In tonight’s episode of Delusional Danielle, Danielle told Shane she is a nurse not a kindergarten teacher. She tells him that she has three degrees, went to two colleges at the same time and dropped out of medical school for Big Brother. She says she feels bad because she didn’t tell her parents and they are going to be out a lot of money. She also tells Shane that she is a charge nurse (remember, she’s not even a real nurse, she’s an LPN in a nursing home). She also tells him she is a trauma nurse. Shane asks what the worse thing she has ever seen was and she says a woman with a potato stuffed up her vagina that had sprouted. Then she says she works with geriatric patients. She says she has 60 patients by herself. This is getting close to the truth. She works the overnight shift at an assisted living facility. Shane asks her if she changes diapers. She says no. Of course she does, she works in an assisted living facility. That’s the sort of assistance she provides. She gives baths and changes diapers and bed sheets. She tells Shane she gives lots of shots.
Dani starts fishing for reassurance that he is not mad at her for lying to him. Shane is unfortunately not smart enough to figure out that she still is lying or that you don’t have time to work in medical school. Or that geriatric patients don’t shove potatoes up their vagina. Or that everything she says is complete bullshit for no reason at all. Oh but wait, there is a reason. She is trying to explain to Shane that as a trauma charge nurse she can move anywhere and get a job and can travel all she wants. If Shane agreed to the happily-ever-after she wants how exactly would she explain that she really empties bedpans in assisted living facilities? Does she not think he would find out rather quickly? I mean since she is unaware of the fact that her lies are being laughed at and rehashed all over the Internet?
Soon they tire of this conversation and the two intellectual giants discuss the fact that Dan would lose to anyone in a final two. Danielle, and sometimes Shane, have made the live feeds this season with this kind of talk.
That potato story has been on snopes for over a decade.
Yes you are right. That potato story has been told before. I heard it 10 years ago. Poor Dani, Shane needs to shove a potato up her va-jay-jay, in case she ever tries to take advantage of him while he is sleeping!!!
The potato is ‘Bama birth control….
A RN & LPN are nurses a CNA HHA are not a nurse
Are you an LPN? Only LPNs consider what they do nursing. A NURSE, aka Registered Nurse receives a degree in nursing. And LPN gets a cerification from a community college to be allowed to do some very basic patient care.
Nursing is a description of an act…you “provide nursing care to someone.” There are types of nurses. Registered Nurses. Licensed Practical Nurses etc. Yes. LPNs are nurses. CNAs are also nurses as they provide nursing care, albeit basic nursing care for the activities of daily living.
LPNs in long term care do a lot of technical nursing like dispensing meds and doing wound care. They don’t only provide basic personal care. There are CNAs to do that.
I am a nurse and I am also a previous nursing instructor. One of the first things that nurses learn in school is that nursing is an art and a science.
I am not a Danielle fan…trust me on that one. She has given nurses and teachers a bad rep. But I am a loyal supporter of people providing nursing care at all levels.
With all those degrees lol she would have graduated HS earlier than Ian and be much smarter and we all know that isn’t the case. Poor child is in for a rude awakening when she sees how badly she is the butt of jokes.
I’m starting to wonder if she actually got her degree from Alabama. I know she was there four years based on the interviews I did with her sorority sisters and that her degree program was General Health but as much as she is enamored with degrees, it just makes me wonder if she has one. Perhaps she will email me a copy when she gets out of the house like our friend Bio Teacher did.
She is correct LPN AND RN can travel and work any state as a traveling nurse. In only some facilities they can be in charge like nursing homes and drug rehab in some cases. A Lpn is someone who was trained for 12 as a licensed practical nurse. She only have to do one year to become a RN. An LPN works more with the patients in some states in NYC the dont earn earn as much as RN’s. How ever in new york city they make a very well off salary nothing to sneeze at. You should not down play a LPN if you dont overstand what her job description is. When someone works as a nurse be it LPN Or RN in the ER they are not changing bed pans but have High skills.
You don’t really understand the words you read do you? Do you watch Big Brother? Did you read this post? Have you tried moving your lips as you read along? Because you seem more concerned about defending LPNs than actually commenting on the point of the story. I’m not going to debate with you the duties of an LPN. You are free to be confused about that somewhere else.I assure you that any hospital you would want to be transported to for an emergency will not have LPNs in the ER.
My first and last visit! Please don’t bother to comment as I won’t be back!!!
I find you to be a really rude blogger in your answers to people who bother to come over and read your blogs, and than take the time to comment!!!! Bloggers need to realize that the readers ( commenters) are like guests in your home. I could only imagine the response of your friends and family if you behaved in such a manner!
Okay…over and out!!!
Why would I let idiots ramble on for hours (or post after post) in my home? It’s tedious? Meanwhile, I was so hoping that you could manage to pull off the everso difficulty hissyfit and and departure in one post. Alas, you made it all of five minutes before chastizing someone else’s comments. I determine what is acceptable in my home and I greatly prefer biting sarcasm and wit over drooling stupidity. Clearly, you’ve barged into the wrong home. I’d say farewell, but I’ve learned that people like you tend to stick around and try to change the atmosphere awhile before finally slinking off to someplace to talk about knitting and baby kittens.
Is English Tina’s first language? I do not understand her writing.
AND i wanted to add before I booked outta here…That comment was rude and condescending! What an extremely well brought up lady you’ve become! Your mother must be SOOO proud!!!
Did you have any problem reading that TC?????
LUMP!
These comments are pathetic, she isn’t a nurse, she isn’t licensed by the state of Alabama as an RN, it takes much education and certifications. A Trauma Nurse needs a masters. Who cares if a comment was rude, you people react to things because they must hit home. Entiende usted?
How was it rude or condescending? It’s the gods honest truth. The commentor skips words and punctuation, which is common for those for whom English is not native. And I couldn’t understand the points she was trying to make. My mom would be SUPER proud of me if she weren’t so dead. She’d probably hate you though.
LPN HAVE A licensed not certificate ONLY CNA HHA have a certificate. LPNs dont all go to community colleges it is part of the RN programs that are in all colleges. CNAs do basic care LPN work with RNs and almost do the same thing as RNs just supervise when they are working together. If she was a CNA then that is basic care nothing more but LPN is nothing to talk down about. Well some hospitals did get rid of CNA due to budgets and force LPNs to do basic care. So they made up some new tittle called nurse tech so that LPN can stop complaining so dam much
LPNs CNA and Nurse Tech do work in emergency but she would never be in charge of anything. Only and RN can be the Head Nurse.
And LPN is a ONE YEAR CERTIFICATE PROGRAM generally granted by a community college. The L in LPN stands for license which is granted by the state once an exam has passed.
Oh and could you please shut up? You must have a cousin in Lousiana who teaches Biology. Please don’t breed.
Because she is right she can work in a nursing home setting as head nurse even though I feel it is wrong. I have seen LPN t many times at the Nursing homes facilities worked as a head nurse..As her working head in an ER hell no that would never happen.
An nursing home is not a hospital. They do not generally have a nurse physically in the building all night. A Real Nurse is on call. The LPN just generally hangs out in case someone needs to call someone who is capable of dealing with a medical crisis.
And I thought I politely told you to shut up. This is not a nursing post. Or an avenue for you to tell us about all your ER and nursing home experiences. Be on topic or be gone.
Yeah, so anyhow, here is where Delusionelle got her potato story: http://www.snopes.com/medical/emergent/potato.asp
I’d think probably anyone with Internet access has heard the potato story. I’d love for her to tell it to someone other than dumbass Shane. Somehow, it seems on Britney and Dan know how batshit crazy she is.
I can’t tell if danielle is bat shit crazy or extremely good at manipulating people? it was incredibly easy for her to go along with lying to brittney for hours upon days before her eviction. she never once stopped talking and lying and telling stories while holding her hand and calling her her best friend. it was eerie. any thoughts?
Same here!! Confused! Way she acted in live feeds w Brit then lied& acted surprised ! I think she is compulsive& believes her own lies so to her they r the truth! I’ve noticed a certain face she makes while telling her lies.. Innocent looking while lying straight to your face.. Her& Jen on live feeds after Brit was evicted proved her to be a liar!! Yet she is so dumb when it comes to Shane, NEWS FLASH: He is gay! (I think) Danielle , he doesn’t like you!! Get the hint ! Most boring cast of BB this season!
Tamara , TY for making me giggle in regards to Tina’s post, it’s over her head! She must b a nurse.. So happy to see you post on that crazy Danielle, she annoys me& is the biggest liar!! Watching feeds w her is torture, I think she really wants a future in TV after BB.. I see her brain working& she thinks she will b the next Kim K! So delusional! Can’t stand that crazy obn chick! Beyond boring& there is not a mirror she didn’t find! Always looking at herself w those crazy eyes, plotting how she can get to VT & boil Shane’s bunny! Cuckoo!
Your reader was simply trying to make your post more accurate. She wasn’t defending Danielle, just defending nurses. I am a blogger and enjoy reading comments and welcome all of them.
I don’t think I’d take a course from an instructor who valued my RN degree so little as to equate it to the education of a CNA, or an LPN.
My reader is an illiterate fool. This thread is not about defending nurses, it’s about laughing at her insane comments. It’s what we do here, sometimes we even laugh at insane reader comments. What we are not about is “defending nurses.” I can’t imagine the reaction of any of my friends who are nurses (that’s RN for the confused) who would take kindly to you coming in to defend them by lumping them in with LPNs and CNAs. So please just stop. If you are here to discuss BB then by all means hang around. If you are another disgruntled nurse, here to defend nursing, then go be kind to some of your readers.
Are Bobbie and Tina the same person?
I haven’t looked. But there seem to be three people here today in need of individualized instruction. Sometimes students don’t listen to the lesson when it is directed to someone else. It’s time consuming. Some people, well many people, who visit this blog seem to think they are in charge of regulating content and the methodology used in imparting said content. It would be more amusing if it were not such a frequent occurence.
I found this whole exchange hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. Danielle is bat shit crazy and I don’t care if she has M.D. behind her name, I wouldn’t let her touch my dog. Shane is dumber for believing her contradicting lies… could be that they are a match made in heaven?
Well yes, except for the fact that Danielle is a nympho (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and Shane is gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that either.) 🙂
Danielle is Shanes beard… until she goes all fatal attraction on him. Too bad BB is drawing near the end.
i love tams <3
First, I don’t think you were being rude to Bobbi or Tina or whoever the eff jumped in. It’s you blog. A blog is to freely talk about your beliefs. It’s YOUR blog. Second, is there any specific post that anyone knows of that lists the lies. I didn’t watch any feeds this season, just the shows and I was confused at Janelle’s comment. Jumping online, I feel like I missed the best part of the season. And now she’s all not talking to Dan. Seriously, I have never seen this much butt hurt in any reality show season ever. I liked Ian and all, but can I just say that Ian was out the door until Dan back-doored Shane. Bad move, but Dan should have brought that up.