My mind is so blown by the Shahs of Sunset ending that I’m probably to brainfried to recap this. GG says she approves of both Reza’s boyfriend and Mike’s girlfriend. Wow, you know she doesn’t mean it so GG actually is learning to be a bit more diplomatic. Andy plays a clip of Reza talking about how mean GG is in real life. Again, GG is very calm and diplomatic saying she doesn’t always see head to head with Reza so that may be why he finds her mean. Reza and Asa are calling in for the aftershow. I’ll have to save that for tomorrow. I just can’t with them tonight.
Andy talks about Kenya and Apollo throwing each other in the pool in Anguilla and Cynthia said they were just horsing around but if it had been Peter she would have had a problem with it because when you are married there are lines you do not cross. I guess rubbing your dick on your wifes arch nemesis’ ass in public on national TV is fine though. Cynthia says that she and Kenya are in a better place but they are not BFFs. So um, no friends contract for Kenya. They have a mutual respect at this point. Really?
GG took a huge sip of whisky because Andy said it was time for callers. I zipped through the Kenya flirtation collage and the Phaedra Vagina Monologue and now we are back at the pool party. Of course they don’t show nice GG and go straight to ripping out the earring GG. Editing. GG explains that Asa was dismissive when she tried to tell Asa that her remarks about her boyfriend’s physical features hurt her feelings. Oh Lord, GG is engaged to Omid and has a HUGE diamond. I don’t think this is a good idea, GG. But keep that ring!
The caller wants to know what GG thinks about Lilly. GG loves her. She’s going to be on WWHL next week. UGH. The next caller asks how she was so drunk she did not remember the “finger fiesta at the dinner table.” GG says, ” Okay that really did not happen. He was fixing my dress and I know no one is going to believe me but he was fixing my dress.” Nope, it was a finger bang.
Oh finally we get a caller asking what Cynthia thought about Kenya shaking her booty all over Peter. Cynthia said she really didn’t think anything of it. She wasn’t worried about Kenya. Final thoughts on Kim leaving the show? “I wish her well.”
GG is asked if she is seeking therapy for her anger management issues. She says that she is and we will see some of it. I think it is working. Someone else asks if she ever gets embarrassed by the way she acts on TV. GG says, “I don’t get embarrassed, but it is very therapeutic and it helps me grow and understand myself more.”
Whose actions in Anguilla surprised you the most? Cynthia said everyone had a good time and let their hair down. Andy says people see a different side of Peter this season. Cynthia agrees and says Bar One is doing well, The Bailey Agency is doing well it helps to be financially stable.
GG were you angry that no one stuck up for you when Asa made all them (sic) rude comments about your friend? GG says “You know what, I tell my friends not to stick up for me and get caught up in my dirty work.” She implies that MJ lost friendships for standing up for her at the pool party. /sigh BTW GG is starting to get drunk so the aftershow will be good. A caller asks if GG needs to stop drinking. Ten minutes ago GG says she drank a bottle of whiskey before the confrontation with Asa and she has been gulping whiskey live on the air and is visibly drunk, but she says she does not drink that much. When she drinks she drinks like a fish but she does not drink often. The doorbell rings and in walks Sweet “Ain’t nobody got time for that!” Brown and Andy loses his shit. She’s had a great Bravo makeover. And Scene!