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You are here: Home / RHOBH / Yolanda Foster Sings If Dis Plane Were Mine

Yolanda Foster Sings If Dis Plane Were Mine

December 6, 2012 by tamaratattles 93 Comments

Um… what are our thoughts on dis? If dis plane were hers (and it probably is) she would give him all the flowers? I don’t get dis whole thing. It’s a wedding video? It’s a plane? It’s superman? Please explain.

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  1. Katrina says

    December 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    What better way to give someone the world, than to give them an airplane. Then they can see the world for themself.

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  2. michelle says

    December 6, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    I have no words…..da fuk?

    Reply
  3. tamaratattles says

    December 6, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    I’m not sure if that comment means you like the video or if you are mocking it…oops Michelle snuck in on me, I was talking to Katrina.

    Reply
  4. Karma Grant says

    December 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    I’d put flowers at your feet, give you the birds and the bees…huh?!?! She looks so weird and unnatural in the vid. Alrighty then….

    Reply
  5. michelle says

    December 6, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Maybe it was a sexy inside joke? Like he has a stewardess fetish? I bet she wrote the lyrics all by her pretty little self and had a big production budget. I ‘ll be damned but that shitty little song is stuck in my head!

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  6. Collin says

    December 6, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Let me explain. These people are fucking rich.

    Reply
  7. gigi says

    December 6, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    it looks like she’s just having fun with a remake.. are you familiar with the original song? http://youtu.be/a4u8WPX7JZU

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    • Sliceo'pie says

      December 5, 2015 at 2:22 pm

      Thanks for link-just watched Luther Vandross sing the son on the, “SoulllllllllTrain”. What’d we ever do before auto-tune, imagine how many singers would be outta business without it. (I’m looking at you Brittney)

      Reply
  8. michelle says

    December 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Thank you,thank you Gigi!!!! Now I can love the beautiful version and disregard the narcissistic danish accent parody!

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    • mimi tholsted says

      December 6, 2012 at 6:29 pm

      Michelle she is not danish she is dutch – You know Holland – Danish is up north – together with Norway and sweden ,get it right ……and what is a narcissistic danish
      accent parody anyway, what do you know about that ??? you are out of line ….

      Reply
      • Sliceo'pie says

        December 5, 2015 at 2:24 pm

        Lighten up Elroy. So you win every time Geography comes up in Jeopardy-congrats.

        Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      December 6, 2012 at 6:47 pm

      Danish is a language not a country. Denmark is a country. Although it is part of Scandanavia, it is not “up with Norway and Sweden, that would be Finland.

      You are out of line with your calling someone out of line self.

      Reply
      • Cat says

        December 5, 2015 at 1:58 pm

        Danish is pastry. 🙂

        Reply
    • Jarlath says

      December 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm

      Denmark is part of Scandinavia culturally but not geographically.

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      December 8, 2012 at 4:16 pm

      Thus the correction that it’s not “Up with Norway and Sweden”

      Reply
  9. tamaratattles says

    December 6, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    I can’t believe I live in a world where people are not familiar with Marvin Gaye’s “If this World Were Mine.” Just.Can’t.Fathom.This. Michelle, I am going to insist that you listen to at least three other Marvin Gaye songs. Please tell me you’ve heard of Luther Vandross. Because, really? I just couldn’t take it if you haven’t.

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    • michelle says

      December 6, 2012 at 6:14 pm

      Yes I know who Luther Vandross is and I am familiar with some Marrvine Gaye. I admit I haveto further my music education. My tastes are all over the place

      Reply
    • smooches says

      December 6, 2012 at 10:05 pm

      don’t forget Tammie Terrell sung it with him…her voice…timeless

      Reply
  10. MaggieG says

    December 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    I just love quirky stuff like this & who doesn’t love a Marvin Gaye melody? The rich are eccentric because they can afford to be & this couple has their own definition of romance.

    Reply
    • mimi tholsted says

      December 6, 2012 at 6:31 pm

      Yes Michelle there you are right you have a lot of education to do …….ha ha !

      Reply
  11. Tasha says

    December 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Maybe this was her cutesy way of saying ‘If dis plane were mine” I will give you whatever you want, in an attempt to convince him to buy her one? Hell if I know.

    Reply
  12. cherrylipgloss says

    December 6, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    wow….this tops the list of embarassing, self-indulgent, husband/wife projects….hide David and never shush anyone ever again….

    Reply
  13. victori0us says

    December 6, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    I thought I was cute. I’m becoming a bit of a Yolanda fan. I think it’s her accent. I do love a European accent of any locale. LoL I guess I’m bias!

    Reply
  14. michelle says

    December 6, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    So She doesn’t have a danish accent?

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 6, 2012 at 10:28 pm

      No sweetie, she’s from Holland (think tulips and windmills) so she has a Dutch accent. Most folks who speak Danish are from Demark, know for um cold titties and … um Hans Christian Anderson (the fairy tale guy). And maybe the cheese danish? 🙂

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      • ericzku says

        December 4, 2015 at 10:58 pm

        The big-bosomed lady with the Dutch accent

        Who tried to change my point of view

        Her ad-libbed lines were well rehearsed

        But my heart cried out for you

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      • Minky says

        December 5, 2015 at 12:37 am

        And the happiest people on Earth. They did a study that found that the Danish are the most well adjusted, least depressed people. Why, you may be wondering? Low expectations. Take from that whatever you will. I expect nothing. Other than a plane. If I had a plane I’d have it fly me to Denmark, where I would then expect nothing. Okay, maybe a danish. Cherry, not cheese. Or maybe apple. I do love me some apple desserts. I might also want a nice glass of milk to chase the danish down. And THEN I would expect nothing. Perhaps a nap. Okay. Done. For now.

        BTW: If that’s really Yolanda singing, then she should have her head examined. Just awful.

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      • cleveland girl says

        December 5, 2015 at 9:35 am

        CHEESE DANISH!! Hilarious! Reminds me of the time my husband and I took a train to Belgium to simply get a waffle.

        Reply
  15. oaktownttfan says

    December 7, 2012 at 3:19 am

    Whoa. Odd. Strange. Good catch Tamara!

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  16. michelle says

    December 7, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Thanks for the edumacation. The more you know! I loved Danny Kaye as Hans Christian Anderson!

    Reply
  17. Stephen (@NewJerzeyBoy) says

    December 7, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Was I the only one who found this very phallic? Caressing the plane and such. I am shocked that Tamara would a purveyor of porn. Shocking, just shocking.

    Reply
  18. tamaratattles says

    December 7, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    It’s like you don’t know me at all.

    Reply
    • iloveearlygrey says

      December 5, 2015 at 3:07 am

      I love you so much right now.

      Reply
  19. suziezee says

    December 8, 2012 at 1:17 am

    What was dat? She’s sure in awe of her hubbend

    Reply
    • Minky says

      December 5, 2015 at 12:40 am

      Hubbend? No you mean “keeeng”. Raaaaaaaaaallllph! Sorry, I’ll go get a mop and clean that up. “Scuse me.

      Reply
  20. suziezee says

    December 8, 2012 at 1:18 am

    What was dat? She sure is in awe of her hubbend!

    Reply
  21. Julius Maloney (@juliusmaloney) says

    December 9, 2012 at 12:14 am

    So she wants a plane…or to give flowers once she gets a plane…or that she would only love David once she gets the plane, then he gets flowers…

    Did she get the plane…Did he get flowers…Do we know?

    Do we give a flying F*ck ?!?

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  22. tamaratattles says

    December 9, 2012 at 12:18 am

    I’m quite sure that was their plane she was hugging. Foster is a gagillionaire. New fact Yolanda has lyme disease.

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    • Julius Maloney (@juliusmaloney) says

      December 9, 2012 at 2:50 pm

      Oh. Good she got her plane…but did David get flowers? What is Lyme disease?
      God I’m still not sure I care…

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        December 5, 2015 at 12:48 am

        Oh honey, fast forward to three years after this comment and you will care even less what is and what is not Lyme disease thanks to Yolanda.

        Reply
      • Anastasia_Beave says

        December 5, 2015 at 11:24 am

        LOL. I want to go back to Dec 2012. I was ginormously pregnant and guaranteed stuffing my face, not giving a flip about Lyme.

        Reply
    • Tara says

      March 3, 2016 at 7:55 pm

      OmG! This is where it all began!

      Reply
      • Dee says

        March 3, 2016 at 9:25 pm

        Yes! I just found it too…so cool!

        Reply
  23. tamaratattles says

    December 9, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    Lyme disease is a bacterial infection you get from a bite by an infected tick. The infection goes straight to the brain causing all sorts of hard to treat problems. I’d tell you more but as I was reading about it I realized I have all the symptoms. 🙁 It’s sort of a big deal.

    Reply
  24. teecee66 says

    December 4, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    Omg. I missed this the first time. Sad.

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  25. tamaratattles says

    December 4, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    Yeah, this is sort of an overlooked gem.

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  26. kkbella says

    December 4, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    This should be re posted as new-even though it’s old? Wow. More insight. The plane would be hard to give up.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      December 4, 2015 at 9:18 pm

      I guess I could pin it to the top for a bit…

      Reply
  27. tbk says

    December 4, 2015 at 9:59 pm

    Good God Tamara, I’ve been waiting months for you to post dis. If a picture is worth a thousand words, this video is worth bazillions.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      December 5, 2015 at 12:32 am

      Um I posted it in 2012… so you started waiting too late. A lot of people have been viewing it lately so I pinned it for a brief time.

      You should totally explore the archives. or just do a search in my search box for topics that interest you. You’ve missed a lot! 🙂

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      • Matzah60 says

        December 5, 2015 at 6:51 am

        I’ve been reading the archives of this ‘love story’ and Tamara, you disclosed and exposed revelations of the outcome of this marriage as if you were a psychic. Very impressed!! I just saw this little video a week ago. You found it three years ago…you’re a genius!!

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      • tbk says

        December 5, 2015 at 9:19 am

        Yeah, I’ve started to wait too late pretty much my whole life. I didn’t jump into Tamara world until Arias happened. God that was fun! (I’ve got my archive IV drip scheduled for this afternoon!)

        Reply
  28. tbk says

    December 4, 2015 at 10:02 pm

    And this is was made BEFORE the *brain damage* folks.

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    • Maisey says

      December 4, 2015 at 10:53 pm

      Okay. Now that is just damn funny, TBK.
      ?

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 5, 2015 at 12:42 am

      ROFLMAO.

      Reply
    • Lisaj says

      December 5, 2015 at 2:21 am

      LOL you just made me drop my ice water all over de bed laughing, my cold husband thanks you as do I ?

      Reply
    • Toddy says

      December 5, 2015 at 10:52 am

      Tbk, you rock.

      Reply
  29. tbk says

    December 4, 2015 at 10:08 pm

    One would think a woman of Yolanda’s status would be appropriately dressed for the video. It appears she’s missing the knee pads…..

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    • Minky says

      December 5, 2015 at 12:46 am

      It does seem like she’s about to give the plane a happy ending after massaging it. She also forgot the mouth guard.

      Reply
  30. Denine says

    December 4, 2015 at 10:53 pm

    Isn’t this the video she made for David Foster the first season she was on RHBH?

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  31. DennyLuvsDashies says

    December 4, 2015 at 11:04 pm

    I know ya all are joking but this was her wedding present to David. She combined his love of music with his desire to be a pilot if he had’nt become a music producer.

    Love all the snark, as always it keeps me laughing.

    TT, how is Banjo? Kept looking for an update on twitter. Hope you both survived & he gets better soon!

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 5, 2015 at 12:45 am

      Yes Denny we know that. This was posting in 2012. It was revived by people posting on it again.

      And Banjo is better but I fucked up his appt today (don’t ask, I have enough guilt already) and he is going on Monday. It seems to be getting better anyway.

      Reply
  32. alexa2626 says

    December 4, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    Vurt da furk? Whoa!

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  33. Trashbox says

    December 4, 2015 at 11:39 pm

    Just guessing, but I bet this video cost more than my wedding.

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  34. Swede says

    December 4, 2015 at 11:53 pm

    What do you give a man who has everything? A video like this, or a book with naked pictures of yourself. So, check and check.

    Reply
  35. tamaratattles says

    December 5, 2015 at 12:54 am

    Here is the thing. Am I crazy for thinking that this video is really Yo singing? I say that because of all the dis and dat shit but I guess she could have told someone to sing it that way.

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    • addie2u says

      December 5, 2015 at 4:53 am

      This is the 2nd time I listen & I definitely hear Yo’s voice.

      Reply
      • erikainhb says

        December 5, 2015 at 10:28 am

        Safe bet it’s heavily auto tuned.

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        • addie2u says

          December 5, 2015 at 2:31 pm

          Dat is zeker.

          Reply
  36. WonkyTonk says

    December 5, 2015 at 1:11 am

    You know, Yolanda and her issues, lets hope she gets better one way or the other, but this video is fantastic. I loved it.

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  37. WonkyTonk says

    December 5, 2015 at 1:13 am

    Lord knows I have issues with Yolanda, but I’ll be damned if that video isn’t fantastic!

    Reply
  38. WonkyTonk says

    December 5, 2015 at 1:15 am

    Dang it! I keep getting a duplicate post messages, and half the time my replies don’t get through.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 5, 2015 at 1:58 am

      Wonky, something is going on with WordPress. I keep getting random comments to moderate and then have to moderate them three or four times… Sorry. It’s not me.

      Reply
  39. LisaPat says

    December 5, 2015 at 1:42 am

    That is great. I think she was putting on a sexy little show for him.. kind of like when she make that book of sexy photos for him ?? This made me want to search through the archives. The posts about Russel Armstrong were riveting. I wasnt a commenter at the time of that whole tragedy by Bravo, and I didnt know the half of it apparently.

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    • LisaPat says

      December 5, 2015 at 2:16 am

      I know this is about Yolo’s attempt at Brittany Spears, but these archives about Russell are blowing my mind! I feel like something sent me there to read them. I know that sounds crazy, but I just remembered that Taylor may be back this season as a FOH. I never ever trusted her. I never ever believed he abused her, but she had a black eye. So its crazy that Im reading all this in your archives years later and there it is, she had Lasik that week!! Wow. Sorry.

      Reply
  40. Lisaj says

    December 5, 2015 at 2:13 am

    Sorry if someone mentioned this already, in this episode Yo clearly establishes David as her “King” …. Ugh TMM disease, too much money

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  41. T D says

    December 5, 2015 at 6:33 am

    She should do a cover called “Leavin’ on dis Jet Plain”.

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    • Matzah60 says

      December 5, 2015 at 7:03 am

      Lol….That’s hysterical, but would it be, “Yo’s leaving on her jet plane” or “Da King is leaving with his gifted jet plane?” If the plane was a gift, generally the recipient of said gift gets to keep it without any credit to the person who gave the gift; in this case, Yo…..or did Foster already own da plane?

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  42. zoemonster2 says

    December 5, 2015 at 8:20 am

    Who in dis world is Yolanda Frigidaire Foster?

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  43. JustJenn says

    December 5, 2015 at 9:20 am

    Lol this made my day! I missed the Yolanda’s first season on RHOBH and now I reallly want to see it.

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  44. Gladyskravitz says

    December 5, 2015 at 10:06 am

    Wtf did I just watch??

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  45. Rakely says

    December 5, 2015 at 10:21 am

    Just o.m.g with this video! It’s everything and nothing at the same time somehow? I guess I might do the same thing if I had a (temporary) king, a billion dollars, and dis plane.

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  46. Maisey says

    December 5, 2015 at 11:03 am

    I bet that sometimes when Lisa Vanderpump is at her friend Mohamed’s house getting wasted on her cheap, pink sangria, she says “Hey, Haddid—lets play the video again!!”

    I picture the two of them singing along, drunk, falling off their chairs laughing.

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    • Rakely says

      December 5, 2015 at 11:52 am

      So funny Maisey love it!!! Relativley poor people like me sit around with friends and say, “hey, play that stupid cat video again!” But I like to imagine LVP having much more glamorous things for laughter. Sorry Yo. A music video is almost as much of a relationship kiss of death as a bravo reality show is.

      But I’m still rooting for a handful of Bravo marriages to work out! I originally started listing the ones I think will fail, but the list started to outweigh the positive ones!

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      • Maisey says

        December 5, 2015 at 2:50 pm

        Lol. It could be, Rakely, that those cats exhibit more talent than I just witnessed in that video above.?

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    • Dee says

      March 3, 2016 at 7:44 pm

      OMG!! This is hysterical!! Thank you!!

      Reply
  47. Sliceo'pie says

    December 5, 2015 at 2:28 pm

    Yo mentioned on her first season that if she had the money she would buy David a plane-people made a big deal out of it at the time. I assume she’s poking fun at herself.

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  48. Josie says

    December 5, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    OMG, this ridiculous video and the comments about it are hilarious! I totally missed this the first time around.

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  49. Drew says

    December 5, 2015 at 2:41 pm

    Dis gave me da Lyme Brian

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  50. Mona says

    December 5, 2015 at 3:35 pm

    I don’t get it. Why? When was this filmed? She can sing? Wtf?

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  51. Karina says

    December 5, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    I bet David didn’t even watch the whole thing. He wasn’t that into her.

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  52. Josie says

    December 5, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Yolanda was well enough to go to the premiere party. She may be feeling better since the filming since we havent been seeing any more sick selfies for a while now.

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  53. Lizbeth SC says

    December 5, 2015 at 10:11 pm

    This is so not Yolanda singing. I know this voice; I just can’t place it right now. Listen and tell me who it is. Now it’s going to drive me nuts. Thank you, Josie. I hadn’t seen this little gem.

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