Loving RHOBH already. Love Lisa’s new house. It’s still pink but much more toned down. Lisa is gorgeous. I am totally Team Lisa/Brandi! Brandi brings the gag housewarming gifts. I sorta get it. What can you really buy for Lisa?
Kyle got a facy sports car. I’m sure it was very expensive. I would have been pissed I didn’t get jewelry. This “romantic dinner” with Adrienne and Paul is awkward to watch. Yolanda introduction. Beautiful home. Yolanda claims to be the architect of her home. Something tells me her ex Muhammad had something to do with it. Shes very pretty. Very braggy. And all the wandering through the grounds snipping flowers is sort of over the top. And exactly something I would do. I love flowers almost as much as jewelry. Almost.
The Kim Richards scenes make me uncomfortable. She doesnt seem right.
Leave it to Lisa to have a pink Birkin. Brandi walks a fine line on crude. Why does Kyles child Portia have a British accent?
Finally an interesting necklace! On Taylor of all people. Silver and turquoise in her talking head. Taylor says she has gained ten pounds. This is a good sign. Taylor and So here we go on another RHOBH season…. I’m just going to dive right in. It’s been a busy day and I love this franchise so I didn’t watch any promos. Sometimes I just want to be a viewer. I dont have a lot of sources on this show so I am not completely spoiled so it’s just us talking.
Adrienne and Taylor shopping is fun. Taylor is sober in this scene and not so … dreadful. Her lips however remain dreadful. Especially, in a talking head clearly shot immediately after getting some injections or attacked by a swarm of wasps.
For Lisa’s party she has her staff in tee shirts and white angel wings? Oh Lord. It’s more tacky with each scene. I’m surprised at Lisa. Also, she is trying to pull off a statement necklace of huge softball sized rhinestones and she can’t pull it off like Lea Black does. Lisa needs a nice Lebanese jeweler. I never would have noticed this had RHOM not been running concurrently.
What was that arrangement from Adrienne? Who was the florist? Remind me to never use them.
WordPress apparently ate half or maybe more of my post. /shrugs. I will say… It looks like things are still left couch versus right couch. It will turn out to be Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda versus Adrienne, Taylor and the Richards sisters.
I had a whole lot more to say, especially about their lack of decent jewelry. But the WordPress gods found it to boring to be included. You should give thanks to them. What do you think?
I liked Adrienne’s flowers. I wanted to smack the dude mocking them. I think I have to like Adrienne. I hate how she treats her husband. But I think she’s a sad person who has everything and yet nothing. So she’s bitter, but basically a good hearted person. I think Lisa is a snake and Brandi is a nasty ho. The sisters think they are still escaping witch mountain. They are like old mangy grown cats who still think they are cute little kittens. Ain’t. Is Camille relegated to friend of the show? Yolanda has a stick up her braggy ass. I love it when new peoplecarrivecand are surprised at”all the drama”. Really, helga??? Your Nordic ass never watched this shitpot that you signed onto? Either a genuine retard, or ginormous liar.
YOU LIKED THE FLOWERS? We can never speak again.
LMAO!!!! I am dyin laughing at this LOLOL!
OMG I saw the ‘flower’ arrangement… I initially thought it was the food. A rack of lamb, or Kebab meat to be carved. Seriously.
That is the most god awful ‘arrangement’ I have ever seen. Ever.
I like most flowers that are not carnations or common daisies. So skooter my daisyhead. I saw some beautiful calla lilies. Just watched Stage Door yesterday. The calla lilies are in bloom again. Such a strange flower, suitable to any occasion. I carried them on my wedding day and now I place them here in memory of something that has died.
You better not be placing the fucking vile half dead yellow ones here in memory of our dead.dead.dead. relationship because that was the most vile thing I’ve ever seen on any TV show flower wise and I”VE SEEN ARRANGEMENTS WITH BUTTON CARANTIONS for fucksake. I get it Adriennne is a lesbian. She has no idea but sending a smorgasbord of… shit? Even she could not be serious. It costs three left tits in Cali to send a decent arrangement. A decent arrangement is 200 bucks. I can’t believe Adrienne doesn’t have SOMEBODY that does this. It must be her butch girlfriend. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH BUTCH GIRLFRIENDS, but they have no business sending the flowers.
I’m sure your wedding day lilies were white. Just admit you were wrong and we can move forward. Vanderpump loves moving forward.
OH Tamara…you have me laughing so hard this morning. This response was too funny. A great way to start the day!
Ok. I’ll watch again and pat better attention to the thing as a whole. I just remember the calla lilies and some little gays of yellow roses with red tips which are my favorite. I loved Helga’s peonies too. I bet hers didn’t have ants like mine always do.
I suspect it must actually be difficult to create such a hideous (in my opinion) arrangement of such graceful flowers. Perhaps they looked better in real life than the pics I saw; otherwise I would think that Adrienne “made a statement” with her gift.
ok random thought here. i never think about this, but this post reminded me. i guess flowers are very personal. my grandmother lived to be 102, with a shitload of grands, great grands, great greats, etc. so it was hard to think of things to send her that we had not already sent. so one year we sent her flowers that included calla lilies, in what we thought was a striking arrangement. soon as they arrived, we got a call from my aunt, asking what were we thinking, cause they creeped granny out. we were on the bad list for quite a while for that one. different strokes for different folks i guess. it appears that some folk think of them exclusively as funeral flowers. my bad.
Calla lilies are for all occaisions. I STRONGLY prefer the white ones but I am very pro white flowers. I was in the middle of a deal to buy a florist when 911 hit and banks got suddenly squirrelly. Anyway. I’ve never know them to be a funeral flower. Things like that are generally regional.
As I take more ownership of posting whatever the fuck I want to here, you’ll see I’m kinda girly and love flowers and jewelry and if there is much of either I become very distracted and tune out the catfights.
ok tamara, you know i love you and all, but how much wine have you had? its your blog girl, somebody has to be in control!
This seems a weird thread to bring this up in so I am not sure what you think I need to be in control of, but I don’t censor any comments unless I feel like they are trying to sell a product or idea. I also LOVE drama so I don’t care what people fight about as long as there is a topical reason. I kinda hate those chatty blogs about reality TV, like the ones with a million tweets about their arthrititis and shit, but as long as y’all are fighting over something spawned by the post itself… It’s fine with me. 🙂
Tamara, not only do I love your Blog, you’re truly a Diva after my own heart. I love Jewelry and flowers also… ok, on to the show, I think Kim is truly done with Kyle, I also think Adrienne has some hidden demons that she’s fighting. I love Lisa and her Pink world and I think Adrienne can forget about her and Lisa ever being friends again. Brandi oh Brandi, why she feels the need to come off the way she does leads me to believe she has low self-esteem…. The Jury is still out on Yolanda, haven’t figured her out just yet and as for Taylor…… Guess I gotta keep watching.
White Calla Lillies are my favorite flower.. Gladiolas are the most common for funerals…I never knew that until I planted gladiolas a few years back, just because I like them and they looked beautiful but people in the neighborhood said my yard looked like a funeral parlor! LOL!
White Calla Lillies were a funeral flower way back into the 1800’s. I remember seeing old B&W pics of huge arrangements on them on top of coffins back in my granny’s days – and she was born in 1898 I think. I carried them at my wedding as well. I’ve seen them in many wedding bouquets over the years.
Love your blog….
Kim Ruchards was…on something. Girl’s not right.
I’m not going to comment on that., But I will say HAI GIRL HAI! to VP. Long time no see! 🙂
almost always find the blog entertaining. i was responding to your comment about being easily distracted by girly things, which just struck me as hysterical. sorry, i dont care what you write about as long as it tickles me. i actually love it when you go off topic, but lord knows i dont want to hear about anybodys arthritis.
I am not really ADHD . My sister who was in HS when I was born told me today I am going through perimenopause. I can’t remember shit. Then someone I really like on twitter had a death in the family many months ago and either I didn’t know or it was brand new to me. I’d think I’d remember that but I’ve not really read my TL much lately. It’s really odd because I think it is too early for that and she is just trying to make me feel better but I know I am having big problems with memory. I’ve always had problems remembering painful things. But… anyway this is way more than a response to you. I’m oversharing about shit in my head. sorry.
I do like girly things and am really enjoying my sunflowers like ten times more than normal people. ( I am totally not normal)
let me just say i think i get it. i will venture a guess and say i think you are going thru a rough time about some personal issues, and consequently are hypersensitive about some things right now. and that you cant predict what those things are going to be. my sister went thru perimenopause in her thirties, and she had a whole host of symptoms that were horrible. not totally debillitating, but horrible just the same. some were temporary and some continued for a number of years. and some got replaced by new symptoms..memory was an issue for her, but she also had a brain anuerysm so i dont know which condition was responsible. she recovered completely btw, but she does have a tendency to go off on tangents. lol dont worry about how you respond to me. im cool with whatever.
well that makes me feel better.at least I don’t have to worry about making you happy. I was worried about that part the most. Just yesterday I was thinking, holy shit ! I can’t remember things that are very important to me and I was hoping that was okay with you. /beathes sigh of relief.
I also like how you know that I am worried about things when the whole east coast is underwater. It’s not like you could have known I know people there.
You’re psychic and compassionate!
THanks for reading! AND monitoring my wine intake at the same time!
just trying to extend a friendly hand. truly sorry if i have overstepped. again, i apologize. have a good evening.
not a problem. loss of memory is a scary thing. just saying. You have no idea how many times I google things and find a great detailed explanation I wrote. Something is wrong with me.
not gonna go there with you, but i had 18 mos of chemo fog, so believe me, i know.
you know i love you chitown. I hope you will forgive me tonight.
I am having problems with my brain.
I don’t know what is wrong with it but something is. I can’t remember anything . I have weird emotions. Things are not the way they were before.
i’m gonna go somewhere more private and talk about it.
love you right back tam.really sorry to hear you have hit a scary, rough patch. email me if you want to talk.
Tamara, so what do you think of RHOM now? I mean, isn’t 3 shows at once pushing it? Plus, I think RHOM is going to get the short end of the stick more now. RHOA and RHOBH will squash RHOM in the ratings.
this is actually an interesting observation. has bravo ever had three different franchises of howives on at the same time before? i cant remember/dont pay that much attention.
I tweeted earlier it was all too much for me. I just want one at the time. Also as a florist, Iam looking at this mess and wondering what they were supposed to send in retrospect there were no calla lilies… It as some driftwood? shit. okay there were calla lilies I backed up. it was just awful.
Regarding the scene where Adrienne & Ms. Grifter (Taylor) are shopping together, i noticed that the shoes that Taylor was wearing is exactly the same shoe in the picture from Ms. Tattles post from Nov2, titled: “what’s wrong with this picture? surgery? weight gain?”
I really thought that was Adrienne in that post, but seeing Taylor in exact same shows now I am all confused. Who is who in that picture?
Lisa has her over the top house, closet, wardrobe, & party with that over the top matchy poo necklace, bracelet, and ear rings..
….and what about that over the top floral arrangement? That was one expensive way to throw shade at someone’s party. Love 1st class passive aggressiveness among these rich bitches. On first glance I thought that was some hideous sushi platter designed to look like a Dragon.
The new lady is so pretty and sexy in an understated way. Loved the white shirt dress with low cleavage at Lisa’s party. That is sexy elegant dressing done right.
Taylor- Puhlease go away. I am sure this is your last season since Bravo felt sorry for your ass and kept on one more year.
Kyle & Kim are just as dysfunctional as Hoanna & Marta from RHOM. Sick of their debbie downer story line.
DIdn’t know what flowers you guys were talking about but they just showed them. Oh lord, they’re hideous! And I usually try and see a good side to things but they were just ugly!
has anyone considered adrienne sent those ugly flowers on purpose? we all know lisa loves her flowers so what she going to do with a “gift” like this? I think it was ment to be an eye sore at lisa’s party since adrienne wasn’t invited.
(glad i happened upon this page tamara. cool to talk to you!)
I’m here for Kyle, Lisa and Porsha (she’s too adorable)…Brandi is trash, always doing to much imo…Taylor is a scam artist who needs to find her way back to Oklahoma…Kim is such a waste, so you’re still mad at Kyle but would take it out on your niece and deprive their cousins as well…the new chick keeps marrying up…I’m not here for Adrienne and her fake marriage…but I am here for Mauricio’s fine ass, yes I am
I don’t think David foster is up from Mohammad.
money wise you don’t think so?
Noooo. But I’ll look to see if I can find net worths.
Please tell me you are not one of those people who believe those online net worth sites. I think Mohammed is richer than David Foster.
Foster: $30mm. Hadid: $70-100+MM.
Lisa can do no wrong in my eyes…bold statement for me to make of a housewife.
Kim seems so wrong for this show! I don’t understand the decision to bring back the damaged duo of Kim and Taylor. They could’ve brought in someone who is actually fabulous. Brandi is going to have to stop being so awkward bc I really like her. If Kyle didn’t have portia no one would like her. She’s a bitch.
Olive having three at once! I’d like five at once! But I feel like I’m eating all my treats for the week with one meal. I’m worried…god forbid…that we will hit a point where there are no current housewife shows. Ack! Also, now that we have three, I worry that one or two would be not enough.
I also wish they would stagger them. Like one series in finale/reunion mode while the other are beginning or mid season. Hated NY & NJ reunions happening together. NY got gypped!
Ima junkie, maaaan.
I love me some Lisa. She is the oldest but evidently is not using Adrianne’s husband as her plastic surgeon because she looks good! Adrianne on the other hand needs to see another Dr..but that will happen soon I suppose once the divorce is final. Lisa is classy, elegant, and everything a lady should be.. I love the new house.
Kim…WTF is with her? I’m not sure if shes on anything or not but she sure acts like it,but besides that I think she has real issues and need in house treatment! From family experience, I know that if you are in recovery, and you have issues with someone (as she does with Kyle) the first thing you learn and are told is to stay AWAY from those issues.. They are triggers that should be avoided at all times.
Brandi.. Love her cause she has balls,she says what everyone else is thinking, but sometimes she comes out with some rude and crude shit. She needs a filter.
Kyle, someone needs to put a dick in her mouth and shut her the hell up! I think she wants what she wants when she wants it and when she doesn’t get it… well…If I were Kim I would stay the fuck away from her.. she just might be part of Kim’s problem. Now Porshia is another story… that is the cutest little girl ever! Leave Porshia in the show and take her mother out!
Taylor, well I am not even gonna go there. Don’t like her, never liked her and I could go on and on but I wont bore you all…
Oh the new girl… too soon to tell yet.. but she talked about all the drama… has she been living under a rock? If your going to be on a show, everyone knows that you check it out first.. she knew all about the drama before hand.. I am calling BULLSHIT on that one. Did anyone notice that it didnt take her long to run back to the other ladies and tell them what Brandi had said (about sleeping with all the men) Her first appearance on the show and she can wait to run and tell? I have a feeling she will fit right in.
One more thing, I only caught a glimpse of it, but did anyone notice what Taylor was wearing? Green top and pink leggings? or was I just hallucinating?
I know we aint apposta talk about the chirruns. But I’m not abound the Portia bandwagon. She has her father’s face, dark circles and all. She will have 5 o’clock shadow soon. And she needs speech therapy or people around her who don’t baby talk and d courage that horrid speech defect she has going on. Her hair is nice though. I guess.
OOOOOhhhhhh, you bad girl.. you know you shouldnt say things about the chirruns!! Now you will have to go to Time Out!! Go on now go…. LMAO
I think she was cuter when she was a baby still. She will probably grow into a gorgeous young lady though…all the other girls did. Better off than milania.
Trying.Not.To.Read. Haven’t gotten to watch the show yet. Hopefully tomorrow!
Hi Tam, been awhile. i hope you soon find yourself in a happier place.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Foster
Johanna may not have married up for money. But when it comes to talent, David Foster would be the Score.
Supremely talented songwriter, wrote score for St. Elmo’s Fire and so much more. 16 Grammys and 4 prior marriages as well. I’ve known of him for years. Check out Wiki link to get an idea of his song book and who he’s written for. His Christmas special with Andrea Bocelli on PBS Was absolutely lovely.
He may not have made as much cash as Mohammed but his talent rises above.
I read that Johanna “requests”” love letters and flowers over jewelry as gifts. In that regard, what more could you want than a man who can write, play and sing you a love song?
Peace out.
hai stranger! Welcome back!
I am just now finally getting to watch and I must say, Kim sounds wasted in both scenes at Kathy’s and the talking heads.
And did Taylor have another nose job? Her nose looks quite odd at least in last week’s episode…