Andy asks Carole why she did the show. I loved her response. “As a journalist it appealed to me. Like most journalists we are attracted to spectacle. Whether it is politics or war. ” There has been speculation she was under cover on a journalism assignment. And they show the scene where Carole is all high and mighty about the term ‘Indian”. It’s hard to look worse than the Countess (silent o) but it seems Bravo is doing their best to make Carole look bad in this retrospective. I love Luann’s dress, btw. If I had the birth certificates on my Choctaw ancestors I would qualify for lots of money. Unfortunately, us Indians didn’t have birth certificates back then. I’m okay with Indian as a term Carole. While it is a misnomer, it’s what we have always called it.Technically this is Carole’s segment and Luann is trying to upstage her though. Something about earrings. As I pause the show Ramonja looks really bored waiting for their turn. ANNNNNND we have our first plug. It was from Luann for Life & Style. Carole is a fucking PRINCESS Luann. I don’t know why you think she borrows clothes. She fucking rich. Not Nene Leakes rich, but you know, ACTUALLY RICH. LOL Luann mentions Life & Style again. CONTRACT MUCH? To which Carole replies,” it’s not Vogue” Touche. We are really focused on Princess Carole from the outset. Makes sense she is much beloved and ratings gold for all of the opposite reasons housewives are usually loved. I am hoping Andy takes notice.
Heather jumps in as a designer and all hell breaks loose. But back to Luann. Why does Carole only talk about Luann in talking heads? I am awaiting the “bullying” accusations. It’s funny that the veterans of the show are acting like the new girls are bullies. Maybe they finally cast some women who aren’t afraid to cross them? Sonja looks fabulous in her dress. A viewer asks why Carole doesn’t use her princess title and Luann goes nuts. “She uses it all the time on the show!” Um no, Countess (silent O) she doesn’t. She generally doesn’t. Luann is trying to act like she doesn’t call herself the Countess (silent O) this season. Really? You remind us so much we forgot to notice her specifically trying not to on this season.
Now to Aviva. Sonja is now defending Harry, Aviva’s ex. Off topic: Sonja has great legs. Aviva mentions that both of them are going through court cases with their exes. Sonja is being a cunt. Aviva is trying to shut down the conversation. They are in court battles and have children. I agree. I think I may have missed something.I am still learning how to learn how to use the pause feature. I am NOT happy as someone who has personal experience with anxiety as an adult after being a child that went through some bad shit, seeing Bravo make light of this. I get Aviva. And fuck any of y’all for not understanding. It IS very, very,very hard. I get it Aviva. I know how it influences everything. I get how people don’t want to hear about it but you feel the need to explain. I get it. I also get that it is hard to balance explaining your embarrassing situation with over explaining. I get it. I have A LOT of respect for you for being so open publicly about the issues a lot of us face.
Heather’s turn. Heather brings up to Ramona that she was exercising manners. Ramona is unfamiliar with the concept. Ramona is an idiot. Heather explains that she can’t take an idiot on a business trip. Sonja is an idiot. I just can’t deal with Ramonja. Luann is accusing Ramona of blackmail once again. I’m too drunk to remember what this is about. Did I mention Ramona is wearing a leather top? She’s having a hot flash.
On to St. Barts… I keep trying to forward through the ridiculous St. Barts stuff but I am caught up. Let me hit spell check. Oh it’s bash Aviva time again. And again. Leave Aviva alone. She means it. And the bitches continue to bitch. I don’t get why Ramonja continue to attack Aviva. How many times does Aviva need to apologize? Oh Andy, way to be an asshole. I’m sorry but I am team Aviva all the way. They don’t get it Aviva. They never will. And Andy is very anti-Aviva. Andy doesn’t get it.