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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Who Will Admit to Watching Buckwild? Here’s a Lame Recap

Who Will Admit to Watching Buckwild? Here’s a Lame Recap

January 4, 2013 by tamaratattles 22 Comments

buckwildcastI missed the first couple minutes of this show which appears to be even more ridiculous than Jersey Shore.  These kids seem really young. Are they even old enough to drink? They are literally rolling around in the mud in the middle of Nowhere, West By God Virginia. I dated a guy from West By God Virginia once because he was hot, but he was dumber than a sack or doorknobs. It appears MTV has put all the girls in a house that unfortunately is very close to neighbors who already hate them.

One of the guys is a garbage man his name is Shain because, his parents could not spell Shane. West Virginia is really pretty!  I can’t say the same for the cast. The crew is swimming in water outside a power plant. I can enjoy a good episode of that redneck challenge show, and learned to almost like Jersey Shore but this combination of the two is not working for me. All the boys want to do Cara and are jockeying for position to see who gets to go first. My money in on Tyler he’s the more attractive of the guys, which isn’t saying much and seems to have the highest level of education, perhaps tenth grade.

BuckWildrollinginmudThe girls have a party basically to annoy the neighbors. I am actually loving the neighbor that comes over to complain. She looks like Sweet Brown with fire engine red hair and glow in the dark neon green earrings. Her top may also be glow in the dark, it’s hard to say. She needs them to bring their party down so she can get her kids to sleep and go do her thang. Oh, it seems that the buckwild girl is going all buckwild on Sweet Brown. SWEET BROWN DOWN, Y’ALL. The bitch just pushed her over right there on the front lawn! Oh this will not end well. Everyone rushes the buckwild girl and wrastles her to the ground like she’s a crocodile  and Sweet Brown, (did I mention she has on red eye shadow? Where does one even acquire red eye shadow? ) is all no oh no she didn’t.  Shain? or one of the boys tries to keep Sweet Brown from whoopin’ some drunk white girl ass. That was pretty awesome. As Shain hugs it out (literally) with Sweet Brown it takes three guys to carry the squirming drunk girl in the house.

The next day the girls get evicted by their landlords and the boys are wasting perfectly good potatoes by shooting them off in their tater cannon. Where or where will the girls live now? They have five days to get out! (I don’t think that is legal even in West By God Virginia. Sweet Brown gives them the double bird when they move. Sadly, no more Sweet Brown for us. The girls move to a house with no neighbors.

BuckwildCaraCara makes out with Tyler. I think Cara is not really from West By God Virginia and just moved there for the show some unknown reason. Anyway, she’s going to do the do with Tyler as I predicted but tells him she wants to keep this quiet.  Tyler says he isn’t telling anyone. It’s a commercial but I expect to come back to a scene of Tyler bragging he was the first to bag Cara. I think she will do Shain as well. Cara is a redhead and we all know they are sluts. Shain was Prom King and he didn’t even go to Prom. He must be the only male in the school who had not dropped out before becoming a junior.

The boys have borrowed a huge dump truck, they put a canvas in the truck, added mattress to line the bottom, filled it full of water, backed it up to the house and everyone jumped off the roof into the dump truck. It actually looks like a lot of fun! The girls have um..gone whild and are jumping in topless. Which naturally means it’s time for JELLO SHOTS! The violent drunk girl who I now know is named Ana is pissed because Cara and Tyler got their groove on in her bed. She’s about to go AWF.

I think this show is a bit too much on the Jackass side for me. I think I am one and done on this nonsense.

 

 

 

 

 

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  1. Bella says

    January 4, 2013 at 12:08 am

    I have it tivoed and will watch it tomorrow, along with the miami reunion. Just couldn’t resist coming here and reading your recaps…

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  2. kathyf48 says

    January 4, 2013 at 12:09 am

    I watched it! My goodfriend is from that area had to check it out . They are a little young I am almost 50 already it was quite funny at times,not sure i will watch it weekly.

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  3. Che says

    January 4, 2013 at 12:10 am

    It did remind of jackass to and none of them have much of personality that would force me to tune in expect for the garbage truck guy.

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  4. Angie Condrey Pinson says

    January 4, 2013 at 12:31 am

    You KNOW I’m watching! Shain is hilarious, the redneck McGyver!

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 4, 2013 at 12:39 am

      OHHHH!! HAI GIRL HAI! xoxo

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 4, 2013 at 12:40 am

      You reckon that one chick we know from West By God Virginia can watch from Jail/Rehab/CrazyCamp/RealityShowTaping?

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      • teecee66 says

        January 4, 2013 at 7:04 pm

        Do what now??? Where she at???

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      • Angie Condrey Pinson says

        January 6, 2013 at 11:56 pm

        She better be watching! I fully expect to see her and the Lunch lady on there before season end!

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  5. MAREHOOP says

    January 4, 2013 at 1:02 am

    I just though Shain was too funny, and you are crazy, his parents didn’t know how to spell it…LOL LOL LOL

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  6. tamaratattles says

    January 4, 2013 at 1:51 am

    I can’t tell you how many times as a teacher at every single level I looked down ans saw the name ODIFSOIDFNOW and tried to pronouce it and the kid was like, “that’s how you spell Mary, ” um oh okay.

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  7. vivaladiva831 says

    January 4, 2013 at 3:50 am

    Yes I watched! It was ok, I was expecting better. If you really wanna see some shit on this state, head on over to YouTube and watch “the wild and wonderful whites of west virginia”. If you watch the show “snapped” you may recognize some of the defense lawyers and law enforcement they interview. Enjoy!

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  8. Karma Grant says

    January 4, 2013 at 5:24 am

    And this is a great example of the crap I didn’t watch when I had cable/dvr! I certainly wont be watching and wouldn’t even if it had a free season pass.

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  9. tvphd says

    January 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm

    I watched. It doesn’t have the immediate appeal of Real World or Jersey Shore and yes there was a lot of Jackassery going on. MTV has a lot invested in this show. They claimed to have spent over $1 million in the W. Virginia area alone during production. It’s hard to tell after one episode if the show will succeed or not. I will continue to watch. Not because it’s good, but because I am interested to see if it will fail or succeed and why. After watching the first episode we see why people in W. Virginia are upset at their portrayal, but this is a very common complaint. Residents in McIntyre, GA also complained that Honey Boo Boo was not a fair representative of their area and they were especially bothered that everyone might think going shopping at the local dump was very common. In the end, everyone must remember these shows are meant to entertain and are in no way meant to be portrayals of what’s “real” despite the genre label of Reality TV. On the production side, I did like Shain’s direct to camera commentary.

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  10. teecee66 says

    January 4, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    I liked it. I don’t know most of the people yet. But the girl whose bed was used is for sure into Tyler and very jelly of the redhead. The funny thing is, those boys all seem so happy and good hearted. If drinking beer and riding dump trucks are the worst they do, they are angels.

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  11. barbinga says

    January 5, 2013 at 3:24 am

    OMG before watching the absolutely tittalating Wild Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, you have to find Jessco, Outlaw! Many years later he makes an appearance in WWWofWV, but in order to recognize the old timers, you have to understand how he ended up that way!

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    • DJ says

      January 5, 2013 at 3:51 am

      I saw that documentary on TV a few years ago. That is one screwed up family!

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  12. teecee66 says

    January 5, 2013 at 11:24 am

    “White Lightening” is another good movie about Jesco White. It’s darker and a little disturbing.

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  13. P says

    January 6, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    I didn’t watch it. I heard about it though. I didn’t watch it b/c I’m already looking at Duck Dynasty and that is enough for me. Duck Dynasty is halarious. Uncle Si reminds me of my uncle. If anyone is not watching it, give it a try. You will laugh your ass off.

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  14. socalsun says

    January 6, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    I watched about 20 minutes of the show, but got bored with it. Duck Dynasty is pretty funny; I had to watch a few epidodes to get into it. Uncle Sy is the best.

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  15. emily says

    January 22, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Okay, So yes your right Kara is not from Sissonville she’s from Morgan town. She’s already said that she moved in with the other girls because she wanted to room with them for the summer. I think it’s a great show and it actually makes me want to travel to WV. I know it’s not all about partying and being a redneck but hey they are my kinda people! PLUS Shain graduated high school. He din’t just make it to 10th grade. HE WAS THE PROM KING but din’t go to prom cause he had to work.

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  16. Sarianna says

    February 1, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    Yeah way to go MTV or video taping minors drinking. They sure know how to keep it classy. As always

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  17. sammiejane says

    February 9, 2013 at 1:32 am

    The only thing I can come up with is this:Buckwild is basically the country meet Jersey Shore. The random sex acts among friends make me wonder if the local doctor keeps an ample supply of Penicillin to treat an outbreak of syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea,and chlamydia to name a few.Just a thought!

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