So I am sitting here watching the press cut for RHOA Season Five Episode one… oh wait I didn’t mention that? 🙂 And I have all the new intros for all the new housewives except one. While I watch the episode, I’m gonna let y’all match the intros with the housewives…
I may be small but my empire keeps on growing…
I ask, believe and I receive…
Beauty fades but class is forever…
People say I have the picture perfect life…and I do…
I’m a southern belle, brains, booty and all business.
I won Miss USA NOT Miss Congeniality…
So who said what and whose intro is missing?
I may be small-Kandi
I ask-Nene
Beauty fades-Porsha
picture perfect life-Cynthia
Southern Belle Phadra
Miss USA Kenya
I may have switched Porsha and Cynthia, but sticking to this guess.
Where’s Kim? I am confused and maybe I missed it, but why is Kim sometimes on Promos and other times she is not?
Small – Kandi
I ask – NeNE
Beauty – I;m thinking maybe Cynthia?
picture perfect – porsha ( only because I know nothing about her)
Belle and Booty – Phaedra
USA- Kenya
She quit on episode 9 I think it was before the Anguila trip….porscha replaced her I believe cuz kenya replaced Sheree
I may be small but my empire keeps on growing…KANDY
I ask, believe and I receive…KIM (SHE SAYS THIS ALL THE TIME)
Beauty fades but class is forever…CYNTHIA
People say I have the picture perfect life…and I do…PORSHA
I’m a southern belle, brains, booty and all business. PHAEDRA
I won Miss USA NOT Miss Congeniality…KENYA
NENE IS MISSING
I agree
i agree with rae. kim has been saying “ask believe receive” for many moons. she even said it on the reunion.
maybe nene has no tagline bc she is being being an actress in la la land ?
I may be small ……Kandi
I ask, believe and I receive…. Nene
Beauty fades but class is forever… Cynthia
People say I have the picture perfect life…and I do… Porsha
I’m a southern belle, brains, booty and all business…… Phaedra
I won Miss USA NOT Miss Congeniality…Kenya
Nene’s tagline is missing. Small – Kandi
I ask – Kim
beauty – Cynthia
picture perfect -Porsha
Belle and Booty – Phaedra
USA – Kenya
I am lazy today and don’t have the energy or desire to think about anything.. I’ll just wait until Tamara gives us the answer… I hope….
Loving Cynthia’s dress…NeNe is too cute…Kenya is obviously desperate to stand out this season #CantWait
Those are their intro dresses. Nene’s looks shortwaisted or something on the tee vee. The first episode is good but sort of slow until the end when Kenya decides she’ll be playing the role of Marlo this season. Thug in a dress. Not a good look. I am ready for her to be fired already.
Tamara, I sort of wish Marlo was back. I think it would be fun to see Marlo and Kenya mix it up.
Another season of women with inflated egos and breasts, thinking they are really something, but acting like nothing low lifes. Why should we respect that?
All are screaming, hollering thugs in dresses. I thought Kandy had a bit of class but lost it at reunion with dress showing all but nips and hollering. Now Phaedra is the best of the least.
Agreed! The thing is I know all of the Housewives shows are classless but I cannot stop myself from watching! My hubby says all the time..”do you know you are screaming at these people on the TV”? “Why do you watch these shows if you don’t like the women on them”?
When I tell him I love the show… he shakes his head and walks away laughing.
Sometimes I want to go thru the TV at some of these women and knock the crap out of them and I get so mad that I know my blood pressure is sky high, but I cannot for the life of me NOT watch them.. Maybe I need a therapist!
With all that said, I cannot wait for the premier to come on…
phaedra’s breasts are real. i know kim, kandi, and cynthia got implants. arent nene’s real(i ask because of her height and body curves)? i dont know anything about new cast porsha and kenya, are they real or implants?
Small- Kandi
I ask- Kim
Beauty- Cynthia
Picture Perfect Life- Porsha
Southern Bell- Phaedra
Miss USA- Kenya
I believe Nene is missing…
Empire- Kandi
Believe- NeNe
Beauty- Cynthia
Picture Perfect- Porsha
Southern Belle- Pheadra (of course)
Miss Usa- Kenya
Kim is a done dolla…as Charles Grant would say
People are asking me why Nene doesn’t have a tagline. It’s rough cut of the episode and everything was not put in yet. No big deal.
Dawn, it is entertainment. Stop taking these shows seriously. It is fun to watch people fight and make fools of themselves. It is fun to watch the Jersey Shore group get drunk and act like fools and fight, and act silly.
Who wants to watch a bunch of sophisticated, serious, boring wet blankets??? Not me.
In the photo, they have shrunk Nene and blew up Kandi/Phaedra. They look weird. I hope that was not done professionally.
Bravo photogs are the worst. The promo pics are always so stiff and stilted and expressionless..
tamara dod bravo send you the premiere ep? if so congrats as that means they recognise you and your work/efforts with this blog.
also, wendy williams shouted you out. she said you sent her a pic of chateau sheree.
I’ll pick before I see everyone else’s
Kandi
Nene
Cynthia
The person I don’t know…although perfect life could be nene w her inflated head but ima go w new girl
Phaedra
Kenya
No Kim ..thank you baby Jesus
Kenya was brought in to replace Nene’s big personality and transition viewers for Nene’s departure. I hope it works for the Atl series. Kenya definitely has our attention, but will she be able to capture our hearts? So excited about the new season. Tamara keep spilling the tea. The flow is just right.
I may be small…..Kandi
I asked…..Kim
Beauty fades……Cynthia
Picture perfect. …Porsha
Southern Belle…….Pheadra
Miss USA…….Kenya
MISSING
Spotlights on me…..NeNe