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You are here: Home / RHONJ / Why Did I Not Post About Last Night’s RHONJ? Let Me Count the Reasons…

Why Did I Not Post About Last Night’s RHONJ? Let Me Count the Reasons…

July 2, 2012 by tamaratattles 16 Comments

Or perhaps I should just count the ways that Teresa is an idiot. It would be easier.

1. Teresa dear, surely someone at some point in your “career” has pointed out that your lack of a frontal lobe has cause you to have pretty much no forehead at all, if you only take into consideration the non-hairy parts. Drawing attention to your handicap by tying a string of ric-rac around your dim bulb was ridiculous.

2. Saying in a talking head that Rosie’s sister made her feel like she didn’t fit in because she hated her because she was gay was vile. You should probably hire a bodyguard, Rosie allegedly has a history of violence and some TROs in her history if you believe what you read on twitter.

3. Your complete cluelessness with the therapist was epic. You denied everything you do on a daily basis and then, when the therapist said that an RV trip was inadvisable, you said to Joe. “let’s prove him wrong!”  Be cause you is soooo smart….. You are putting out lies about your family and friends for money and scrambling for anyone to “be on your side” now that you have alienated everyone.

4. The scenes without Teresa were the best on the show. It was nice to see a real family dinner and a conversation that wasn’t about Teresa.

5. The highlight of the show was that Teresa admitted her brain doesn’t store information. Finally, some truth.

That is all.

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  1. Anonymous says

    July 2, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Well said….LisaM

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  2. Anonymous says

    July 2, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Absolutely!

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  3. Anonymous says

    July 2, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    tamara, as much as i love reading your blog about all this RH..your blog description mentions giving the tea on the atlanta scene..and there's so much going on in atlanta right now..can you talk about that more??requesting more atl flavored tea please! thanks!

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  4. Anonymous says

    July 3, 2012 at 2:39 am

    No info on love & hop hop atlanta? Thought for sure there would be tea about the trannie and homo's "baby"

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  5. Anonymous says

    July 3, 2012 at 3:36 am

    Tre's hairline has got to be kohl'd in.

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  6. GloriaT says

    July 3, 2012 at 9:37 am

    I never noticed Teresa's hairline until Andy Cohen mentioned it on one of the reunion shows. Now everytime I see her I'm staring at it. It looks so weird. I've never seen anyone's hairline come down so far. Anywho, Terea's acts like someone who's brain cells have been destroyed by excessive drug use. She just acts so dippy and illeriterate and says the dumbest things. And to think I used to like her. Now, I can't stand watching her. I'm amazed at how her brain works. It's always everybody else's fault. The funniest thing is that she's going to therapy so her brother can find out what his problem is. What a joke she is.

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  7. Anonymous says

    July 3, 2012 at 9:49 am

    I think you all have it wrong about Teresa…but the truth will prevail. Funny, Rosie didn't deny it when Teresa reminded her…to her face…that Kathy Walkie used to treat her like dirt. Rosie goes to war for her sister, and the fact that she didn't correct Teresa let's me know there's some truth to it. Teresa is dumb as a box of rocks, and he has a hard time verbalizing her thoughts. I don't think she sold stories to the magazines…those magazines will print whatever they want at anybody's expense. I think she sold pictures to the magazines, and the magazines on their own added juice to the stories of course. Everybody…with the exception of her brother…should butt out of her business!

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  8. Anonymous says

    July 3, 2012 at 9:55 am

    your comments were right on. She is so phony. She looks like Eddie Munster's sister.

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  9. Anonymous says

    July 3, 2012 at 11:54 am

    to the anon who said Rosie didnt deny Teresas accusation.. Notice that they are showing rosie, but have Teresas voice and a caption of what she is saying… Its entirely possible that Teresa said that, but that was NOT rosies reaction.. They have played games with editing before, using snippets of speach from talking heads or said at an earlier or later time…The only way I would believe that scene is if they showed the 2 of them, talking and reacting… Now having said that, often people dont react well at first when someone in their family comes out. Cher (the gay icon!) was pretty open about the fact that when Chas came out it was bad, and when he came out as transgender it was even harder… It didnt mean Cher didnt love Chaz or come to accept him.. the learning curve can be tough at times..I love Teresa (she is a crazy Diva and I love a crazy diva!) but I do think in her talking head she said one of the cruelest things she could have, and Rosie (on twitter) called complete BS on it.. Rosie has said that she wasnt always the easiest to love while she was coming to terms with being gay, and that while she felt left out, it was mostly by her own doing…Teresa screwed up in that talking head, attacking Kathy and Rosies relationship, and it was just not cool.. I dont hate her for it, she just needs to own that, and move on… It will be interesting to see if she even addresses it in her blog… Teresas biggest flaw is that she doesnt tend to own or acknowledge the pain she causes people, only the pain people cause her… and the truth is, we all cause pain to other..Sweetnessnbubba

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  10. We Found Love in a Hopeless Place says

    July 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    To the first anonymous…you are dead on. I love Teresa. I can't stand Carolies and Jac of all trades. They are so phony. All they do is sit around and talk about Tre all day. Do you have a life? That goes double for Carolies kids. You never see them with friends, especially Lauren. Who hangs around their brothers and a gay constantly talking about weight issues?

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  11. Anonymous says

    July 3, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Is that you Tre? It sounds like somebody from your camp is blogging on your behalf . . .because nobody in their right mind would pick your side when it comes to your brother and Jacq.

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  12. Anonymous says

    July 4, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Whats so wrong with Tre commenting on other peoples relationships? After all, they ALL seem to have no problem commenting on her relationship(s). As far as Kathy, I do believe she treated her sister like dirt…and all that damn talk about family that Kathy does yet, she treated her sister like trash just b/c she's gay. As for the nice family dinner? This is the first time they had a family dinner that didn't revolve around Tre! Ususally every dinner starts or ends with talk of Teresa or Joe. Dinner, lunch, brunch, etc. Every damn conversation they have has something to do with Teresa. As far as her forehead, man it does look weird. I mean her hair line is almost at her eye brows, strange. Happy 4th all.Peace,P

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  13. Ivy says

    July 4, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    In light of the fact that Rosie is just coming out publicly, for Teresa to announce that Kathy "HATED Rosie for being gay" was downright cruel.On the bright side, I'm starting to enjoy it when she makes asshole remarks like this — the more she does it the more her family probably realizes that they're better off without her in their lives.

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  14. Tamara says

    July 4, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    I keep meaning to post about how Rosie is not the charming misunderstood lesbian she appears to be on the show, but I never get around to it. She's been sort psycho on twitter and involved in several public domestic disputes…So let's just say she is getting a VERY good edit.

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  15. Ivy says

    July 5, 2012 at 5:11 am

    Have you heard anything about Season 5 yet, Tamara? For my life I can't figure out how they're going to film together considering that, at present anyway, nobody is speaking to Teresa.And I have to admit that the whole sudden interest in Rosie is fishy and would have no objection at all to your spilling everything you know. (Pleeeeze?) :]I'm also happy to learn that I'm not the only one who thinks that Teresa's forehead is actually SHRINKING.

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  16. Anonymous says

    July 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    I agree that she is an idiot. I think the editing is one sided however to make her the villain for good t.v. While her delivery may not be eloquent a lot of what teresa says is true. I believe the cousin and the brother/sister in-law set out from day one of the show to expose/tear her down because they were jealous of her success from the show. I am sure she flaunted it/bragged and they too wanted in and she would not recommend them for the show.(read between lines of reunion when she argued about them not telling her on the show) she also pointed out how until they got on the reunion show kathy use to dawg out melissa behind her back along with teresa which kathy was stuttered to try and refute with little success and explain. I can believe she is a gold digger and that she before the show attempted to copy Teresa( proving that neither have any taste or class. She thought she would be the next "Tardy for the Party" (that only worked once for Kim because she had super producer Kandi you see how far the other songs have gone) abut as far as the Joe(first slade smiley girl) and Gretchen Rossi(who can carrI wee bit of a tune) I think Joe(brother) was jealous of Joe(husband) because until people realized he was a douche the world thought he was "juicy" Caroline joined in because she was jealous of her cook book(s) at one point being on best seller and nobody wanted to giver her a deal. Teresa was offered a skin/makeup line and her cosmetology daughter was hoping that would be her avenue. From my understanding her wine deal is better than the manzo son's water deal as well. Now I could believe that they originated all of these ideas and Teresa stole them and was able to better capitalized because she was the break out star. Jacqueline(boring) needed a story line besides her annoying ungrateful daughter and knew it better to Join in with Caroline. I also believe Teresa sold the stories to tabloids not because she needed the money but because she was trying to fight fire with fire since they were all ganging up on her. It was an attempt to change the stats from 4 against 1 to however many against 4…but it back fired. All in all Teresa is doing a better job at all of their job which is to keep the drama alive. You did not report on it that week and any future weeks because there is nothing to report it is BORING and no longer enjoyable watching everyone gang up one person. They are not victims they start/stir up just as much ish.. they are just better at being sly and passive aggressive. I hope they change some of the characters out for season 5. They are the only franchise where everyone is related one way or another and it is not a representation of the New Jersey Housewives ( I know none of the franchise are a real representation but this not even in Bravo's normal situationally scripted format) instead the documented ignorance of 2 fame whoring families. They should change the name to some version of the Italian Hatfield and Mccoys. and start a new The Real HONJ. I would like to see Teresa with a cook show I think she would try to be knowledgeable and sophisticated to no avail and it would be absolutely entertaining.

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