Tonight on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we have a dreaded dinner party. What could possibly go wrong? We start with Kim who has a hair stylist come to the house to do Kimberly’s hair for prom. Kim is mixing chicken salad with her hands in the background. I don’t really understand what all the food is for. Does Kim think the kids are going to hang out and snack with her?
On to Yolanda, who has an English butler/Caterer arriving to plan the dinner. It was all very La Dee Da. Yolanda is going to a lot of effort for this dinner. Paul and Adrienne are arriving in a stretch limo. Paul finally says what Adrienne thinks she is owed an apology for it’s three things actually. Calling Adrienne’s shoe line, “the Maloof hoof”, calling jackpot the dog, “crackpot” and not saying goodbye when they moved and threatening to throw their unwanted items over the gate of Adrienne’s house. Really? All of those seem like jokes to me. Certainly much more benign than accusing someone of sell stories to tabloids.
The arrivals begin. Kyle and Taylor are under-dressed. But Yolanda is in jeans! Paul is already pissed that Lisa didn’t dash up and say hello to him. At the most frou-frou meal on the planet, David Foster says what a great job Yolanda does as a hostess and how she is never frou-frou. David Foster seems like a douchebag.
Okay, Amazing Grace and Danny Boy are the song choices? This will make everyone cry. Why not some of the songs that David wrote? The dinner went so well and they couldn’t play some happy songs? Wasn’t the Michael Johns guy also at one of the birthday parties Taylor through for her daughter a year or so ago or was that another AI dude? Yolanda is not feeling Taylor.
Kyle, Lisa and Brandi were on The View this morning and Lisa shared that this was the last low-drama show and things really start to heat up soon. Finally, Lisa is off to meet Adrienne for a drink. We will find out how that goes next week.