First of all, WWHL has Mama Elsa on. She is drunk already. Mark Consuelos is on as back up. I wish Andy had her on alone. What does she think of Mark? She thinks he is a very good looking man with great teeth. I think Mark is there to translate. lol. Mama Elsa’s nurse and companion is the bar tender. Andy already doesn’t understand the bartender.
Wait, whut? Has Mark always had a 70s porn stache? Is this leftover from Movember? Anyway, Andy doesn’t know what a turban is. Sad. I called one a turban in my recap but really, it’s a headscarf. I guess a Jew would not know the difference. Andy asks about the battle between Marysol and Lea. Mama Elsa says she didn’t think either of them were that intelligent so she didn’t pay that much attention. Mama loves Mark Consuelos and well hell, who doesn’t?
Andy plays a medley of Mama Elsa moments. Then “soothing guidance by Lea Black” which I thought might be pro Lea but was really mocking her screechy voice. Up next a game called Mommy Like! to determine who Mama Elsa should date. Mark is making the call. George Clooney? Yes! Elsa says why? Micheal Lohan? No. P Diddy? One night stand. Prince? Yes. Mama seems to imply she is not down with the swirl. Prince Harry? Mama jumps in to say YES! LOL.
Mama Elsa asks if she ever worked. She’s like, “Have a job? Why should I work? I was born a woman!” I love her. She was asked if she would ever marry again she said no, I won’t meet a special man.” Psychic!
Wait so a caller calls in and says she is a fan of Mama Elsa and Mark and Kelly. Mark had a weird facial reaction to that. Is he having a problem with Kelly’s success? Just an observation. The caller asked if Marysol and Elaine will ever resolve their problems and Mama Elsa says,”Elaine? Who Elaine?” and Andy says ” The drag queen” and Mama Elsa say, ” Oh the man/woman? I wanted to beat her up, I wanted to kill her.”
I’m tired so I am skipping the Mark questions. He’s giving actor answers. GAME TIME AGAIN! So the game is called what’s in the crystal ballsack I assume this will be Mama Elsa predictions…oooohhh! Mark will pull a ball out of the crystal ball sack, Mama Elsa will in general have no idea about the cultural event and make a prediction. I predict best game EVER.Here we go…First ball Lea Black. Mama says….She will have a good year if she wants to. Next ball Elaine, Mama says as a man or a woman? Andy says man. Mama says…I think somebody is going to beat her up. Did I mention I love this game? Next ball…Andy Cohen! Will he find love next year? He is already in love (Anderson Cooper, duh!) Exciting love is coming to him. Next ball. Lindsay Lohan. Andy, “Do you know who she is?” Mama asks is this the one who was doing Elizabeth Taylor? Mama sort of falls over and says I think she is going down. Next ball is “the stock market” Andy asks how will the economy do next year? Mama says she hates to tell us but it is not going to be a brilliant year.WOW Someone asks Mark what Kelly’s worst habit is. He says he has been married 16.5 years and knows better than to answer that question. Mama Elsa says “Don’t count victory yet…because in one hour she might flip and say no more ‘Consuelo'”
Did y’all watch this?