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Chad Johnson Does Dumb and Dumber in Reverse

September 6, 2012 by tamaratattles 6 Comments

There is a familiar pattern with abusive men. It’s why so many women stay in bad relationships. After the bad times come the flowers and the gifts and the extravagant public professions of undying love, and the apologies. Chad Johnson hasn’t really done much, if any, apologizing but he sure is staging a lot of dramatic public appeals. If I were Chad, I think I would have tried the t-shirt before the gigantic leg tattoo. As a general rule it’s dumb first, then dumber, Chad. The t-shirt idea isn’t a bad one really. If you have the paparazzi around you all the time, a sequence of repentant sayings on t-shirts is an avenue most men don’t have to get their plea across to someone who is ignoring them. I think a few more might be amusing, at least to me. How about “Sorry I’m a wife beater.”  Or “Oops I am a huge douchebag, my bad.”

What do y’all think his next t-shirt should say?

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  1. Tasha says

    September 6, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    “Oh, so you felt that headbut?”

    “Girl quit playin. Didn’t your Mama tell you about love taps?”

    “Please take me back so that I can get a job. Please and thank you”

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  2. chris stark (@stark3923) says

    September 6, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    i had a close relative that was just like Chad… Chad’s only desire is to have what he can not have…. His wife left him and refuses to talk to Chad. Chad is going nuts over the loss of control. Cheating is fun for some immature men. The cat n mouse chase is exciting. Chad can not feel alive unless he is cheating. Having a wife who refuses to indulge Chad is driving Chad nuts….watch for more extreme behavior and obsessiveness from Chad. In my Opinion

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  3. Crazy Sweet says

    September 6, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    “last piece of pizza”

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  4. Anon says

    September 7, 2012 at 6:27 am

    Chad should write,”I signed another 10 million dollar contract.” Evelyn will go running back to him then.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

      OMG. How did I not think of that? That’s foolproof! Which is good when it comes to Chad.

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    • Cornelia says

      September 7, 2012 at 12:15 pm

      I so totally agree – he is going about getting her back the WRONG way she only know $$$ signs – the moment he as a promise of a job or a job she will find reason to forgive him and be RIGHT back with the jerk. These two SO deserve eath other. They knew nothing about each other but decided to exchange wedding vows. I call it wedding – cuz nothing about what they did was a MARRIAGE.

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