Just in time for RHONJ, my “good” TV is back working. I’m not sure if this is a good thing or not. Already, Tre wants to stop the bus so she can screw Juicy Joe in the vineyards. Melissa, ever the helpful sister-in-law offers to videotape it because “Tre is such a media whore.” Tre is not amused. It seems like just five minutes ago these two were promising to play nice.
So now they are at the vineyard and Joe Gorga is horny. I sense a theme. And off we go to another vineyard where the Manzos and Laurita’s have a business meeting to attend. What is it with these housewives and dragging some or all of the cast to the meetings? I realize it is scripted TV but still. Caroline looks miserable. Joe Giudice has a source for wine barrels on the cheap in the magical land he lives in and he hates the wine and says so to everyone. Later, outside, everyone is being silly and the vinedresser was a great sport.
It looks like we are on the third winery of the day. Chris still thinks maybe everyone will behave. Juicy Joe tells his wife he can see “her thing” through the long see-through dress with a slit up to her hip. The Joes get together for a brief moment of congeniality to decide that the Lancaster Lion, the symbol of the winery, resembles Joe Gorga’s genitals. Hilarity ensues. Actually, the people in the room capable of embarrassment are deeply embarrassed. I was pretty much confused by the whole comparison.
And on we go to the outdoor surprise luncheon for Caroline. Juicy Joe points out Caroline’s chair has her with her back to the view. When Juicy Joe is the smart one in the group… I’m just saying. Then, Juicy Joe says they should continue their relationship despite all the bullshit. This is the sanest Juicy Joe has ever been on the show. What a good edit he is getting. What could possibly got wrong?