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Real Housewives of New York: Thoughts on Slutty Island

September 3, 2012 by tamaratattles 19 Comments

You have to give it up for the Real Housewives of New York’s production/Bravo team for naming this episode Slutty Island. I was still trying to process the Big Brother post when the show started so I sort of did a double take on Carole’s discussion of someone having “butt sex” at the house. Was that supposed to be Sonja and Tomas? I saw them saunter down the path while apparently too drunk to remember that their microphones were live.  They really went straight to anal in the driveway? Or was she talking about Luann and Tomas. And how does she know it was anal? Fill me in!

I swear you actually have to pay attention to RHONY this season. Normally, I can read a book or blog or read live feed forums for Big Brother or cook or some combination of all the above and not miss anything not worthy.

This dress made Sonja look three months pregnant. Maybe four.

Bravo to Luann.  Way to get the fact that you are fucking around with the local Cassanova completely off of everyone’s radar by stirring the pot with Aviva and Ramona. Things would likely have blown over without that interjection of yours. “Oh but just yesterday you two were discussing who was going to ask Reid to leave.” Excellent work.Wow. Ramona actually apologized to Aviva. Ramona says “Life is too short, just let it go?” I’m amazed.  Ramona is sober and trying to rein in Sonja? Did I just see that on my TeeVee?

Meanwhile Aviva, who I so want to root for, is upset because the two blonde bimbos are not sucking up to her husband enough? She was expecting a party? She wants Carole to throw the bitches out? Come on Aviva, I totally get the anxiety issues. I do. I myself can barely ride in coach. But you can’t sail into the party (and it was a party, just not a party about you) and expect it to be all about your anxiety. Grab a drink, hell throw one on Ramona and laugh. You’re there. Enjoy the moment.

I love how Heather just stays away from the fighting. She made a good move staying in the bungalow with Carole.

 

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  1. Tc says

    September 3, 2012 at 11:18 pm

    Yeah, was totally wondering how Carole knew it was anal. But then I realized it was Sonja with a j. She most likely shared that tidbit. She is kind of trash. And white. Unfortunately, aviva blocked me tonight. I simply asked why the ladies behavior in talking about her husband staying elsewhere was the end of the world, yet it was fine when they mocked Jaques. Aviva is obviously very spoiled and under the impression that the world revolves around her. Not maliciously, I think. But she is very entitled and demands that she be treated as though she is special at all times.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 3, 2012 at 11:21 pm

      Well she went to law school, and Vassar, and speaks several languages. Just ask her, she will explain to you why she is entitled. I see your point about Sonja. She must get a lot of anal to be able to do it in the driveway with no lube. Perhaps Ramona prepped her with a dildo before the party.

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      • Belinda says

        September 4, 2012 at 7:35 am

        Omg….can’t believe you said that ! You made my morning (although a little butt action would be nice too )

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      • soncee says

        September 4, 2012 at 1:23 pm

        According to Heather, she and LuAnn heard a loud noise coming from Sonja & DuhMona’s suite. When they went to investigate the source of the loud banging(pun intended) she witnessed J.D. 2.0 falling into Sonja’s azz. Of Heather told Carole the next morning, as Carole was Hopefully having her own Monkey sex session with Russ.

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  2. tee says

    September 3, 2012 at 11:59 pm

    I normally don’t post messages but the show tonight was truly entertaining and LuAnn started all that shuggity! I bet they wont tell her bizness no more – work LuAnnn! Good job.

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  3. TMC says

    September 4, 2012 at 12:06 am

    I really really want to like Aviva, but her love for Ramona and Sonja really makes me question her “true” self. I know she got mad at them in this episode but think about all the times she has defended Ramona. I don’t know, it just seems weird to me.

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  4. michelle says

    September 4, 2012 at 12:22 am

    Aviva=Kelly crazy. Who does she think she is she wanted them to kiss her husbands butt. I am proud of Ramona for coming back in a apologize because I wouldnt have

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  5. cherrylipgloss says

    September 4, 2012 at 9:42 am

    I was tweeting the same questions last night….about the “type” of sex. When someone said that Heather (or Carole) walked in on them……which also implies that it didn’t happen in the driveway….I still wondered how you would know…..If it’s not a porn shot it would be up for debate unless Sonja blabbed. Not cool.

    I thought Tomas was on the phone trying to drum up a few more dudes for the “party” and LuAnn looked horribly guilty and somewhat jealous during the entire night.

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  6. Anon says

    September 4, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Now we know why LuAnn hired that band to sing, “I want to f— you in the ass” song at Christmas. Sonja must have shared with her how she likes it. Straight in the butt. Lube-free. What an nasty old ran-through ho.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 4, 2012 at 10:25 am

      Now, now, there’s nothing wrong with a little anal with a dude who wears eyeliner on an island. Who’s to know? And it’s a much better storyling than toaster ovens.

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      • Anon says

        September 4, 2012 at 10:57 am

        If Sonja with a ‘j’ didn’t mind being put out there like that, she should have gotten with Aviva’s dad then. Acting like she was of better stock than that dirty old man. Hoe, please. Aviva must be now jumping for joy that someone she referred to as white trash didn’t take her dad’s offer to be his jump-off.

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  7. Kendra says

    September 4, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Heather said that there was a commotion going on in one of the rooms that was not being used by anyone, she checked it out and saw Sonja and Tomas, I have no doubt Carole also checked on the noise since she seems responsible for the house.

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  8. Tamar voice says

    September 4, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Sonja and Ramona are the life of the party. There’s no show without them. I hope this is Aviva’s first and last season. She is definitely Kelly-Crazy. Honey, you being on the island made no difference one way or the other…I loved when Ramona called her a buzz-kill! Her husband wasn’t even tripping off the madness, it was her making a big stink out of nothing. And LuAnn totally knew what she was doing when she stirred that up. I’ve watched NY Housewives for a very long time, and never would have gathered that the true slut of the bunch is Ms. Etiquette herself!

    Go Ramona and Sonja!!!!!

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  9. Verna says

    September 4, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Tomas said to Sonja while they were walking that she had a nice ass. She said yea I know and it is soft. FYI!!!

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm

      Yeah, I heard that comment but at the time didn’t realize what a purposeful edit it was! 🙂

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  10. NUNNYA says

    September 4, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    that was funny

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  11. vicki says

    September 6, 2012 at 11:26 am

    I was really shocked Caroline outed Sonja having anal sex, why would an adult women do this to another woman on television. I imagine Sonja would be the target of many unsavoury comments, or men hitting on her., as this is such a private and personal matter.

    Also why walk in on 2 adults having sex if that is what you know they are doing?
    Didn’t we watch Sonja walk away from the house with Tomas to Party?
    Aviva expecting a party, is she for real, then naming all her educational accomplishments???
    The show was good this week.

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    • cherrylipgloss says

      September 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm

      I agree with you vicki, about Carole outing sonja. If a man doesn’t kiss and tell why would a friend peek and tell? Also I hate the term she used (bleeped but obvious)….In fact she’s used other terms I have an aversion to…one word she used the bevhills girls freaked about when brandi used it….(I think she used it in reference to harry)…didn’t find her gecko reference humorous either….unbecoming for a “lady”

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  12. Louise says

    January 7, 2013 at 8:11 pm

    I doubt that this actually happened on the show.Carole is bullying Sonja. It is very obvious that carol does not like sonja and wanted to get back at them for outing Juann. This should be considered some type of slander. They were trying to make her uncomfortable on purpose and embarrass her in front of the nation. Sexual intimidation always works!! I hate to see women doing this to each other. People will lye about you to intimidate you.

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