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Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I understand completely the stories other women have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later when we untangled ourselves he discovered he’d actually ejaculated though hadn’t felt any of the normal lead-up to that. It may seem distasteful to some, and definitely neither of us was thinking of sex at the time, but with the rush of emotion and my lower nerve endings going crazy, it’s not too far a stretch to say that it’s a profound experience.
Um…I don’t know what to say about that. Thoughts?
They have ALWAYS come off as sleazy and disgusting to me … **shudder**
PERVS
These two are sick. I always knew something was wrong with them.
Wait…what?
OMG- I just puked in my mouth a little. I want to hold a book burning…anyone? 🙂
OMG now I've heard everything….these people are WEIRD…….
TMI. TMI. TMI. Just imagine your their sons and someday you read that shit. Just how much counseling are those boys going to need???WD
Really wish I didn't read that excerpt. o_O
Forced vomiting should help losing those last 10 pounds. Um… thanks for that.
I've always said that those two were weird. Seems very pervish to me, specially Simon.
Earlier today I noticed that Alex had responded to someone's tweet about the post. Alex replied that the writer of the post was getting hammered in the comments. Tamara, not you know me … me nosey. I went to the post to read the comments and they are drop dead hilarious! I so love snarky people!
THANK YOU TAMARA! I've discovered what I will use to lose 20lbs. for bikini season.
Can someone please make these two go away back to his country, maybe disgusting perversion is the is the norm there. Ugh makes me sick!
All I have to say is WHY????? Why post such weird filth? I wish these two would just get a life & stop bombarding the internet with their cyber-weirdness, ewww!!!! Now I am left with the horrid image of Simon ejaculating #_#??…