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You are here: Home / RHOOC / Real Housewives of Orange County / Jesus Barbie (and me) Wishes You a Happy Fourth!

Jesus Barbie (and me) Wishes You a Happy Fourth!

July 4, 2012 by tamaratattles 1 Comment

Jesus Barbie started off the July 4th celebration early this year. Apparently she was paid to do a pool party in Vegas last Friday.  Here she is doing her job. Her husband has let her off leash for these duties but is hovering creepily  protectively nearby. You can see everyone at the pool is mesmerized by her job skills. This is what brings in the big bucks, y’all.
Meanwhile, as is the case with every reunion time on every iteration of the housewives, rumors are circulating that the OG housewife (in this case Vicki Gunvalson) has gone on a campaign (this time a letter writing one) to have Jesus Barbie evicted from the island. As this particular story goes,  Gretchen and Tamra are both saying that Vicki came back from the on camera scene where she was Jesus Barbie’s onliest friend, comforting her as she sobbed in her cabana about the mean girls, only to tell them she was writing a letter to Bravo to get her kicked off the show. Supposedly, Jesus Barbie is just too fake for Orange County. Read that sentence again. Isn’t fake the entire mantra of Orange County?
Will Jesus Barbie be back next season? I predict that if she isn’t she says she quit because her husband made her told her it wasn’t healthy for their family and it’s just not in God’s will. Speaking of family, I hope you are all out with yours enjoying the 4th striking poses by the pool. Don’t forget to point your toes!  Meanwhile, I assure you there is nothing exciting going in the celebrity world lately. If something exciting happens, I’ll keep you posted. Have a great 4th!

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About tamaratattles

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  1. Anonymous says

    July 13, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    She got a baaaad body… how old is she supposed to be?! I can tell that she is getting her money! Can't hate on that.

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