I heard you had to have a Real Housewives of Atlant Recap even though I am drunk and don’t care so, 0kay, I am drunk blogging RHOA on Word because the Gaybor does something to the Internet access every Sunday at this time so despite being drunk, Word will make my grammar flawless. I am already over the Nene scene with Gregg. Oh look a baby! I heard that Nene made Bryson work at a fast food restaurant for a while if he wanted any support. No lie. Apparently, a cast mate is telling people Bryson served them up some chicken. Not kidding. Cast mate is NOT a friend of Nene’s anymore so I was reluctant to believe it but the source I do believe.
I can’t with this shitty editing. Kandi is talking with her kid. I’m bored. Kandi is happy and that is nice. I already told you these two probably got married in September or so but play along with the fake ass storyline. I’ll await the twitter sleuths to bring that info to you all so they can feel special. Have y’all noticed how cray cray these random twitter folks are? Um hey, if you want to break news, have some sort of media outlet. Blogs are free on Blogger! LOL.
Ignoring Kenya. Chile, please. You are irrelevant. Is that a stunt aunt too? Don’t even live here.
Porsha takes Kandi shopping. Bravo loves Kandi because she will be nice and film with anyone. Porsha doesn’t care about a budget. Kandi actually makes her money so she is going to watch her money. Porsha has no prenup. Which is good because… well it is good. Kandi, who has LOTS OF MONEY, has prenup. Um, I mean will have a prenup when you find out about it in the future. They pretend to talk about Kenya. Kandi says well you have to tape with these people… learn Porsha.
Nene takes the baby to Cynthia and Cynthia wants to sign her for baby modeling. She is a beautiful baby. Apparently, Bryson completed his food service job at Chik-Fil-A. Cynthia wants a Sip and See. Cynthia has never heard of a Sip and See before showing up in Atlanta. Reminds me of the time I got a pounding when I moved to rural South Carolina. Nene points out she had a DNA test done. Which is good, because this is like the fifth time we have done this with Bryson. Just because you steal from Walmart doesn’t mean you aint a hot source of baby seed in the ATL . ALLEGEDLY.
It’s a Kenya scene. Not paying attn.
Nene is packing for the west coast. Now let me mention she does not own a home in either place. Gregg has never left her side. And she yanked her kid out of school up to the point where they told her she has to have a tutor or he is a truant. Are you with me so far because I am too drunk to flesh this shit out for all you ignorant ones. No matter what you think about Nene, this is the first scene that I have wanted to stop and watch while blogging. Nene is sporting a different toupee in this episode. Its worse. Cynthia is spontaneously throwing a party for Nene. /eyefuckingroll I AM TELLING YOU BRAVO IF YOU DON’T GET CARLOS KING BACK TO PRODUCE THIS CRAPFEST… well you wait and see. Nene is trying to hold it for you. Meanwhile, Nene gets a phone call telling her that she will be living near Tyler Perry, ya’ll! Ain’t that some shit! Except for the fact that Tyler Perry has removed her from his phone and LIVES IN ATLANTA which is where she calls home but has never been able to buy a house because of their shitty credit and shady past! um YAY! She is such a baller!I’m soooo bored. It’s Nene’s going away party. Looks like the set up is Kenya and Porsha drama. I am not blogging this fake shit. Peter seems to be in some sort of Elaine Lancaster role of telling people what to do and when. I thought it was just the whole “vow renewal” scene. So much obvious over staging. ROFLMAO at Gregg saying “I got a deal working with a couple of real estate deals.” You got one deal and that is following Nene around and holding her Birkin bag. You two have been double dealing schisters for real for a LONG TIME and this scam is PAYING. Congrats to you. Peter is trying to sell booze for his bar.
Everyday someone tells Kenya she is Beyonce. According to Kenya. Did anyone tell her Beyonce is married? Something is going to happen with my recording and I am not going to touch it lest it mess with my recording of REVENGE. So there you have my drunken recap.