I am not sure I am all ready to be doing this again… But here we go. It’s Adrienne and Lisa trying to make up. LOL at Lisa “I don’t mean to make her nervous…that nervous.” Lisa can be deadly in her pink lipstick. Adrienne in her pink lipstick is not so deadly despite kick boxing background. Adrienne apologizes. Lisa doesn’t. And why should she?
Yolanda and Kim? I don’t see this. I’m drinking red wine from a blue willow teacup. Made in Japan. Not occupied Japan though dammit! I’m bored with this. I want to read back to how Kirsty broke her foot. Allegedly, it will pick up soon. Yolanda is rich. The annoying kind. Somehow her sitting on Malibu beach is just annoying as opposed to Ana from RHOM who has a spectacular house herself but doesn’t mention it ever. She’s more, “Hi, here is our house!” Yolanda is more, “Did you notice how great my house is?”
Dang Brandi’s book is being published by Harper Collins? I’m full of jealousy tonight. Wait Sheena’s name is spelled SCHEANA? What a whore she must be. Way to set her up, parents. Good Lord.
I’m just not up for this. I’m going to need a few more days off. I just can’t. Please feel free to finish the non recap below.
I feel like I am not leading the life I should be now. I’m at a crossroads and I should be thinking… I may have more to do than discuss this sort of crap with y’all…I don’t know what is going on with me… but I want to read other blogs and do other things… I’m not sure I want to be the resident expert on Kim Z or Nene or whatever. I don’t want to blog. I want to go read a mommy blog by some chick in Qatar. Because I wish I was there. I am clearly doing it all wrong.
I may or may not be back. Love you all!