worse than every RHOA scene being people talking about Kenya. Whoever the jackass of the show is gets all the focus and that is why we have so many jackholes on these shows now! Apparently Stassi is Lisa’s daughther, Pandora’s friend. Really? I find that hard to believe.
On to Kristen and Tom. I can’t imagine having sex with a metrosexual. I’ve had sex with gay men who were butcher than Tom. Oversharing? Maybe. But true. He carries a fucking murse. I’m just saying.
Apparently SUR has a choice of uniforms and Scheana chose the same one that Stassi works in. I love Scheana. (Sorry Brandi, love you too!) Stassi gets Scheana to do her sidework, and it backfires big time.
Next scene is the boys. Tom is behind the bar. Is that the same metrosexual Tom or a new one because this Tom’s hair looks like he ran a comb full of olive oil over it ten times and just let’s the oil fly all in the drinks. Sorry I have facial recognition problems. Oh Jax asked about Kristen so I guess it is the same one. I reckon I might have done him in college but these are not exactly the hottest bartenders in the world. Katies’s boyfriend’s hair is bad. Tom looks good in his talking head!
Jax and Stassi are setting us up for the breakup. I imagine this happened BEFORE filming and that is why Stassi is such a jackhole.
I liked Vanderpump rules, but I’ve been drinking Dominican beer and haven’t eaten so…I reserve the right to change my mind.
If this were a show with legit actresses and good writers…I might be able to watch it, that shit was just too staged and manufactured for me to get into. What workplace would being rude in front of customers be acceptable? Seems like the poor persons Hills…Stassi and Schenna…their names couldn’t be any more perfect lol.
I liked it and bought the itunes season pass. Love Lisa telling Shaena that polishing glasses wasn’t her job. Though I typically don’t watch the 20something year olds in reality shows I plan on watching this one. Shaena really grew on me during the show too. Love Brandi still!
At first I was confused about Shaena being new too. Also the way they share tips, a former room mate of mine worked in a place that did it that way. It sucked for her as she worked her ass off while others were lazy. She didn’t stay there long!
Betta keep drinking. I hope it gets better but I’m not sure. Cheers.
They should just put Stassi on a show with the morally corrupt Faye Resick, Reza, Lilly, Asa and Gigi let them all beat up on each other and call it a day.
I stopped watching 10 minutes into the show. Complete and utter rubbish
I’d bet those bullets (that’s what they’re called im the restaurant biz) that they we’re sitting on in the alley were probably ones that are too messed up to use inside the restaurant anymore. Ripped or stained, etc. I used to work at a really high.end restaurant where we not only had bullets, but would also retire them when they got messed up. I had so much to say about this show right after I watched it, but am so shot right now I can’t think if anything except that I think Bravo must have some sort of deal with Don Julio liquor because I noticed that Greg went out of his way to make it clear that they were doing shots of it when all the guys were doing shots on the last episode of RHOA, and again they made it clear when the guys were doing shots on Vanderpump rules.
When I watch this show I think of that MTV show where a bunch of young people, who have never met each other, live in a house together? cannot think of the name for the life of me.
Anyway, can not stand Stassi already. Like Scheana, even if she is a homewrecker to a man that keeps his pants down around his ankle. I hope Lee Ann R. catches diseases ’cause he’s going to do it again. Jax is hot and Tom and his hair product is not. And his girlfriend is not pretty, but she is nicer than wanna-be-actress Stassi.
I liked the show but I’m partial to Lisa!! I almost felt sorry for Scheana until it was revealed that she sold the stories to the tabloids!! I really hope Stassi is acting because if not she’s a total beyotch!!
I just watched Lisa on Wendy Williams. They showed a Stassi clip ….. I guess they see that she’s reality “gold”. I’ll watch every week just to see who she pisses off or fights with.
I’m in. 🙂
I believe you meant suffice it to say?
but what do I know, I just went to an all girl school in New Orleans.
girls.
touché