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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Big Brother 14 Live Feed Recap: A Funeral, A Few Panic Attacks, And Some Bible Study

Big Brother 14 Live Feed Recap: A Funeral, A Few Panic Attacks, And Some Bible Study

August 28, 2012 by tamaratattles 14 Comments

It always seems that the Big Brother Live Feeds are boring when you have the time to watch and when you get busy with life, some really insane stuff happens. That’s the way it has been this week.  In the last couple of days we’ve had an insane fast forward, a Pandora’s box, some big moves, a “funeral”, and perhaps the best hustle to get off the block in the history of Big Brother and all the while, Frank has been dressed like a carrot.  If you want some spoilers before tomorrow night’s show, click through for my attempt to explain the unexplainable.

I’m going to start with Dan coming out of 24 hours of solitary confinement replete with loud techno music and flashing lights. If you don’t know how Dan ended up in this predicament read here. With Dan on the block against Dani, Frank finally has the votes to get rid of his arch enemy in the house. Even with two people with veto power (Ian and Jenn) neither is willing to save him and everyone is ready to get out the previous winner. There seems to be nothing Dan can do.

But Dan is the biggest schemer ever in the history of Big Brother and he’s had 24 hours to come up with a plan. At first his plan is to fake illness. It seems that Dan (deliberately?)  threw up in the Have-Not room during solitary confinement.The other houseguests talked about the smell. When he comes out he tells Dani he doesn’t feel well and there is some discussion of bowel movements. So I click the feeds off. I don’t need to hear all that and there is really nothing important that can happen because Dan is toast. He doesn’t have the votes. Game over.

Or is it? Dani is beside herself as Dan begins to exhibit the signs of having a panic attack. He says the walls are closing in, Dani begs the diary room to give him some medical treatment. Dan winks at the camera. It’s all an act. But why? It doesn’t seem to serve any purpose. Perhaps he is over playing his “I’m really week at challenges” card. It matters not because soon he changes tactics. (Dan later tells the camera’s this about his sick act, “I acted like I was coming out of Clockwork Orange. It worked but was it necessary? I didn’t want to come out guns blazing, wanted them to think I was not thinking, that’s the reason I did it.”)

Dan calls a house meeting. He wants to give everyone a goodbye message from him since he knows he is going. He calls it a Big Brother funeral. He tells everyone not to cry and he seems a bit emotional. He tells everyone what he likes about them and what they have taught them. Joe has taught him that he can continue to be a big kid and still be a father. He talks about Britney and how they were newlyweds in the house together. He calls Shane Captain America. He tells Ian not to be so hard on himself for playing the game. He tells Jenn she is the first lesbian he has every met and she really changed his perspective. Everyone except Ian and Frank are crying. Frank’s face is saying that he sees this is all a ploy for attention and mercy. He is not amused. It does seem like Dan is just having a big ole suck up meeting. Until he gets to Danielle, who he has saved for last.

When it comes to Danielle, Dan is brutal. He knows her insecurities and he goes for the throat. When Dan was stroking Shane’s ego, calling him Captian America, he talked about fixing Shane up with his brother, I mean sister, and how he hopes he finds a nice girl worthy of his time. Dani bristled a bit at that. But when Dan got to Danielle he says that he picked her to have another Memphis in the house. Someone who could be loyal to him throughout the game. But he was wrong. She was not loyal. She betrayed him. She knows what she has done. He is through with her. He will not talk game with her. They may be friends outside the house, they can play pool or poker but in this game she is dead to him. Danielle loses her mind.

Dan says he would like to show something in the Bible to Frank privately and the meeting is over and Dan and Frank go to the HOH room alone to be with allegedly to be with Jesus. Meanwhile the whole house rushes to Dani. They all comfort her. They say that Dan is the biggest asshole in the world. They thought he was a good person but now they all hate him with the burning of a thousand suns. He is the devil. He is going home. Jenn is particularly pissed at him because she has developed a thing for Danielle.

Meanwhile, in the HOH Dan tells Frank that it was Ian who betrayed him and he was covering for Ian. He tells Frank about the quack pack. He says everyone down there wants Frank out and Frank needs an ally. He says that he was true to his alliance with Dan and Boogie the whole time. Dan has never sprayed this much Dan Mist in a game conversation in his life. Frank is totally “mistified” by Dan. Long, long, long story short, Frank and Dan agree to a final two with Dani and Jenn being the new alliance of four. Frank gets Jenn to use the veto on Dan and Dan gets Dani back under his spell within five minutes of misting her. New alliance created.

At the veto ceremony Jenn takes down Dan, and Frank puts up Britney. Britney is going home and she knows it. Only Ian is voting to keep her.

How is that for a major move by Dan? He can talk himself off the block even when all seems lost. Did I mention that throughout all this Frank is in a carrot suit and periodically taking chum baths? Because, yeah. That happened.

Thoughts?

 

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  1. no name maddox says

    August 28, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    I LOVE DAN!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  2. Ms Urethra Franklin says

    August 28, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Dan is so good at being psychologically diabolical.

    I like Dan because of the way he plays to the camera for the viewers. He knows this is a game and entertainment.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      August 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

      Do you think Dan knows how mentally unstable Danielle is? If there had been sharp things in the house…. Lets just say it was a risky move. But it sure did work!

      Reply
      • Kellie242 says

        August 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

        He would have to care first, which he doesn’t .

        Reply
      • Celeste Trager says

        August 28, 2012 at 2:03 pm

        Danielle is just a bad actress. Not a tear was shed but she go Shane to hug her for a good long time. Think she cared more about that than Dan’s antics which by the way was epic.

        Reply
      • tuniciaa says

        August 29, 2012 at 12:42 am

        Tamaratattles:
        With britney gone this week, Danielle will crumble. She can’t handle criticism and rejection very well. She needs the female companionship to keep her emotions in check. The first time Shane or anyone ignores her she will run in a corner and cry. This girl is emotionally unstable.

        Reply
  3. tamaratattles says

    August 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    He’s certainly playing an interesting game this season. I didn’t think he had a pray of getting off the block. I still think he would lose a final two to Frank, but I don’t seriously expect him to take him. He’ll take a floater. So will Frank.

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    • no name maddox says

      August 28, 2012 at 10:57 pm

      i think you’re right TT- i was blown away how he got himself off the block in, like, 10minutes? amazing!

      Reply
    • Crazy Sweet says

      August 29, 2012 at 3:09 pm

      omg well played Dan……very well played! Frank had him in the crosshairs THREE times and didn’t pull the trigger!!! Instead Brittney became the sacrificial lamb. I’m kinda disappointed in her though, I think she could have campaigned harder to stay instead of giving in for Danielle. I’m wondering if she isn’t working hard today last minute to save her butt? Danielle’s brand of crazy is priceless. When did she let the cat out of the bag she’s a nurse and not a kindergarten teacher? Jenn really did step up her game but seriously, it was BB who controls how this is played, if Jenn had gone first then Ian would have used his POV to get Brittney off as well. So kudos to Dan but BB locked that in for him. imo

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    • Crazy Sweet says

      August 29, 2012 at 3:12 pm

      also: do you think Dan made a side deal with Brittney to cut her a check for 50k if he wins if she bows out now?
      and her drunk episode last night was hilarious!

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        August 29, 2012 at 3:17 pm

        No, I don’t think Dan cut a deal. Dan would never do that. Britney told Danielle that she was having “trouble managing her anxiety” in the house. I think she just really misses her husband and at this point realizes she’s not looking good to win. In the jury house she can likely have some contact with her husband and drinks by the pool.

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      • Crazy Sweet says

        August 29, 2012 at 3:24 pm

        yeah I can only imagine the level of anxiety and paranoia going on. Only the strong survive…or the really really lucky. I’m still pulling for Ian. He talks too much but he can’t help it and he was the first to strike with a big power move! I’m really touched the way Brittney looks out for him. She’s got a lot of heart just not enough to stay in the game I guess. Cocktails and phone calls for her from now on in the jury room.

        Reply
  4. Kellie242 says

    August 28, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    I cant stand Dan

    Reply
  5. GRAMS says

    August 31, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    So Ian opens the Pandora’S Box and out comes Jessie BB10, 11. Ian got toys and the House Guests got all of their food changed to organic food

    Reply

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