Did anyone miss Real Housewives of Miami last night? Last night’s episode is set to run Sunday night right after the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Bravo did a whole lot of crazy stuff last night running RHOA and RHOBH shows all weird times. I’m sorry Bravo but if you start your shows at 8:45 instead of 9:00 that’s a programming disaster. I’m not sure what posessed them to do that other than maybe realizing they were going to lose a lot of audience to The Voice and X Factor who both had elimination shows last night. Still that was only from 8-9 p.m. Anyway there was no show last night and they are going to piggyback RHOM onto RHOA Sunday to try to drag in some more votes.
Speaking of drag, I finally figured out what Elaine Lancaster’s problem with Marysol Patton is. It makes way more sense that the whole “red carpet” incident that the editors want us to believe…
In an exclusive interview with The Hollywood Gossip “Elaine” comes clean with the real issue between him/her and Marysol. Elaine says that he always felt Marysol was distant.
“Then certain things started happening as far as my work. I was inquiring to why and people would say, We were advised by the Patton group not to hire you. What?!? I started going back and backtracking and finding other similar situations where work opportunities had fallen through and tried to find out what the common denominator was.
So here’s this person who’s trying to get in the way of my work, my right to work at events and things like that. So when you see the thing (on the show) about the red carpet, it had nothing to do with the red carpet. It appeared that way on the show but it has to do with background between her and I causing me problems and trying to litter my red carpet. Every where I go is a red carpet, no matter where I go or what I do.
Marysol would go to my clients and tell them, If you have Elaine here it’s going to become all about Elaine in the newspaper tomorrow. It’s not going to become about us. You really don’t want her here.
Okay, this makes total sense to me. Marysol’s job is to bring publicity to her clients and the events they are promoting. Think of Cynthia and her Jet Magazine client of the Bailey Agency. Having Kenya there drew all the attention to her incredibly bad behavior and off the focus of the models and the magazine. Sure every event needs some excitement but Elaine, though not as ridiculous as Kenya, is pretty overwhelming to whatever situation she finds herself in. I can totally understand Marysol discouraging some of her clients from using her. Elaine is not the right fit for every event. I can also see how Elaine would be irritated that the Patton Group, one of the best PR firms in Miami would distance itself from her. Business is business, Elaine. I’d suggest you not be such a drama queen but, well that is your business. These two will never get along. In fact, Elaine admits there is a huge fight between the two in the near future.
I have the tea on just exactly what happens. In fact, I posted about it in detail here back in April. The short version is that shoe designer and one time Star Island homeowner, Lisa Pliner had a big shoe runway show to introduce her new line. The Patton Group was clearly not chosen to publicize it because Elaine Lancaster was the host. All of the housewives were required to attend. Tension was high already between Marysol and Elaine. Elaine allegedly said horrible things about Marysol from the stage during the runway show. Marysol was very hurt and angry. If that was not enough Bravo forced a one-on-one scene between Marysol and Elaine to instigate more drama. Marysol was so upset she tried to quit the show and taping had to be stopped. Sounds like RHOM is going to be muy caliente all season long!
Meanwhile, Sunday night at 10 we will have one of those awkward forced sit down dinners for everyone including both housewives involved in the bitch slap heard round the world. I can’t wait. I dunno how I’m gonna blog two housewives shows in two hours!
When is bravo going to stop trying to shove gay people down our throats with no regard for whether they are good people or not? It’s like all the people who voted for Obama because he is black and they are black, with no regard for understanding his platform or politics. The world Haden one a giant sporting event and everyone has to root for the home team even if the quarterback is a rapist.
Um…yeah. He/she/it is most certainly a pole worshipper. Penile, not stripper. You need to make a show called SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE.
Do you have PMS today? Cause Michelle was actually getting along with you before your pole tirade. #midol
No. I didn’t say shit to her. She was on me. I posted the above on the wrong order or something.
Let me shove something down your throat….
Are you physically threatening me?
Preach Tc!
Thank you for bringing more sense to this matter. Is Elaine gay? Not all Drag queens are. Just because a man likes to wear fancy clothes and high heels doesn’t make him gay. lol. Bravo need to make a show called 50 shades of Gay so that Tc gets a fair balance of good and bad gays.
I’ll make the show if you star in it!
Can’t Bravo have one gay person who is not a freak. As a gay man, I will never understand the fascination of men dressing as women. Maybe Rupaul is good at what he does, but the rest just look ridiculous. Anyway I am on Marysol’s team in this matter. You can’t have a clown at a serious function.
Greg Bennett?
Tc I never came at you.Only suggested maybe Bravo made a show with more “likeable” gays for you. It was a joke not an attack. The gay people in my life are nothing like the reality show gays,just like the housewives in my community arent like reality show housewives. Its entertainment.Lighten up.Im happy I have a warm home and roof over my head and cabletv again. #Sandy
“thank you…matter” was completely sarcastic. And then somehow claiming that i was out of line for thinking that it is gay??? Sad that you can’t own it.
I own my sense of humor. I will own that sarcasm plays in my sense of humor. I never assume a person’s sexual preference because of the way they look. There are, albeit few, men that dress as women and have heterosexual relationships. I’ve learned in my many years on this planet that I don’t know everything and I do not to the best of my ability judge. I never assume. I didn’t even know you were a woman until Tamara suggested you have pms. I’m not Sad are you?
BTW my thank you to Tamerra was sincere. It just didn’t make sense that Marisol and Elaine’s issue stemmed from one incident.Mama Elsa was hostile towards Elaine as well and it seemed there was more to the story.
Oh. So you’re just tragically unfunny. I get it now.
She’s funny. Your funny meter is just off today. I predict you will like her in 3-5 days. 🙂
Muah! xxoo you like me you really like me! even though I misspelled your name wrong in my last post! 😉
Yeah whatever, you still make the top 5% in spellers. Now don’t over celebrate or TC will bash us both in the head with a brick. 🙂 I think she’s from Jersey….