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Apprentice Finale Live Recrap, Sorta.

May 20, 2012 by tamaratattles 9 Comments

Just for ChiTownShelley Imma try to live recrap this mess tonight. Would appreciate any help in comments. Also Chi needs to tell me her twitter! 🙂
Who do you want to win? I am Team Arsensio!  What about you?
We start with Arsenio being freaked out because the footage of Magic Johnson all turned to the side and not looking at the camera. But then it all turned out okay because he has his footage. Like I said Arsenio is gonna win. Check out the live comments after the jump.

Meanwhile, Clay is micromanaging some sort of mural that Debbie Gibson is in charge of and demanding to see some sort of design for (which seems reasonable).  I think we are about to get a bunch of “celebrity input next” so I may hop over to the Billboard awards…
Wait, what? Clay sees a picture of a ceiling painted with cobwebs and he is all good to go? Whatever. 

Aubrey just said that she is doing everything and Clay keeps trying to butt in and  take over like it is all the Clay show.  I would like to punch her in the eye with a fork. Is that bad?

Penn AND TELLER are helping with the mural painting because the mural is not getting done…

OOH first Dayna slammed Lisa and then the Gotti lady slammed the hell out of both Lisa and Aubrey.   Tia slams Tia and Aubrey.  It’s a slamfest. I have never seen this before! 

YAY they are trying to make it seem like the Claymates are winning. That means Arsenio is going to win!

Arsenio is geting Huge checks from Leno, Mario Andretti, Jimmy Kimmel, etc…. Lisa Lampenelli dontated to Clay’s team but I think she made an equal donation to Arsenios..

Dear GOD I CAN”T STAND AUBREY O DAY.  I REALLY HATE HER. She immediately jumps on Trump and tries to take over at Clay’s thing.

Whoopi Goldberg comes as Arsenio’s date. here we go…

Aubrey says she has been doubted and under recognized in her career. She is a blonde btw. Trump asked why everyone hated her and she says the audience seems to love her. Three people clapped.

Next up Lisa Lampanelli… She gets better reception from the crowd and essentially blames it all on menopause. I will give her that actually. I’ve seen menopause happen.

LOL Donald asked Teresa if Adam  saying Teresa is naive made her feel bad and Adam said “of course not Teresa thinks that is a brand of douche” OMFG. I am dying here.

Oh Holy shit. Lisa Lampanellie goes for the crappy stuff. Clay Aiken’s ass is Aiken.. Something about Trumps hair… it was awful.

Well fuck now Clay is singing and it was good and Aubrey and others came out there and sang.

Arsenio loves Clay . Clay loves Arsenio. I love that these two love each other.

Oh  now Lisa did not make equal contributions. Trump called her out.

She made a 10K contribution to  Clay. Way to be a bitch, Lisa.

Oh dear GAWD Clay is singing and Arsenio is about to come in on Lean on Me.

They are so going to get together. lol. Arsenio is singin with Clay. they love each other. I love Arsenio. It’s cute. Now everyone is singing You all need need someone to lean on. I am drunk so it’s sweet.

Arsenio raised 160K  Clay raised over 300k.. apparently that doesn’t matter. Trump will decide,

Aubrey does not know Arsenio “as a man” despite her … oh let me hush.

I want  Aubrey to lose so badly.

SOOO BADLY.

I am back to thinking Arsenio doesn’t win…

And the winner is……

ARSENIO!

I am so happy I could die!

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  1. Anonymous says

    May 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    thanks tamara!! now they're going in and out between network and the protestors, which is almost worse than nothing at all. i am team arsenio, but i'm pretty sure clay is going to win. wish i knew how to twitter!! thanks again girlfriend!chitown shelley

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  2. critter says

    May 20, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Just can't believe how Magic did the video – but it seems he faced the camera at the end… hoping Clay climbs down some throats over the wall – geezy Pete – why should he trust anyone…Oday is out of my life in 2hours..I'm rooting for both of them so it doesn't matter to me who wins…

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  3. Tamara says

    May 20, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    I don't want Aubrey to be on the winning team because WE WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT! Please no.

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  4. Anonymous says

    May 20, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    oh my god, how could i miss whoopi as arsenio's date? bless you tam!

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  5. Anonymous says

    May 20, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    i owe you bigtime!!thanks tam! chitown shelley

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  6. Anonymous says

    May 21, 2012 at 3:28 am

    Im glad arsenio won but I wish he would abandon late night talk show idea. Your time has passed and its just not the same anymore…people watch late night like they watch own….barely or not at all. I wish he would just look to guest.starring on a hit show or even becoming radio host…better options there. But anyway glad he won…sick of the I love clay bs. Seems like nice guy at times but it was more like hes my gay bff rather than the real genuine admiration. And aubrey….sigh. Please go away. Now

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  7. Anonymous says

    May 21, 2012 at 3:34 am

    Im team arsenio but I wondered what made trump pick him? Was it his I want to give back speech? His presentation? Bc clearly clay made more $ and had a bigger crowd and even more support from castmates. Not to take anything away from arsenio. Just sayin…

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  8. Anonymous says

    May 22, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    I think it was because Clay got really bitchy when working with Dyana and showed he wasn't as nice as he wanted everyone to think.Arsenis got bitchy when working with Aubrey, but everybody hates her so that was OK.Worked for me.Lisa and Aubrey are two people I will never watch again.

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  9. Anonymous says

    May 23, 2012 at 1:54 am

    I'm glad he won but I can't, and never could, stand that dumb looking grin/smile/smirk of his. He looks better with a full smile or laugh.

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